Welcome to Mississippi

Wtaf? Mississippi: lowering the bar!

Mississippi is one of the worst states.
:americadashboard.com/rankings

You can tell it's aimed for out of state folks because people in Mississippi can't even think once most of the time, let alone twice

native Mississippians would be wondering why frying squid is illegal in other states, and then post pictures of themselves eating calamari to prove they're not woke

I'd be actually happy to let the entire Southeast at this point secede. Texas can join them if they really want.

They'd just start fights and subjugate their vulnerable residents.

They should have been kept as puppet states after the civil war.

"welcome to Mississippi, if you do an arbitrary range of things that we re in the process of rearranging (to hurt the right people) then we will gleefully murder you!"

As always, allowing the rest of the south to continue say "thank God for Mississippi..." whenever the bar hits the ground.

Isn’t that a saying in like Alabama or something? Thank god for Mississippi? Lmao.

I’m sad now.

That would work if they weren't currently fucking up everything for everyone.

How about we let them succeed, dismantle themselves with their own incompetence, and then we pick them up as vassle states or simply reclaim them.