But they can and do. Previously:

What if I told you that our federal taxes don’t go toward food stamps at all, and in fact pay for nothing?

• The United States can always pay any debt it has because we can always print money to do that.
  — Former Fed. Res. Chair. Alan Greenspan
• Why The Government Has Infinite Money
• What Caused Hyperinflation In Weimar, Zimbabwe And Venezuela?

I owe you $20 for posting this! There I just added more money to the economy because creating debt is effectively the same thing as printing more money.

I will write it off on my taxes since I owe it to you and you will write it off on your taxes because I haven’t paid you yet so it’s a business loss to your shitposting business.

They do.

The printer broke. They keep calling Walmart but the printers are on back order from China.

Made by the same company that makes McShakes.

I'm officially investing $1000 into your debt selling businesses! How many shares do I owe you for?

If you give me $1,000 I can flip it for -$7,000 in debt (or 700 in Debt Shares) which you can use to prove to the bank that someone at some point trusted you enough to give you a $7,000 debt line which proves you are good for at least $10,000.

This weekend at the Lemmy Civic Center, Rhynoplaz shares his secret on how he turned $1000 into $7000 in a matter of hours, from home, without spending a dime!

You too can learn these simple tricks for only $150!

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Wow the economy is booming! This is how it is done! Opportunities already trickling down for everyone to invest. Who knew a little entrepreneurial spirit could create all this value in our community?

Everyone is too lazy to go get more paper.

I really miss that interview video.
I can't find it anywhere.