With two outlook, none in working order

Every long voyage needs a Gilligan.

Killing too many of the ayy lmaos & causing diplomatic struggles humanity never really comes back from

I'd miss

1. Too much delta V and somehow
2. Not enough delta V

Oops! All boosters!

By making and then eating a pot of chili about eight hours before launch

In the conference call with Trump, I would have said things that would lead to not getting picked up out of the ocean.

Realistically, I'd probably pass out during launch. 50-50 if I freak out about it afterwards

In addition to whatever other toilet problems they had, I would have used too much TP and clogged that thing every single time.

“I was told I could bring one personal item-“

“That’s not-“

“-and I chose to bring a case of my favorite juice boxes.”