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Sergio
piefed.social
Sergio@piefed.social Joined: 2025-08-01 |
Simple rules of thumb: Never use windows for presentations. Never use powerpoint for presentations. Never use your own profile for presentations. Always have a synced version to a URL that you can refer the audience to if the projector fails or doesnt like your computer. But yeah, that sucks.
A friend who did a lot of presentations said: always have backups for everything.
I went on a business trip with him once, and we all carried 2 bags each of equipment. Last I heard, he ended up working for a large entertainment company in LA. |
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altkey (he\him)
lemmy.dbzer0.com
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-02-26 |
You’re wrong twice in one sentence. Windows gives you lots of opportunities to deal with updating on your own schedule. Updates shouldn’t be optional, else we have huge botnets running around.
Windows takes ultimate authority on too many questions without asking or informing users about that. It is wrong by default and leads to a lot of predictable problems and UX drgradation. To the point Microsoft managed to make people be anxious about updates, wanting to stop them. |
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Wildmimic
anarchist.nexus
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexusJoined: 2025-09-05 |
IT guy here. When you finally can respond or join the meeting, make sure you cover yourself in feathers from a pillow and blame a duck gang for your misfortune.
Why not cover yourself with printed out Win11 logos and blame it on Windows Update? |
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Wildmimic
anarchist.nexus
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexusJoined: 2025-09-05 |
Yeah, rule of thumb: you need your Windows PC to be available 100% at a close future point? update it now, reboot, and then disable networking if possible. |
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FiniteBanjo
feddit.online
FiniteBanjo@feddit.onlineJoined: 2025-12-23 |
That and BSD was almost BSD™ by AT&T™. Lost all its momentum at probably its most valuable growth opportunity to a single dev.
A lot of people very recently are already jumping ship from Linux so it appears a new most valuable growth opportunity has arrived. |
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Lavender Breton
lemmy.zip
LavenderBreton@lemmy.zipJoined: 2026-08-07 |
I use Linux, so I don't have this problem 😎 |
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kepix
lemmy.world
kepix@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-06 |
then why did you start the upgrade proccess? |
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nexguy
lemmy.world
nexguy@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-11 |
Linux. Or literally any other OS than Windoze.
In 15 minutes? WOW! |
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criss_cross
lemmy.world
criss_cross@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-17 |
This is why anything I need to do serious work on does not get Windows installed on it. Even OSX doesn’t pull this. |
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dellish
lemmy.world
dellish@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-11 |
then why did you start the upgrade proccess?
Windows often decides it wants to do it at boot; you have no choice. Of course Murphy's Law states this will happen at the worst time possible. |
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mofongo
discuss.tchncs.de
mofongo@discuss.tchncs.deJoined: 2026-07-07 |
I've been trying to get off PP for presentations, but everything else I've used has it's issues LaTeX Beamer: My alternative go-to; but it requires Tex to be installed to make changes; so it's locked to your computer. Plus most people don't know how to write LaTeX (let alone program), so just for solo presentations LibreOffice Impress: A close alternative, but I find theming breaks a lot betwee...
I showcase PDFs, there's less compatibility issues and more ways to open it. Animations are out of fashion anyways. |
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Fuckswearwords
lemmy.world
Fuckswearwords@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-05 |
So, how did it go?
Lol I just got home. The update (25h2) finished 55 minutes after I posted this. Which obviously coincided with the moment I finished my presentation. |
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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
lemmy.world
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Windows isn't ready for the desktop. |
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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
lemmy.world
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-10 |
In 15 minutes? WOW!
You could probably boot a live USB and transfer your presentation to it in that time. |
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mynona
lemmy.world
mynona@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Yeah, rule of thumb: you need your Windows PC to be available 100% at a close future point? update it now, reboot, and then disable networking if possible.
Also pause updates, it doesn't stop all updates but it does avoid most of the forced reboot Micro$lop dishes out for weeks at a time. Disabling networking is ideal, no doubt, including the telemetry spam. |
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TheSambassador
lemmy.world
TheSambassador@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-10 |
then why did you start the upgrade proccess?
Last night I specifically hit the "shut down" WITHOUT installing updates, and it just did it anyways. It does what it wants. This was W10 btw . |
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kbobabob
lemmy.dbzer0.com
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-15 |
Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?
Didn't he jump on the AI bandwagon? |
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SaharaMaleikuhm
feddit.org
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org Joined: 2024-07-23 |
You can install Linux in 5 |
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Anti_Iridium
lemmy.world
Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-26 |
I haven't used Windows in years, but it's kind of funny to remember because my Linux machines take at most 5 minutes to update (even with a hundred packages to update), and only require a restart if something important happens, and even in that case I can postpone the reboot. Good luck anyway!
I keep kicking myself because I'm using fedora Kinoite on my slowest machine. |
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kbobabob
lemmy.dbzer0.com
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-15 |
How shit is your computer if it won't be done in 5 minutes? |
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starman2112
sh.itjust.works
starman2112@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-08-10 |
Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?
Me with my media library laptop on 58 days of uptime, chugging along like nothing is wrong |
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JackbyDev
programming.dev
JackbyDev@programming.devJoined: 2023-06-13 |
Good thing it does it when you aren't active! Windows #1! |
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NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
lemmy.world
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
You can install Linux in 5
And update while using it and restart at your own convenience. |
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Brkdncr
lemmy.world
Brkdncr@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-11-21 |
Windows takes ultimate authority on too many questions without asking or informing users about that. It is wrong by default and leads to a lot of predictable problems and UX drgradation. To the point Microsoft managed to make people be anxious about updates, wanting to stop them.
The amount of people complaining about update scheduling is statistically insignificant in the real world. Lemmy and other tech communities are an echo chamber. |
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henfredemars
infosec.pub
henfredemars@infosec.pubJoined: 2023-07-04 |
I showcase PDFs, there's less compatibility issues and more ways to open it. Animations are out of fashion anyways.
100%. Simple. Straightforward. Bold. Going to look exactly as you intended. |
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darthsundhaft
piefed.social
darthsundhaft@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-19 |
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henfredemars
infosec.pub
henfredemars@infosec.pubJoined: 2023-07-04 |
This is why anything I need to do serious work on does not get Windows installed on it. Even OSX doesn’t pull this.
Sometimes it’s simply about being taken seriously. I’m a very busy person without a lot of time to play video games. If I sit down to play (and on Linux!), I’m absolutely not willing to spend extra time waiting on OS updates. It’s great that I can configure my system to respect my time and never interrupt me if that’s what I wish on a device solely used for electronic card games. It does exactly what I tell it to do, and that’s great. |
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MidsizedSedan
lemmy.world
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-08 |
Time to give a speach about how Windows is not as reliable as it used to be SeemsGood |
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Funkt4st1c
lemmy.world
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-07-30 |
Windows isn't ready for the desktop.
You shouldnt put a window on your desk top. A penguin would fit nicely, though... |
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halcyoncmdr
piefed.social
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-15 |
you can only defer updates, but you cannot prevent them, and yes windows will just randomly update when it chooses to
There's nothing "random" about it. Microsoft releases their updates (except really time critical security updates) during Patch Tuesday, the second Tuesday of each month. You can delay restarting after updates do the initial install, which it does in the background after downloading by default, for 7 days before it starts pushing you. The restart is needed when files that are currently in use need updating, not all updates require that. At any point you can also schedule an update time for it to finish the install. And you can set active hours for it to not update during times when you usually use your system. If you continue to ignore finishing the update process, it will eventually consider it critical (after like a month of delayed updates) and will force an update on its own because you've been delaying it for so long, you are not attempting to schedule it, and you are not telling the system to pause updates. So you're literally ignoring every option given to you to manage updates. Your system "randomly" updating means you are not utilizing the options to schedule and plan times the system can regularly update, AND are not keeping your system anywhere near up to date manually. |
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Agent641
lemmy.world
Agent641@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-12 |
"YOUR COMPUTER FAILED TO START AFTER A RECENT UPDATE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLORE RECOVERY OPTIONS?" |
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toddestan
lemmy.world
toddestan@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-29 |
Interesting. Never had it ignoreded on my PC, my laptop, or my SO's PC. The more time I spend in lemmy comment threads the more I think I ought to buy a lottery ticket due to the complete lack of issues I have on windows compared to apperantly everybody else...
Are you still running Windows 7 or something? Because my experience with Windows 11 and updates is exactly the same. Windows 11 basically does whatever the fuck it wants and any settings or preferences around updates is frequently ignored. |
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tatterdemalion
programming.dev
tatterdemalion@programming.devJoined: 2023-07-02 |
Just show that in your presentation and make them all wait for however long it takes. |
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halcyoncmdr
piefed.social
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-15 |
Sure you didn't wait too long before updating so they had to force those updates? That is some making excuses for your abuser shit, right there! "He had to hit me, it was my fault for doing something wrong that made him mad!"
Don't leave security updates hanging for over a week then. That's when the system starts trying to actively fix your inability to utilize ANY of the update delay and scheduling options included in the OS. Microsoft and many other companies release updates literally the second Tuesday of each month. The update cycle is so common and decades old that there is literally a name for it, Patch Tuesday. |
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AndyMFK
lemmy.dbzer0.com
AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-03-09 |
Windows isn't ready for daily driving imo, it's risky to use such an unstable OS for high importance tasks. It's fine if you want to tinker and experiment with a different OS, but for day to day usage I think you should really be using something more stable. |
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SupraMario
lemmy.world
SupraMario@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-09 |
The amount of people complaining about update scheduling is statistically insignificant in the real world. Lemmy and other tech communities are an echo chamber.
It's because this thread is filled with Linux bros. Windows scheduling updates at night and gives you weeks to prepare. It's even funnier seeing people say osx doesn't do this...it absolutely does. It will run an update if you wait to long and it takes just as long usually. Linux sure won't do this, but the majority of people have no clue how to use Linux and it's unfortunately not part of the corporate world in mass, and probably never will for workstations because of it's steeper learning curve. |
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bertlewirth
lemy.lol
bertlewirth@lemy.lol Joined: 2026-09-16 |
"YOUR COMPUTER FAILED TO START AFTER A RECENT UPDATE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLORE RECOVERY OPTIONS?"
Yes, I do want to explore Linux. |
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M137
lemmy.today
M137@lemmy.todayJoined: 2026-04-17 |
I remember during the last big win11 update i defined active hours which was recommended by Microsoft to do so it only updates outside of work hours. Only for it to get reset without notification so all workstations started updating in the middle of work when left idle
I* |
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fuckwit_mcbumcrumble
lemmy.dbzer0.com
fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-03-20 |
Yeah, rule of thumb: you need your Windows PC to be available 100% at a close future point? update it now, reboot, and then disable networking if possible.
You have to ignore the updates for a while before it will force reboot during your normal working hours. If it’s left alone overnight yeah it might reboot on you the day the patch came out. But if your active hours are set to something same it’s never rebooted on me. |
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fuckwit_mcbumcrumble
lemmy.dbzer0.com
fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-03-20 |
sometimes you don't have an option. it forces you to install updates
If it doesn’t give you the option then you’ve been ignoring the button for a while. |
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banana69696969
lemmy.world
banana69696969@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-04-10 |
Bold of you to think anyone will be listening after the first slide. |
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Lucidlethargy
sh.itjust.works
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-28 |
Sorry you were at least half an hour late to your presentation. |
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aceshigh
lemmy.world
aceshigh@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-11 |
We had a finance troll run into our IT department asking "how do I stop a service pack update!?" This was back in the XP days. She had a presentation in 15 minutes and had not turned the laptop on in over a year. Our answer? You don't. You should have started preparing it yesterday. She was PISSED! But her even more evil boss had ruined all her political capitol over all the other things she fa...
Even if she used and prepared her presentation the day before, xp could still have done that. It’s bonkers that you can’t decide when updates happen. |
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chrisgpz
lemmy.world
chrisgpz@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-24 |
In reply to an earlier post
Nice |
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underscores
lemmy.zip
underscores@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-05 |
There's nothing "random" about it. Microsoft releases their updates (except really time critical security updates) during Patch Tuesday, the second Tuesday of each month. You can delay restarting after updates do the initial install, which it does in the background after downloading by default, for 7 days before it starts pushing you. The restart is needed when files that are currently in use n...
I disagree |
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RememberTheApollo_
lemmy.world
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-26 |
IDK why anyone has automatic updates enabled, precisely because of this ocurring at frustrating times. Can this not be disabeled anymore or something? |
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muusemuuse
sh.itjust.works
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2025-06-25 |
Windows isn't ready for daily driving imo, it's risky to use such an unstable OS for high importance tasks. It's fine if you want to tinker and experiment with a different OS, but for day to day usage I think you should really be using something more stable.
…this has to be a BSD guy talking. |
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muusemuuse
sh.itjust.works
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2025-06-25 |
I use Linux, so I don't have this problem 😎
I’ve found fedoras updates are getting kind of windowsy |
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GreenKnight23
lemmy.world
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-09-21 |
IDK why anyone has automatic updates enabled, precisely because of this ocurring at frustrating times. Can this not be disabeled anymore or something?
not in windows. |
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brlemworld
lemmy.world
brlemworld@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-02 |
Windows Woes |
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