Keep giving KDE ideas!

legit lol!

announcing : Kideas

Klitoris would be an add on for KDE for folks who use Thinkpad nubs

I'm more of a trackball users. Those little nubs are so hard to find. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

"have you looked in nubrubs.conf"

KDE Lite Internal Testing Or Resource Integrity Suit - Klitoris

I prefer playing with my joystick.

Kontrol Panel

It's right below the Y, if you get to the B you've gone to far down

Klitoris - search tool for when you just can't find it but you know it should be there.

Developing non-kinky shit for Kinky Desktop Environment is frowned upon, a sort of a crime.

I wanna make an app for managing child protection settings to keep kids from doing dumb computer stuff. I'm thinking "Kidiot"

I do like my idea of a search tool more, but if it was for the trackpoint clearly it would be for adjusting the sensitivity

Wait .. are people struggling to find clitorises? I guess some are small, but theyre still pretty fucking obvious

Only as a long standing joke, I don't know anyone who looked and couldn't find it but its also not my first question to people I meet either. Its the second. And they usually walk away before I can ask.

Of course, Kortal Combat!

It's mostly a joke, although people from regions with lacking or misleading sex ed might not be aware of its importance. Or existence.

It's also possible that the issue is with the technique. Proper stimulation might be difficult to achieve during intercourse if one or both participants are inexperienced or selfish.

What... what's the first?

Obviously it's an ebook managing suite called klit

Oh thats not a question that I can ask online, its more face to face. With a lot of eye contact. A lot of eye contact.

...nice...

FOSS devs: horny since software was invented (or at least since 2011)

The word "teledildonics" dates back to 1991. Danni's Hard Drive was in 1995, Usenet groups were used to share scans of porn magazines, and anonymous ftp and gopher were used for sharing porn in the 1980s.

Rival to GNUbbin

You mean the KDE Literature Optical Recognition and Identification System? It's just a plugin for skanpage that helps with book scanning and OCR 🤷 How else would they name it? (I just made it up)

I honestly don't know where the Linux one comes from.

Sure, but where are all the apps named by horny teenagers?

When are we renaming Gwenview btw? It's literally unusable with that name. The feet people are laughing at us!

Horny teenage joke was just for surprise lolz I think, not a comment about KDE-involved names being horny (I think, every time I say something like this in any domain I end up learning about things I wish I hadn't lol)

The Gnome variant would be GSpot.

Ahhh, I'll always feel nostalgia for 80s-90s era sci-fi optimism.

Flying cars and teledildonics, how hard can they really be, and clearly everyone wants these!

Probably a joke about the name of GIMP

How ya doin'

Sure better than Klitoris.

How do you even use those things efficiently? Also where can I find it on my ThinkPad?

They keep burying themselves in the small foresty park for some reason ..

This is the kinda thinking that writes great books, because you're spot on with the dynamic, If it was to be real, that would be very believable

Konsole

oh, wait-

FOSS devs: Shitter

https://archive.softwareheritage.org/browse/origin/directory/?origin_url=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Fnuclearfog%2FShitter

Then they renamed to Smither

Introducing ksam ^*^ - KDE's analogue to klippy

* Have I gone too far?

Pretty sure MS would name theirs "Internet Manager 6 Extreme Copilot".

The search thing on KDE is currently called "baloo" or something like that. Klitoris sounds way better.

Would be a bad name for Linux users, they would never find it... (*)

(*) a) sorry, i had to.
b) you know it's true.

Skill issue.

I remember that splash image!
It might seem like a joke/meme, but it was an official one:

https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/gimp-data/-/blob/main/images/splash-log.md?ref_type=heads

Search for version 2.7.2 / 2.7.3 on that page