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Stamets lemmy.dbzer0.com Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Saahrimei lemmy.zip Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip
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whyNotSquirrel sh.itjust.works whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-10
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if there's no countdown I don't see any problems.

if there is one or it pumps my energy, yeah... but not so different as now

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MehBlah lemmy.world MehBlah@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-04-16
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Yeah I can imagine how it must shift your thoughts when you have to walk into the bathroom three times before you remember you need a Q tip.

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MelodiousFunk slrpnk.net MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2024-03-08
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"Well at least it's better than Delaware."

...

"...goddammit."

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errer lemmy.world errer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
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I think it’s anyone in Nevada, teleportation powers or not

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P00ptart lemmy.world P00ptart@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-26
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if there's no countdown I don't see any problems. if there is one or it pumps my energy, yeah... but not so different as now

Honestly that's way better than getting off the couch and using my feet.

POOF Utah.
Me: "uhhh"
POOF Couch.
Me: "oh right..." Saves stranded hikers
Poof couch.
Me: "God damnit, I forgot jello"

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DataCrime lemmy.dbzer0.com DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-29
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Incorrect. I teleport in get credit gamble and then vanish… Doesn’t matter where I am. Just have to find a new place with casinos every few months.

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comrade | 🇵🇸 lemmy.ml ComradePedro@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2022-03-27
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Area 51

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Aaoograha_hoa lemmy.ml Aaoograha_hoa@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-21
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My husband said: how do you think this will be for the people around the person with ADHD who can teleport? One moment you're talking with them, the other moment they're gone 😂

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miraclerandy lemmy.world miraclerandy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-23
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Honestly that's way better than getting off the couch and using my feet. POOF Utah. Me: "uhhh" POOF Couch. Me: "oh right..." Saves stranded hikers Poof couch. Me: "God damnit, I forgot jello"

Was that a subtle jello belt joke for Utah?
If so, kudos my guy

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Etterra discuss.online Etterra@discuss.online
Joined: 2024-12-10
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Probably worse if you're manic depressive. One day you step outside as you realize you just left a casino and not you owe $100k to a loan shark named Crowbar, after the way he likes to break knees.

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