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slothrop
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slothrop@lemmy.caJoined: 2024-07-03 |
Kash Patel’s time as FBI director has been plagued by accusations of chaotic behavior, binge drinking, and unexplained absences. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the head of the federal law enforcement agency. Claim To Fame: First person to give up looking for Nancy Guthrie Office Nickname: Shhh, He’s Right There Greatest Asset: 360-degree field of vision Signature Look: “Oh you definitely took too much, bro.” Case He’s Currently Working On: Heinekens Biggest Case Solved: Which bar he left credit card at Girlfriend: Living large while she can Blood Alcohol Level: 0.63 Hegseths |
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