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Had to/got to upgrade my machete today
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thearpist123 lemmy.world thearpist123@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-07-27
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It had served me well for the last 2 years. I accidentally hit a rock on the backswing and it broke into 3 pieces. It was probably weakened by exposure to the elements, aggressive sharpening, and being low quality to begin with. The new one is much much better

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snoons lemmy.ca snoons@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-16
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are you sure it wasn't stepped on by some evil demi-god

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Arthur Besse lemmy.ml cypherpunks@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2022-01-17
#3 · Quote Reply

🤔 is this... dull? 🦋

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Junkers_Klunker feddit.dk Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk
Joined: 2025-02-12
#4 · (edited) Quote Reply

🤔 is this... dull? 🦋

aggressive sharpening

Sure doesn’t hope so

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hemko lemmy.dbzer0.com hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-03
#5 · Quote Reply

aggressive sharpening Sure doesn’t hope so

"it's still sharp"

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Bluegrass_Addict lemmy.ca Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-10-21
#6 · Quote Reply

something tells me that the new one will break MUCH sooner than the older one

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thearpist123 lemmy.world thearpist123@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-07-27
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🤔 is this... dull? 🦋

Oh jeez, I should've considered that before posting, I can hear mod sirens in the distance 😰

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Sergio piefed.social Sergio@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-01
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Where I grew up in Central America, machetes were pretty commonly worn/used out in the countryside. AFAIK they were always shaped like your new one. FWIW Home Depot calls your old one a "Shearing Knife" and a "Christmas Tree Knife". idk why.

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Davel23 fedia.io Davel23@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-03-16
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Where I grew up in Central America, machetes were pretty commonly worn/used out in the countryside. AFAIK they were always shaped like your new one. FWIW Home Depot calls your old one a "Shearing Knife" and a "Christmas Tree Knife". idk why.

I think they're used to shape trees into the traditional Christmas tree cone, hence the name.

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Sergio piefed.social Sergio@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-01
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I think they're used to shape trees into the traditional Christmas tree cone, hence the name.

Oh, that makes sense.... I wonder if that's why yours broke? Maybe it was designed for thin branches and pines, and you were using it for something else?

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NigelFrobisher aussie.zone NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-08-07
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Machetes are banned here now due to kids using them to Pokemon battle in malls. Glad you’re still getting to enjoy hacking foliage.

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ArbitraryValue sh.itjust.works ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-06
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I was very disappointed when I bought a machete and discovered that I could not just slice through hanging vines like a jungle explorer from the movies. (Hitting a loose, thick vine with a machete just pushes it rather than cutting it.)

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neukenindekeuken sh.itjust.works neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-04-08
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I was very disappointed when I bought a machete and discovered that I could not just slice through hanging vines like a jungle explorer from the movies. (Hitting a loose, thick vine with a machete just pushes it rather than cutting it.)

That's why they always hack 4-5x in the movies to cut their way through the vines. Or pull on them with the left hand to add tension, then cut with the right.

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neukenindekeuken sh.itjust.works neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-04-08
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Machetes are banned here now due to kids using them to Pokemon battle in malls. Glad you’re still getting to enjoy hacking foliage.

wat

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FauxLiving lemmy.world FauxLiving@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-10
#15 · Quote Reply

The all important decision tree:

Buy cheap tool -> if it breaks -> buy good tool

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Hadriscus jlai.lu Hadriscus@jlai.lu
Joined: 2025-06-10
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Machetes are banned here now due to kids using them to Pokemon battle in malls. Glad you’re still getting to enjoy hacking foliage.

Over here same thing they were banned because kids would make roadblocks and attack commuters

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NigelFrobisher aussie.zone NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-08-07
#17 · Quote Reply

Over here same thing they were banned because kids would make roadblocks and attack commuters

As a commuter, we probably had it coming.

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MalReynolds slrpnk.net MalReynolds@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-06-25
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The all important decision tree: Buy cheap tool -> if it breaks -> buy good tool

Two exceptions only, if there is a significant safety threat on breakage, or if the market is saturated with 'segmentation' to the point there's 10 or more choices, start with the second cheapest one.

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Pat_Riot lemmy.today Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-09-29
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I have this beast. It's like a sword shaped axe!

https://share.google/dgQXXpyHwLLtDUUmE

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