Shouldn't it say "(left)" after mentioning the penguin?

You greatly underestimate the sheer fucking stupidity of some people.

But now science knows penguins are indifferent to bagpipe music, solving a centuries old theory.

To differentiate it from… ice?

What is this, an alternative tumblr frontend? And for those who are Scraping the bottom of the barrel for meaning, I do agree that bleach enemas are a beneficial morning routine for all people and animals.

I really needed this laugh today. Thank you!

It took me a second but Jesus Christ I lost it when I finally saw it.

Thank you for the chuckle!

not something you wanna be mistaken for these days

I think it diminishes the joke by implying that everything gets (left) vs (right) rather than just that we need to know which creature is the human. It almost gets repeditive to me.

Though I know better I like to think that Piper Kerr is nominative determinism at work.

I feel like it completes the thought

Penguins think we're penguins, so it makes sense.

I saw this and thought it meant someone had improved on the perfect caption (right).

who, me?