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Track_Shovel slrpnk.net Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-06-13
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Particularly when a snake gangbang is going on and you're late to the party

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expatriado lemmy.world expatriado@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
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waking up early didn't help me either 🤔

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Gork sopuli.xyz Gork@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-01
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Sleeping on ice tends to do that too

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LibertyLizard slrpnk.net LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-06-14
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How did you get this picture of me?

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Fedegenerate fedinsfw.app Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app
Joined: 2026-02-22
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That's ok, he tricks the other males into thinking he's a female so that they warm him up.

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SubArcticTundra lemmy.ml SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-03
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SubArcticTundra lemmy.ml SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-03
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That's the face of a horny boi

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friendly_ghost beehaw.org friendly_ghost@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-09-05
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How TF are those captions in David Attenborough voice

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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hakunawazo lemmy.world hakunawazo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-02
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waking up early didn't help me either 🤔

Beginner mistake. The early bird gets the worm, not the cloaca.

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sangeteria lemmy.ml sangeteria@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-06-28
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How can I attend the snorgy

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belated_frog_pants beehaw.org belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-06-09
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This is missing the best part where he pretends to be a female so the other males try to mate with him and it warms him up

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MeatPilot sh.itjust.works MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-10-27
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The early wyrm gets the sperm.

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