“You have a lion, a bear, an alligator and... a squirrel. OK, which is the squirrel?” Trump recounted at the event.

The question involving a cat, a dog, and a raccoon were too challenging, I'm sure.

RFK would fail, he’d back over the test and try to eat it

Or at least take its penis for later.

If somebody gives this guy a toy that makes noise he may be terminally distracted.

... at this point I'm not sure if I can take anything seriously, ever again.

Last time it was a giraffe instead of a squirrel. How many times has he taken this test?

He was on Howard Stern a long time ago with his son(forget which) and neither could answer 17*6 correctly.

He did fail the "Tell the doctor from the deity" portion of the test...

weird flex but ok

Just employ the Oog Method every time he starts to whine.

Again!? How many times has he bragged about taking this test (like it's something to brag about?) He must be taking it a lot....

Everything is so fucked. :(

I still wonder why "another X user wrote" and similar is news now. Isn't the journalist supposed to analyse and comment on shit?

So proud of himself too. Like a toddler coloring inside the lines.

YES; that garbage has irritated me for near a decade, now.

But didn't you always want the social medias retold to you through a third party? It's like that guy watching tiktoks with the sound on during lunch at work. Bonus points if he shoves the phone in your face occasionally