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Backwards paw: what was the wish that got us into the current state of affairs? (www.smbc-comics.com) 3 zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 26 »
I wish that suffering was minimised across every being capable of suffering, and then, keeping suffering at a mimimum, pleasure was maximised across all beings capable of experiencing pleasure 15 TheLeadenSea 18 »
I wish all vents in real life were as big as the ones in games/tv, just enough to crawl through 8 Remy Rose 17 »
I wish communism hadn't gotten coopted as being a variant of fascism. 0 Web_Rand 1 »
I wish I could talk to and understand animals. 1 Web_Rand 1 »
I wish I had one long curvy tooth 0 swab148 1 »
I wish people's butts got bigger when they had to poop 0 swab148 1 »
I wish the people at incels.is got girlfriends. 0 Web_Rand 1 »
I wish for a little sister 0 late_night 1 »
I wish voters chose between Democrat and third party from now on. 0 Web_Rand 1 »
I wish the whole world spoke and wrote the same language. 0 zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 1 »
I wish I could freely play any game that ever would be released at any time of my choosing. 0 henfredemars 1 »
I wish that any time someone attempted to upload an image containing a partially censored word to the internet, their connection would drop for 5 minutes. 0 Probius 2 »
I wish everyone lost their memory all at the same time 0 late_night 1 »
I wish there was never a need for autocorrect 0 TheOrcWhoWrites 1 »
I wish I could find anything into food every time I snap my fingers. 0 TheOrcWhoWrites 1 »
I wish for a world without the automobile. 0 henfredemars 1 »
I wish we shed our skins like snakes instead of small flakes all the time 0 late_night 1 »
I wish the Moon had a moon. 0 Probius 1 »
I wish I could be rid of my allergies 0 late_night 1 »
I wish I had the super strength of Superman, with my entire body being able to safely deal with the increased forces 0 I Cast Fist 2 »
I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep. 0 Probius 1 »
I wish all declawed cats got their claws returned to normal 0 zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 1 »
I wish for two of the best Belgian beers ever made. 0 henfredemars 1 »
I wish I could have peace and quiet for a few hours 0 late_night 2 »
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