'If i throw up, i'm gonna make it worth my time'

My hypothesis is that a rug or carpet gives them the illusion of outside dirt where their vomit can be absorbed and dissappear as opposed to tiles which doesn't.

That Sir, is a cat.

It’s easier to compensate for the puke-recoil on carpet! It just makes sense!

can’t put the kitchen floor in the washing machine nor take it outside to hose it off

In my country, kitchen floors are usually a surface that spills can quickly be wiped up, and rugs are often the size of a whole room.

in my country, floors are usually also the size of the whole room

That's alarming Are the balls also above the penises in your country?

Are you asking if I’m Australian?

AND THE CAT'S IN THE KITCHEN AND ABOUT TO PUKE

LITTLE FUZZY IDIOT PROMPTLY LEAVES THE ROOM

"DO YOU LOVE THIS RUG, DAD?"

Don't clean it and now you don't have to worry about expensive rugs.

I was thinking Canadian.

Ah, yes, because of all the handstands.