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The original was posted on /r/Superstonk by /u/RJC2506 on 2026-05-12 17:46:11+00:00.

He spelt it out. Half cash, half stock. We’ll see what happens.

Mainstream media couldn’t work it out and we had some ideas. But here it is. We need half stock.

So if you think we should buy eBay, you have a chance to vote.

If you think we shouldn’t bother with expansion, you have a chance to vote.

If you trust in Cohen and the board, and can see the transformation live, across 8 quarterly financials, you have a chance to vote.

If you no longer trust in the board, you have a chance to leave.

Let’s all remember, we are individual investors, and no fucking fighting. Yes, pretty positive the FUD is FUD but you just don’t know. Don’t fight fire with fire. Water it down, let it flow. Ignore it, and it will go.

I trust in Cohen and I think we should buy eBay. Not financial advice just what my heart and gut and balls are telling me. I’m regarded though.

FUD WARNING: The moon isn’t going anywhere but getting to Berkshire levels in 5, 10 even 20 years (no fuck you I’m not FUDing we moon tomorrow ok) instead of the comparable 41 years is still a speed run. Regardless of the Bull Thesis, the Bear Thesis isn’t entirely shattered in the wider market, and that’s just the truth. Despite the data. However, If we buy eBay and improve it in one year at a similar rate that Cohen turned GameStop around in 2 years (coming up to 3. Yes you’ve been invested longer but he has not had that entire time to begin transformation and I don’t think a lot of people take that into consideration, he was busy cleaning house), then the bear thesis will unequivocally die. Then numbers go boom.

You have a chance. It’s yours. Do what is best for you, and most importantly, stay zen baby.