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RmDebArc_5 piefed.zip RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip
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A candidate showed up very early to a job interview. How early? 3 months early. Before we even put up the ad. Him: "I'm here for the Junior Marketer role." Me: “Err...we aren't hiring." Him: "Not yet. I'm from the future and have travelled back to get a leg up on other applicants." I was floored. I couldn't argue with this dedication and hired him on the spot. After a couple months I suspected him to be a con artist and a compulsive liar and fired him on the spot. I vowed never to fall for the "I'm from the future" trick again. However, I realised that we actually do need a new Junior Marketer and put out a job ad for it the following Monday. That Monday was exactly 3 months after that man showed up "early". Wow. I might have fired a real time traveller. There is still so little we understand about the universe
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Mark with a Z suppo.fi markz@suppo.fi
Joined: 2025-07-04
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Is this a place for satire?

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kat_angstrom lemmy.world kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

Is this a place for satire?

Only for Ken Cheng <3

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ThePyroPython lemmy.world ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
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Only for Ken Cheng &lt;3

He's the exception that proves the rule.

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jbellows piefed.social jbellows@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-02-05
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Long climb but worth it. I loled

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Dinglefluff piefed.social Dinglefluff@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-05-02
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These kids nowadays too lazy to bend spacetime. Back in my day we only had wormholes the size of a nickel and we were happy about it.

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lauha lemmy.world lauha@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
#7 · Quote Reply

has time travel tech

work as a junior marketer in random shitty company

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Phoenixz lemmy.ca phoenixz@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-10
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Ken Cheng wants to connect with you, emotionally :)

Yeah, no no no

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colourlessidea sopuli.xyz colourlessidea@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2024-07-24
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Ken Cheng wants to connect with you, emotionally :) Yeah, no no no

What better way is there to connect?!

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Almacca aussie.zone Almacca@aussie.zone
Joined: 2025-02-06
#10 · (edited) Quote Reply

He's the exception that proves the rule.

I started reading Bill Bryson's Dictionary of Troublesome Words last night, and apparently that phrase doesn't mean what we think it means, although you may be using it correctly here.

exception proves the rule, the. : A widely misunderstood expression. As a moment’s thought should confirm, it isn’t possible for an exception to confirm a rule — but then, that isn’t the sense that was originally intended. Prove here is a “fossil” — that is, a word or phrase that is now generally meaningless except within the confines of certain sayings ( hem and haw, rank and file , and to and fro are other fossil expressions). Originally prove meant test (it comes from the Latin probare , “to test”), so “the exception proves the rule” meant — and really still ought to mean — that the exception tests the rule. The original meaning of prove is preserved more clearly in two other expressions: proving ground and the proof of the pudding is in the eating

Good book.

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Almacca aussie.zone Almacca@aussie.zone
Joined: 2025-02-06
#11 · (edited) Quote Reply

From Wikipedia:

Kenneth Yuan-Ke Cheng is a British-Chinese former professional poker player and comedian. Cheng has won the 2017 Funniest Joke of the Fringe, and a 2023 BBC Audio Drama Award for Best Comedy. He additionally became popular on LinkedIn in 2024 for his satirical posts in which he poses as a CEO. In 2025, he won the ITV game show Genius Game.

The Funniest Joke of the Fringe?

I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.

Not a lunatic.

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ThePyroPython lemmy.world ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
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I started reading Bill Bryson's Dictionary of Troublesome Words last night, and apparently that phrase doesn't mean what we think it means, although you may be using it correctly here. exception proves the rule, the. : A widely misunderstood expression. As a moment’s thought should confirm, it isn’t possible for an exception to confirm a rule — but then, that isn’t the sense that was originally...

That's very interesting, I shall look into that book, thank you for the recommendation.

I think that posting Ken screenshots to this community here kind of fits both meanings of that phrase because:

  1. You always get people in the comments questioning should Ken screenshots be posted here as he's not an actual linkedin lunatic, but a satire of one.

  2. Ken screenshots are still allowed because if you didn't detect the sarcasm and were as dense as some real people who are posted here, then you could mistake it for genuine lunacy. Therefore he's the single exception of satirical posts amongst a sea of real ones.

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DragonTypeWyvern midwest.social DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
Joined: 2024-05-23
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has time travel tech work as a junior marketer in random shitty company

Love of the game etc

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Sylvartas lemmy.dbzer0.com Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-11
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I started reading Bill Bryson's Dictionary of Troublesome Words last night, and apparently that phrase doesn't mean what we think it means, although you may be using it correctly here. exception proves the rule, the. : A widely misunderstood expression. As a moment’s thought should confirm, it isn’t possible for an exception to confirm a rule — but then, that isn’t the sense that was originally...

Interesting, we have the same expression in french and it is also commonly misunderstood and has also been traced back to latin ("Exceptio probat regulam in casibus non exceptis") which was a law thing supposed to mean that the mention of an exception implies the existence of a rule. E.g "no parking on Sundays" implies you can park there the other days.

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wonderingwanderer sopuli.xyz wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-12-31
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But then again, a con artist and compulsive liar would fit right in in the marketing department...

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InternetCitizen2 lemmy.world InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
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What better way is there to connect?!

Yes, but the code of conduct forbids it.

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
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These kids nowadays too lazy to bend spacetime. Back in my day we only had wormholes the size of a nickel and we were happy about it.

its all about reality filter, distortion fields, or warping now.

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captcha lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
Joined: 2026-03-28
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Interesting, we have the same expression in french and it is also commonly misunderstood and has also been traced back to latin ("Exceptio probat regulam in casibus non exceptis") which was a law thing supposed to mean that the mention of an exception implies the existence of a rule. E.g "no parking on Sundays" implies you can park there the other days.

This is what I heard about the English variant, too. I wonder if "prove = test" is grounded in research, or just folk etymology like "the mall = a place to visit them all" or "news = North East West South" (both are wrong, but the news is quite old and may have had influence on new becoming news)

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captcha lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
Joined: 2026-03-28
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But then again, a con artist and compulsive liar would fit right in in the marketing department...

Double fail then in firing him

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Furbag pawb.social Furbag@pawb.social
Joined: 2026-01-27
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The #opentowork banner is the cherry on top of this beautiful post.

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