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Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People (i.postimg.cc) 8 ZeroCool 229 »
David Attenborough no longer allowed to play with Lego (newsthump.com) 30 ZeroCool 398 »
US Threatens To Keep Bombing Iran Until Access to Straight of Hormuz Returns to How It Was Before Us Started Bombing Iran (theshovel.com.au) 8 ZeroCool 177 »
Interest Rates Rise in Australia Because Some Fuckwit in America Wasn’t Hugged Enough as a Child — The Shovel (theshovel.com.au) 8 Something_something 208 »
Taking Advantage Of Other People Was The Best Financial Decision I Ever Made - The Onion (theonion.com) 0 slothrop 27 »
🚨HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker Gives A Major Friday Night Update On The Future Of InfoWars (www.youtube.com) 6 Almacca 106 »
JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area (theonion.com) 1 ZeroCool 74 »
Political Profile: Kash Patel - The Onion (theonion.com) 0 slothrop 18 »
‘Trampling to death pricks with rifles helps to keep their numbers under control’ insists African Elephant community (newsthump.com) 2 wRTTSoRjZr 123 »
Trump Blames Early Cenozoic Era Tectonic Plates For Not Opening Strait Of Hormuz Wider (theshovel.com.au) 4 ZeroCool 155 »
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings (www.youtube.com) 7 inari 232 »
Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO (theonion.com) 13 ZeroCool 212 »
JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch (www.thebeaverton.com) 6 ShaggySnacks 107 »
Netanyahu’s hands begin shaking after suffering genocide withdrawal symptoms – NewsThump (newsthump.com) 7 slothrop 329 »
Local man sent for psych evaluation after saying he enjoys sports without gambling - The Beaverton (www.thebeaverton.com) 1 slothrop 50 »
RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’ (theonion.com) 7 ZeroCool 128 »
US doctors defend Trump, “This is how we all dress now” – NewsThump (newsthump.com) 6 slothrop 284 »
We Have Achieved Our Goal of Making Everything Worse Than It Was Before (www.mcsweeneys.net) 6 CaptDust 187 »
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto (theonion.com) 28 can 591 »
Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile (theonion.com) 3 slothrop 180 »
State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands - The Onion (theonion.com) 2 slothrop 42 »
Experts Say Torturing Animals In Adolescence Sign Child Will Become Factory Farm Owner (www.theonion.com) 3 usernamesAreTricky 116 »
Stephen Miller Reassures Sick Wife He Knows What It Looks Like When Woman Dying - The Onion (theonion.com) 11 slothrop 196 »
Keir Starmer apologises to Israel for noticing Israel carried out a false flag on RAF Akrotiri (www.normalisland.co.uk) 3 RobotToaster 52 »
The Øxymorøn Issue 51 (Hilary 2026) (theoxymoron.co.uk) 0 Hellfire103 5 »
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