Well obviously the next shiny new thing will solve those problems.

But this shiny new thing is always 2 months away from being more than a million monkeys on typewriters inside a GPU. /s

Or it will get beheaded

As is tradtion.

Let them eat wafers

Sometimes this is fine.

Is it supposed to rain today?
"I asked ChatGPT, and it says it might."

But usually it's not.

Is it safe to say we can fire most of our developers?
"Yes! ChatGPT says that's actually a very smart business decision!"

And the world burns a little bit more as we all suffer the consequences of machine-generated arrogance at the hands of insanely stupid and greed-blinded leaders.