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You did a lot of work yesterday, so you can probably slack off a bit more today, and no one would say anything
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Dr. Wesker |
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Cat is in the kitchen about to puke, and then chooses to leave the kitchen to deliberately go puke on the expensive rug
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Dr. Wesker |
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You need to celebrate something, so you intentionally give yourself minor poisoning
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Dr. Wesker |
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You sit down to play a game, but you can't decide what you want to play
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Dr. Wesker |
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Have a really good idea but no way to capture it at the moment, so you tell yourself you'll remember it, but then you don't remember it
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Dr. Wesker |
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Carrying a laundry load of socks, and you drop a sock, and when you try to pick it up you drop 2 more socks
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Dr. Wesker |
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Forget something you specifically went to the store to get
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Dr. Wesker |
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Weighing out the likelihood of the noise you just heard being an intruder, ghost, or just the house creaking
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Dr. Wesker |
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Out of place grocery item, indicating an important choice was made on the spot
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Dr. Wesker |
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You try to pull your jeans up without unbuttoning them, but then your underwear bunches up and it feels uncomfortable
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Dr. Wesker |
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Check the soup, it's not hot enough yet, check it again, it's too hot now
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Dr. Wesker |
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One pillow isn't enough, but two pillows is too many
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Dr. Wesker |
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Eating pistachios and then you eat a really bad tasting one, and you can't get the gross flavor out of your mouth
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Dr. Wesker |
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Raising your hips up off the seat a little while driving, so you can squeeze out a fart
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Dr. Wesker |
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Trying to figure out if the sensation is hunger or boredom
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Dr. Wesker |
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Post nut clarity
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Dr. Wesker |
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Questioning your life choices
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Dr. Wesker |
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Your home instance is down for hours
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Dr. Wesker |
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Flip the pillow over to get to the cool side
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Dr. Wesker |
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You have a dream with your ex in it, that you haven't seen in years, and it sours your whole morning
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Dr. Wesker |
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Feeling tired all day then getting your second wind at 22:00 when you want to go to bed so you don't feel tired tomorrow
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pieguy |
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You need to break eye contact during a conversation with someone, and when you do you unintentionally look at their crotch or boobs, and then wonder if they noticed
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Dr. Wesker |
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Waiting on another team
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Dr. Wesker |
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Taking the long way home just to listen to more music
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MelonYellow |
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Looking forward to getting home to your cats
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Dr. Wesker |
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