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Track_Shovel slrpnk.net Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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MummifiedClient5000 feddit.dk MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk
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Not for "some reason". It's out of spite.

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
#3 · Quote Reply

Not for "some reason". It's out of spite.

Which is probably also the reason for the smell

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Zetta mander.xyz Zetta@mander.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-12
#4 · Quote Reply

Char, just like how heat shields used to reenter the earths atmosphere work

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Skullgrid lemmy.world Skullgrid@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
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Me: getting on the MRT with a delicious durian
The Singaporean passengers : You can't bring that on board lah! There is a 500SGD fine!
Me: if you think that smells bad , check this out *heats durian to 3000°C*

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5765313496 lemmy.world 5765313496@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-13
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Char, just like how heat shields used to reenter the earths atmosphere work

Help me name the sci-fi novella I'm (totally) going to write about durian panspermia.

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usualsuspect191 lemmy.ca usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-06
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Char, just like how heat shields used to reenter the earths atmosphere work

It's also why a solid wood beam does better in a fire than steel. Once the outside is charred it shields the inside and the beam can keep a good bit of its strength before eventually failing once the outer layers get burned through. The steel heats up quickly and goes soft long before its melting point.

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human slrpnk.net human@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2025-08-20
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So you're telling me I can't burn all these durians? Now what am I going to do with them?

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henfredemars infosec.pub henfredemars@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-07-04
#9 · Quote Reply

Not for "some reason". It's out of spite.

Evil fruit born in hellfire.

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks programming.dev zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-19
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Help me name the sci-fi novella I'm (totally) going to write about durian panspermia.
  • Durian Rising
  • Durian supremacy
  • The Three Durian Problem
  • Trouble in the Durianverse
  • The Left Hand Side of Durian
  • The Word for World is Durian
  • Precursor: The Origin of Durianism and Other Catastrophes
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moistclump lemmy.world moistclump@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
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Durian Rising Durian supremacy The Three Durian Problem Trouble in the Durianverse The Left Hand Side of Durian The Word for World is Durian Precursor: The Origin of Durianism and Other Catastrophes

Do Androids Dream of Electric Durians?

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ooterness lemmy.world ooterness@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-17
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This is a bizarre claim. It appears to be based on a video in which a durian is briefly exposed to a 3300 degree torch. Anything more than that would obviously reduce the whole fruit to char.

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Arkhive piefed.blahaj.zone Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-07
#13 · Quote Reply

Do Androids Dream of Electric Durians?

Like Tears in Durian

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SkaveRat discuss.tchncs.de SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-09
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So you're telling me I can't burn all these durians? Now what am I going to do with them?

Nuke them from orbit. Only way to be safe

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SkaveRat discuss.tchncs.de SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-09
#15 · Quote Reply

Not for "some reason". It's out of spite.

The fire does not want to go near the smell

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moistclump lemmy.world moistclump@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
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Like Tears in Durian

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Durian.”

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Sir_Premiumhengst lemmy.world Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
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Durian Rising Durian supremacy The Three Durian Problem Trouble in the Durianverse The Left Hand Side of Durian The Word for World is Durian Precursor: The Origin of Durianism and Other Catastrophes

Left hand of Durian got me.

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butwhyishischinabook anarchist.nexus butwhyishischinabook@anarchist.nexus
Joined: 2026-04-24
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Durian Rising Durian supremacy The Three Durian Problem Trouble in the Durianverse The Left Hand Side of Durian The Word for World is Durian Precursor: The Origin of Durianism and Other Catastrophes

Chapterhouse: Durian

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YiddishMcSquidish lemmy.today YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-03-10
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Durian Rising Durian supremacy The Three Durian Problem Trouble in the Durianverse The Left Hand Side of Durian The Word for World is Durian Precursor: The Origin of Durianism and Other Catastrophes

3 durian problem

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Zetta mander.xyz Zetta@mander.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-12
#20 · Quote Reply

It's also why a solid wood beam does better in a fire than steel. Once the outside is charred it shields the inside and the beam can keep a good bit of its strength before eventually failing once the outer layers get burned through. The steel heats up quickly and goes soft long before its melting point.

Jet fuel can't melt wood beams!

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lad programming.dev sukhmel@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-07-03
#21 · Quote Reply

This is a bizarre claim. It appears to be based on a video in which a durian is briefly exposed to a 3300 degree torch. Anything more than that would obviously reduce the whole fruit to char.

Yeah, it doesn't withstand it, it just burns slowly because of moist in it. So even less would be enough, given time

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MajorMajormajormajor lemmy.ca MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-12
#22 · Quote Reply

Nuke them from orbit. Only way to be safe

The durian mostly come out at night. Mostly.

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Alloi lemmy.world Alloi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-16
#23 · Quote Reply

Yeah, it doesn't withstand it, it just burns slowly because of moist in it. So even less would be enough, given time

I hate when my durian doesnt burn cause it got the moist in it :(

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Track_Shovel Moderator Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-06-13
#24 · Quote Reply

This is a bizarre claim. It appears to be based on a video in which a durian is briefly exposed to a 3300 degree torch. Anything more than that would obviously reduce the whole fruit to char.

Stop. Please, sir. The joke is already dead!

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JasonDJ lemmy.zip JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-01-16
#25 · Quote Reply

So you're telling me I can't burn all these durians? Now what am I going to do with them?

Send them to med school so they can get a job at Sacred Heart.

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ace_garp lemmy.world ace_garp@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-09
#26 · (edited) Quote Reply

Help me name the sci-fi novella I'm (totally) going to write about durian panspermia.

The Picture of Durian Gray.

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atopi piefed.blahaj.zone atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-07-19
#27 · Quote Reply

you have to be prepared for global warming

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Glytch lemmy.world Glytch@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-31
#28 · Quote Reply

So you're telling me I can't burn all these durians? Now what am I going to do with them?

Eat them all and temporarily increase your maximum heart containers.

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titter lemmy.world titter@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-01
#29 · Quote Reply

Char, just like how heat shields used to reenter the earths atmosphere work

I feel like we are ignoring the evaporative power of moisture that the fruit, and not the steel beam, can utilize. Metal transforms along the entire heating process, the durian will evaporate until a husk and then immediately be immolated.

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luciferofastora feddit.org luciferofastora@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-02-07
#30 · Quote Reply

Jet fuel can't melt wood beams!

Technically correct, the best kind of correct

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luciferofastora feddit.org luciferofastora@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-02-07
#31 · Quote Reply

Help me name the sci-fi novella I'm (totally) going to write about durian panspermia.

Durian, followed by Durian Messiah, Children of Durian...

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WoodScientist lemmy.world WoodScientist@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-06
#32 · Quote Reply

I hate when my durian doesnt burn cause it got the moist in it :(

What do you have against Moist?

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