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It takes a very level headed and introspective person to recognize that sometimes the best course is to throw out stuff

Nah, don't throw them away. Instead, grind them to a fine powder and mix it into your compost tea for a killer fertilizer. 🤌🏼

Flat, you mean. 😏

Is that you, Garden Berserker? I swore if you ever came back here ...

Read the name man, that's the River Berzerker

Striking fear into the cold hearts of caimans everywhere, but beloved by gay men (and others). What's not to like?

Rawr. You might like me when I'm "angry".

Mix it with clay for authentic bone china.

Ha, that brought up a memory from way back when my gf in school joked that getting her preggo'd be counter to the CCP's interests, what w/ that half-Taiwanese kiddo, and all. 😝

So, she thought it was so clever to bring up "bone China" whenever she needed my immediate, um, attention. One of code words for "go time" and she DGAF abt excuses in that form —social events, random public settings, even two funerals, but mostly during school hours.

She was really into guerilla-style political action, I guess. 🤔🤷🏼‍♂️