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If you had a button which would transform you into half human, half cow, would you press it for tax reasons?
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5714 lemmy.dbzer0.com 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-31
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Che Banana beehaw.org The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org
Joined: 2024-03-01
#2 · Quote Reply

For tax reasons, no. For sexual gratification reasons? Yes.
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ThePantser sh.itjust.works ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-02-19
#3 · Quote Reply

Which half?
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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
#4 · Quote Reply
ThePantser wrote:
Which half?

The left half is cow, the right half is human.
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dmention7 midwest.social dmention7@midwest.social
Joined: 2025-06-25
#5 · Quote Reply
Che Banana wrote:
For tax reasons, no. For sexual gratification reasons? Yes.

How you doin'?
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orc girly lemmy.ml orc_princess@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-09-11
#6 · Quote Reply
TrackinDaKraken wrote:
The left half is cow, the right half is human.

So I keep my dominant hand? Sweet
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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
#7 · Quote Reply
orc girly wrote:
So I keep my dominant hand? Sweet

That way you don't need to hold the stick in your mouth.
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Rhynoplaz lemmy.world Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#8 · Quote Reply

I'd press it for sexual reasons.
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ReverendIrreverence lemmy.ml ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-12-20
#9 · Quote Reply

Sounds painful and certain people would want to eat me so...no
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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
#10 · Quote Reply
Rhynoplaz wrote:
I'd press it for sexual reasons.

Who cow?

No, hucow
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Tangentism lemmy.ml Tangentism@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-01-10
#11 · Quote Reply

What are the tax benefits of being half cow?
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