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What's your most unhinged idea?
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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Rhynoplaz lemmy.world Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#2 · Quote Reply

When I was a senior in high school, I thought it would be funny to undo the screws in my locker door.

Every time I needed to swap books, I would open the latch, set the door beside me and lean against the locker next to mine, and then pop it back in place when I was done.
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
#3 · Quote Reply
Rhynoplaz wrote:
When I was a senior in high school, I thought it would be funny to undo the screws in my locker door. Every time I needed to swap books, I would open the latch, set the door beside me and lean against the locker next to mine, and then pop it back in place when I was done.

That is unhinged, both literally and figuratively
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ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 slrpnk.net Nemo@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-07-01
#4 · Quote Reply

Dwarf Fortress but on your phone but without locations but with time dialation but also with a masseuse.
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shrek_is_love lemmy.ml shrek_is_love@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-02-09
#5 · Quote Reply
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 wrote:
Dwarf Fortress but on your phone but without locations but with time dialation but also with a masseuse.

And Knuckles
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frischkaesbagett feddit.org frischkaesbagett@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-05-22
#6 · Quote Reply

I always get caught realizing the ideas:

person having their bare feet on the seats in a train
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frischkaesbagett feddit.org frischkaesbagett@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-05-22
#7 · Quote Reply
frischkaesbagett wrote:
I always get caught realizing the ideas:

Source: https://feddit.org/post/29394224
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HiddenLayer555 lemmy.ml HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-09-13
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

Taking the door off every time you want to open it
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