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Did the dinosaurs pay off their student loans before they went extinct?
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5714 lemmy.dbzer0.com 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Rhynoplaz lemmy.world Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
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Nope, and the ones that did were super pissed.

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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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No, the chickens are still paying for them

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stoicEuropean lemmy.ml stoicEuropean@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-02-27
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No, the chickens are still paying for them

Few people do know that student loans are based on mechanisms similar to that of the karma system. High debt at death = rebirth as a lower life form. In truth, that is also the reason why there are no more dinosaurs. They have all degenerated into todays chickens.

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Anna lemmy.ml AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-11
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No. That's why Big Corpos are digging up there graves and extracting oil from their dead bodies.

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