Gam gam can prolly relate.

Everyone has sex, get over your puritanism

Granny just doesn't approve of farting during sex... cause she's a puritan prude and never experienced that level of relief

Growing-up on a farm she'll know which vegetables blow the biggest beefers.

Nah, granny agrees, she ain't hating

Sure. But to an extent. I am definitely glad I didn't grow up in a single room house on the prairie falling asleep with my parents making my younger siblings on the bed next to me.

You'd like my granny. She be farting all the time with no shame.

Doing it cuz I want you to fart.

Everyone does? What is your source for a bold claim?

Hot take, Google+ was onto something with their "circles" thing. Basically you could choose the visibility of every post and comment you made to be limited to a subset of your contacts

If you're doing bendy sex positions and your partner farts and you can't both have a laugh about it and continue with the bendy sex then your relationship needs an upgrade.

Your mom

That was indeed a great idea wrapped in, well, Google

can confirm

I don't recall, wasn't google+ the new product to come out of orkut? Or was orkut bought out by google when google+ didn't "perform as expected"

You wouldn't understand, Namekians puke out their young after all.

Facebook also allows this to an extent. Or at least it did 5 years ago when I last used facebook. You did have to manually choose who could see the post everytime though. Not nearly as convenient.

Corporate social media is always destined to enshittification and being a tool of surveillance capitalism, being Google's just speedran it.

Yeah It'd take forever to click "All like-minded hoes in the world EXCEPT family members"

But if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.

Google+ started well enough, but when only google using nerds were the only ones using it using it( as it was designed by those people), they decided to make it worse and force it on everyone.

Let's take a little recess and circle back.

What is the point of this reply? Lol everyone takes shits too but I don't want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something... Just because everyone does something doesn't mean you want everyone to know all about it...

Sorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter.
Not gonna circle back.

walks around sounding like a 2-stroke engine

Facebook is like an MMO chatroom. I prefer the small servers.

I would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.

Sorry that human bodies are gross lmao

Yup, i was there too

i had a friend who accidentally got his posts set to only post to me. and i would reliably comment on everything because we were besties. apparently it really got to his mental health.

have you not heard of candles?

I don’t want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something

what is wrong with you gran is the first person i send the photo to

some people have multiple. i keep mine over in that cabinet full of jars

cucumbers aren't people

after this many protestations this sounds like self hatred

Pickles!

I take pictures to send weekly and she comments on how well it looks like I've been eating; it's really helped us stay in touch.

I get that reference.

I don't see the issue. Her grandma is being loving and supportive, and it's not like grandma doesn't know what sex is.

And educational on basic set theory.

A username well-earned

GRANDPARENTS HAVE NOT AND DO NOT HAVE SEX THEY ARE PURE.

The core issue with Google+ wasn't the platform, it was that Giogle started becoming a spyware comany and rewuired real IDs and forced thst shit on everyone.

Then it smells ass, and candles.

Ah damn maybe my nana has been having mad fomo over my shits for years and I didn't even know

The issue here is that the screenshot cuts off grandma’s comment. Bet she had some great advice about farting during sex!

well, give me her contact and I'll send her pics of mine seeing your too lousy to share with her, and I'll ask her to rate my turd!

I've done extensive research on this. The fire burns the chemicals what carry the ass esters to the nose

People here don't know prudence and decorum, probably because they don't have normal relationships with their families or even people in general. And it's not social media, it's the people themselves. I was a (very horny) child when Facebook came out and even I wasn't doing all of that. 🤷