cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/onehundredninetysix/p/1065057/effective-rule-management

Effective rule management

I’m the opposite, I’m pacing around for 10 minutes until it’s time to leave

*gets ready an hour early*

*it only took me 10 minutes at max to get ready*

*now I must sit here and do nothing until it is time to go or else I won't be ready when the time does come and might even forget entirely if I become distracted*

*internal screaming*

I can be one or the other, and I never know which it's going to be ahead of time 🙃

or you can be like me and be 20–40 minutes early to everything (it's either that or 2 hours late, your choice boss!) and regularly grind your soul against having to Wait Outside With Nowhere Comfy To Sit And No Bathroom >:(

Yeah but I look like a slob at 8:20. Is that Rihanna?

And as you lay there looking thoroughly unamused and unconcerned, your brain is screaming insults to absolutely zero effect.

I think so, yeah

1. (some) Clothes on
2. Not sleeping
3. Hair looks good enough
4. Essential Everyday Carry (blunt, lighter) ready to go
5. Still 10 minutes left

Girl doing better than I usually am