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not_IO lemmy.blahaj.zone not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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frank sopuli.xyz frank@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-05
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I'm Neon. Who are you today?

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IninewCrow lemmy.ca ininewcrow@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-13
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That wheelchair is also confusing?

You are in a wheelchair and you get reassignment treatment to become Iron .... or else you are a Manganese and you end up in a wheelchair after reassignment surgery

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luciole (they/them) beehaw.org luciole@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-06-06
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I'm Neon. Who are you today?

Bismuth ☺️ 🌈

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henfredemars infosec.pub henfredemars@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-07-04
#5 · Quote Reply

Iron people exit wheelchair. Manganese people must use wheelchair.

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Deebster infosec.pub Deebster@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-10-16
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Blahaj approves of this meme

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Damage feddit.it Damage@feddit.it
Joined: 2023-06-12
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That wheelchair is also confusing? You are in a wheelchair and you get reassignment treatment to become Iron .... or else you are a Manganese and you end up in a wheelchair after reassignment surgery

Wheelchair people are clearly tiny here and must be helped by an Iron in the toilet

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WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them] reddthat.com WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-12-31
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118 pure genders (each with subtypes, like 55Fe and 57Fe). Then there's the near-infinite number of compound genders!

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BeMoreCareful lemmy.world BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
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I just know that there's a joke her about gender chemistry, but I took physics and I got nothing.

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tensorpudding lemmy.world tensorpudding@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
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You might say these genders are fixed at birth, but what part of the table are they in? The what metals?

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SpaceNoodle lemmy.world SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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And here I always thought they were tungsten

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UltraMagnus0001 lemmy.world UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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Shouldn't the men be iron ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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LibertyLizard slrpnk.net LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-06-14
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Bismuth ☺️ 🌈

Argon

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swab148 lemmy.dbzer0.com swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
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Iron people exit wheelchair. Manganese people must use wheelchair.

My headcanon is that they're both raising their disabled children

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EffortlessGrace piefed.social EffortlessGrace@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-11-19
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I always felt connected to my inner Americium, but my mom said I'm a lanthanide through and through. My actinide father said, "don't sweat it, she's acting like a typical halogen."

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SeductiveTortoise piefed.social SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-16
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You might say these genders are fixed at birth, but what part of the table are they in? The what metals?

They aren't. Many people were born as uranium but end as lead.

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QueenMidna lemmy.ca QueenMidna@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-17
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You might say these genders are fixed at birth, but what part of the table are they in? The what metals?

This is an incredibly underrated joke

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rbos lemmy.ca rbos@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-08
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Hah, we have those exact signs at work. I should compare them, maybe they're actually from there.

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redsand infosec.pub redsand@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-04-09
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Some say there's an island beyond 118 with more

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Sjmarf sh.itjust.works sjmarf@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-08
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r/MenAndFemales

There is no Lemmy equivalent

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whats_a_lemmy midwest.social whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social
Joined: 2025-02-10
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118 pure genders (each with subtypes, like 55Fe and 57Fe). Then there's the near-infinite number of compound genders!

Don't forget radioactive genders, which decay to a predictable mixture of other genders

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Gormadt lemmy.blahaj.zone Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-06-09
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Don't forget radioactive genders, which decay to a predictable mixture of other genders

Or also the theorized island of stable genders beyond the 118 we've got on the chart.

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