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Original Title: XXXX holder. Also voting yes. Cohen is likely here regularly. I believe he knows something we don't. My tinfoil is saying that he positioned us all to take advantage of Moass... With the warrants so we can get some tendies without selling a single share.

I'm confident Cohen has been on this sub hundreds of times if not over a thousand times on the last 5 years, just like a lot of not most of us.

He knows the Moass thesis better than just about anyone because his financial experts certainly have combed through the thesis and reported their findings to him.

He knows Moass is what brought most all of us here initially, and that the Moass thesis is the backbone of the most devoted diamond handed fucking apes any company has ever seen.

You all can say what you want, my firm belief is that Ryan Cohen is not going to sell us out. My firm belief is that he knows something we don't and that he has our back.

My tinfoil is that we are getting closer and closer to Moass, and Ryan knows it.

My tinfoil is that he issued warrants to ALL of us so that we ALL can benefit from it without selling one single fucking share.

What if Moass happens before the eBay deal closes?

Say all of the most negative things you can come up with.

Roast me, roast Cohen, roast DFV.

Tell me Ryan betrayed us, tell me I'm am idiot, tell me DFV is pissed

I don't care.

You're not going to rattle me or my Computershare holdings

I don't believe for a second that Ryan is turning his back on us.

He is right here with us.

Hi Ryan.

This is not financial advice, and I shred crayons on my oatmeal in the morning.

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