I will say two things:

1. Just do a little push on your taint and the extra dripple comes right out.
2. Barring that, you have to just wrap your entire dingy in a tissue or toilet paper to absorb the liquid over the next few hours. Like a lazy male tampon.

I also want to know how big a prostate is when it's unfeasibly large.

"If peeing your pants makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis."

It sounds like you're referring to a certain gif I've seen, nothing has to be up my rear end right?

the quakers don't want you to know this but you can gently milk your wiener to get liquids out of it

Capillary action "pulls" the actual last drop out when your tip touches your underwear.

No amount of squeezing or pulling can 100%.

Im a dude and wiping with a single sheet of TP after peeing is a gamechanger Im never going back from.

Da hilft kein Schütteln und kein Klopfen,
in die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen.

(It doesn't help to shake and beat,
into the pants goes the last drop)

Imagine being 37 and never having cleaned your own toilet

That "little push" never works 100% reliably, capillary action from your underwear fabric will pull more out.

Men are so fragile they'll jump through a million hoops just to avoid peeing "like a girl"....

Everyone doesn’t do this? My god… 😭

What did I just read

#1 is solid. #2 is ahahahaha what??

It doesn’t have to, but it doesn’t hurt

Proof, as if it was needed, that we shouldn't be wearing pants. If it wasn't for "laws" and "public decency" I wouldn't.

I go for more of the cow-milking squeeze and pull, to coax that last drop out into the appropriate location (a/k/a not my pants).

This is the way. Became enlightened a couple years back and have enjoyed the dry briefs since then. It was always that last drop that stuck around.

This is what actually works. Not everyone's plumbing is the same. Human physiology varies wildly.

There are dozens of us

The volume is exaggerated for comedic effect.

I feel like a word is missing

Push [what] under your balls?

We have a similar one in America it goes "no matter how much you wiggle and dance you always end up with some on your pants'

But at a matter of a drop coming out, that's not really an aging thing either.

I find sitting is worse with the problem. Pressing on the taint area helps to get the rest out.

It is normal at 80. See: the president of the United States and his diapers

Stop saying dab!

Wat? Yall dont wipe? No suprise that all your stuff gets wet

LPT: when you think you are done, push on your taint. You're welcome.

LPT if it's not a urinal, dap the tip with a piece of toilet paper

Gets kinda cold in the winter though now doesn't it

I do it at home. It’s harder in public urinals because I forget to grab a sheet from the dispenser first. If there’s no one else in the restroom, I hold the band of my boxers open to avoid contact and waddle to the sink area to grab a sheet to wipe with. Bringing my own TP roll in my bag solves this issue though.

A kilt is generally considered acceptable attire in most places, and deals with this issue.

That's what someone with an unfeasible large penis would say!

Some new words just burn themselves into your brain, and this is one of those cases. I didn't need the word "wankerchief" stuck in my head, but now it is, and I keep giggling at odd times. Thanks a bunch.

You can still sit on the toilet and use paper to get the last drop.

By the way, I recommend a skirt or even a dress during heat waves.

100% highly recommend getting on board with this

lol

Even if it is at a urinal, as long as there's paper towels or tissues in the bathroom, you can grab a piece as you head to the urinal and wipe off when you're done. Just takes a modicum of planning.

I know someone with the problem shown in this photo. He sits to pee. So, I'm going to say, it's not just about sitting to pee, at least not for everyone.

Well yeah, but I was more thinking of being in a public area

Most guys don't wipe after peeing, yes. I do, because the thought of doing it with my underwear disgusts me, but uh... yeah I guess it just doesn't occur to most guys. Kinda like washing your hands before you touch your penis.

You want guys to just leak piss onto whatever surface they're standing/sitting on?

How would that help?

Sure thing. Will shove my hand between my legs and press it really good in a public urinal. That will totally look normal.

you just reach like 1 or 2 fingers, about half and inch past where your balls end, push up a bit, it can be done inconspicuously. I do it every time now out of habit.

that's why the advice goes to pull up on it as you pull your pants up so that the drips will be minimized

it does not work, for the same reason mechanically

the mechanics do not change wether sitting or standing

That's what I thought at 36... Now i'm 40 and sweat every time I zip up

Uh...yeah because why would shaking it do anything? You have to relax your bladder, and squeeze like an udder. Do people not know how were constructed, or what?