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Infrapink
thebrainbin.org
Infrapink@thebrainbin.orgJoined: 2025-02-15 |
He did not say where the money would come from. |
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ThePowerOfGeek
lemmy.world
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-11 |
It will come from the same fund where the tariff refund came from. In other words, the one in his addled brain. Problem is he ends up stealing from that one too. Alternative title for this article should be: Compulsive liar lies again, and the media still, inexplicable, pretends he sometimes tells the truth. |
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dhork
lemmy.world
dhork@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-15 |
That's because it's a lie, just like the other times he lied. |
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Pudutr0n
lemmy.world
Pudutr0n@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-14 |
This is what happens here in latin america. It hasn't gone great. |
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chuckleslord
lemmy.world
chuckleslord@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-12 |
Gods, he thinks people are dumb. I mean, people keep falling for it but come the fuck on, man! |
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BananaPeal
sh.itjust.works
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-26 |
This reeks of desperation, that means he's scared. Don't let up, get out and VOTE! |
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givesomefucks
lemmy.world
givesomefucks@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
This reeks of desperation, that means he's scared. Don't let up, get out and VOTE!
It's not desperation, its not his money and if it actually happened, it would hamstring the incoming Dem president in 2028:
And not only wouldn't it be his money, it wouldn't even be "real" money. There's not a trillion dollars laying around for this (literally what it would cost). Since Trump's first term in 2016, the debt has doubled from 19 trillion to 40 trillion. This will get tacked on and the debt will be used as an excuse not to fund social programs. |
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Jhex
lemmy.world
Jhex@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-01-28 |
Gods, he thinks people are dumb. I mean, people keep falling for it but come the fuck on, man!
I hate to agree with trump but, Americans are dumb... they have elected him TWICE into office! |
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Iori_Yagami_Fighter
sh.itjust.works
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-08-17 |
And today, kids, we will learn how inflation works... |
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RaoulDook
lemmy.world
RaoulDook@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-22 |
It's not desperation, its not his money and if it actually happened, it would hamstring the incoming Dem president in 2028: “Only I can make this promise to you,” he said, adding that the Republicans would have to win both the House of Representatives and the Senate for the money to be paid out. And not only wouldn't it be his money, it wouldn't even be "real" money. There's not a trillion doll...
With the US adult (over 18) population at about 269-270 million, $5000 each would be about $1.3 Trillion imaginary dollars. |
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kikutwo
lemmy.world
kikutwo@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-04-04 |
Soon as my Doge check and my tariff rebate check arrives. |
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StopForgettingIt
lemmy.dbzer0.com
stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-02-14 |
remember that 5k from the doge savings that he promised? Is that the same 5k? |
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PoastRotato
lemmy.world
PoastRotato@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-09 |
It's not desperation, its not his money and if it actually happened, it would hamstring the incoming Dem president in 2028: “Only I can make this promise to you,” he said, adding that the Republicans would have to win both the House of Representatives and the Senate for the money to be paid out. And not only wouldn't it be his money, it wouldn't even be "real" money. There's not a trillion doll...
Ironically, you could almost argue that what he's proposing is a sort of social programーjust an extremely clunky and ill-conceived (and likely illegal) one. |
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Zephorah
discuss.online
Zephorah@discuss.online Joined: 2025-07-01 |
Like that would ever happen. |
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danekrae
lemmy.world
danekrae@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-11 |
But who will bring this ad to the people? |
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gravitas_deficiency
sh.itjust.works
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-20 |
This reeks of desperation, that means he's scared. Don't let up, get out and VOTE!
The really infuriating part is that there an absolute shitload of feckless imbeciles who will be swayed by this |
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dan1101
lemmy.world
dan1101@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-12 |
Ironically, you could almost argue that what he's proposing is a sort of social programーjust an extremely clunky and ill-conceived (and likely illegal) one.
It is wildly illegal. Would be great if this crime finally did him in. |
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dan1101
lemmy.world
dan1101@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-12 |
Gods, he thinks people are dumb. I mean, people keep falling for it but come the fuck on, man!
Anyone who believes Trump is like an abused partner saying "He is sorry he hit me, but he promises he's going to take me somewhere nice." GET OUT OF THERE! |
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rauls5
lemmy.zip
rauls5@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-04 |
He thinks Americans can be bought of with $5,000? Oh God. |
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Rhaedas
fedia.io
Rhaedas@fedia.ioJoined: 2024-03-03 |
It is wildly illegal. Would be great if this crime finally did him in.
Elon didn't get jail time or fined. When you're famous, they let you do it, as he said. |
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BlameTheAntifa
lemmy.world
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-22 |
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597 Lock him up. |
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Rhaedas
fedia.io
Rhaedas@fedia.ioJoined: 2024-03-03 |
Every US adult, or every US person who can consent. Because by his definition that might increase the number of people dramatically. |
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schipelblorp
sh.itjust.works
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-05-16 |
With the US adult (over 18) population at about 269-270 million, $5000 each would be about $1.3 Trillion imaginary dollars.
The dollars would be real, the value would not. Trump is ruling like a particular type of typical dictator--protectionists tarriffs and printing money. Expect Argentina-style inflation in a few years. Don't denominate your savings in dollars, guys. |
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IrateAnteater
sh.itjust.works
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-09-07 |
He thinks Americans can be bought of with $5,000? Oh God.
Honestly, that price is higher than I would have expected. |
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DougPiranha42
lemmy.world
DougPiranha42@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-01-20 |
Ironically, you could almost argue that what he's proposing is a sort of social programーjust an extremely clunky and ill-conceived (and likely illegal) one.
Isn’t this UBI? |
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you_are_dust
lemmy.world
you_are_dust@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Hasn't he already promised us money that no one except corporations have gotten? |
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amniotic druid
lemmy.world
PP_BOY_@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-11 |
It's not desperation, its not his money and if it actually happened, it would hamstring the incoming Dem president in 2028: “Only I can make this promise to you,” he said, adding that the Republicans would have to win both the House of Representatives and the Senate for the money to be paid out. And not only wouldn't it be his money, it wouldn't even be "real" money. There's not a trillion doll...
You thought PPP inflation was bad? |
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𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
lemmy.world
Witchfire@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-10-07 |
Ironically, you could almost argue that what he's proposing is a sort of social programーjust an extremely clunky and ill-conceived (and likely illegal) one.
I've argued before that people would be more likely to vote if it came with a small tax break |
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Hakuso
scribe.disroot.org
Hakuso@scribe.disroot.orgJoined: 2026-04-10 |
By the time he's done with the economy that'll almost buy a combo meal at the cheapest burger spot in town. |
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givesomefucks
lemmy.world
givesomefucks@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
Isn’t this UBI?
Nah, UBI is a steady monthly payment you can count on. This is just a straight up one time promise of a bribe that likely won't happen and burn Republicans even harder. trump should have lost trust decades ago, but he's actually lost a lot in the last two years |
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Treczoks
lemmy.world
Treczoks@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-09 |
This reeks of desperation, that means he's scared. Don't let up, get out and VOTE!
But as stupid as Trump voters are in the first place, they are bound to believe him. Regardless that the promised DOGE checks have somehow disappeared... |
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IAmLamp
fedia.io
IAmLamp@fedia.io Joined: 2024-03-19 |
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597 Lock him up.
Could this be per offense? I wonder if that would set a new Guinness record for longest sentence. |
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atro_city
fedia.io
atro_city@fedia.io Joined: 2023-08-05 |
Suddenly he wants to redistribute wealth like a communist. |
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BlameTheAntifa
lemmy.world
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-22 |
Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both. Could this be per offense? I wonder if that would set a new Guinness record for longest sentence.
228 million years seems plenty fair. |
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Akasazh
lemmy.world
Akasazh@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-24 |
Nor did he specify how is going to be checked. I'd lie about that for 5k |
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NihilsineNefas
slrpnk.net
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net Joined: 2025-06-19 |
Does this not count as election interference the same way musk promising to pay people for voting is? |
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kgbbot
lemmy.dbzer0.com
kgbbot@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-09 |
Hasn't he already promised us money that no one except corporations have gotten?
Like 3 or 4 times I think |
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Microtonal_Banana
lemmy.zip
Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-09-30 |
It's not desperation, its not his money and if it actually happened, it would hamstring the incoming Dem president in 2028: “Only I can make this promise to you,” he said, adding that the Republicans would have to win both the House of Representatives and the Senate for the money to be paid out. And not only wouldn't it be his money, it wouldn't even be "real" money. There's not a trillion doll...
It is absolutely desperation. Why do you think they threw a mid term rally in Texas in the first place? |
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finallymadeanaccount
lemmy.world
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-12-31 |
I don't know if people are aware of this, but Trump has told a furphy or two in his time. Crazy, I know, but he has. |
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Gork
sopuli.xyz
Gork@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-06-01 |
Sadly, people are gonna fall for this. smh my head |
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rauls5
lemmy.zip
rauls5@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Honestly, that price is higher than I would have expected.
Yeah. I think cheap eggs are enough. |
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givesomefucks
lemmy.world
givesomefucks@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
It is absolutely desperation. Why do you think they threw a mid term rally in Texas in the first place?
When people say an act is of desperation, they mean someone willing to throw away anything besides their most important thing. This isn't an act of desperation, because even if he "pays up" it doesn't negatively effect them. It's like if you were robbing me, so I said "wait, if you don't take my stuff, you can rob the neighbor!" An act of desperation is if a home invader had a gun to your head and you said "take all my stuff just don't kill me" I know I can be pedantic, but this clearly isn't an act of desperation because trump isn't offering anything he owns. |
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the_riviera_kid
lemmy.world
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-10 |
I promise everyone eleventy bajillion dollars if they don't vote for him and his moron squad. |
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atomicbocks
sh.itjust.works
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-02-16 |
The dollars would be real, the value would not. Trump is ruling like a particular type of typical dictator--protectionists tarriffs and printing money. Expect Argentina-style inflation in a few years. Don't denominate your savings in dollars, guys.
What’s savings? |
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Hermit_Lailoken
lemmy.world
Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-11 |
He is without integrity, so a promise from him is meaningless. |
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Sjmarf
sh.itjust.works
sjmarf@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-08 |
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ContriteErudite
lemmy.world
ContriteErudite@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-06-20 |
This is great news. I'm so excited that I'm going to vote twice! |
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ChetManly
lemmy.world
ChetManly@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-23 |
Lol just print a trillion dollars. |
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DrPop
lemmy.world
DrPop@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-14 |
$5000 isn't enough money for me to change the way i vote. The negative impact of giving them more power is greater than the positive impact of that money, I could use it though. If Dems take over both chambers they should send approve the stimulus to spite him. Make him veto it and have him say he's vetoing it because Americans didn't vote the way he wanted them to. |
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Diddlydee
feddit.uk
Diddlydee@feddit.uk Joined: 2024-07-23 |
I don't know if people are aware of this, but Trump has told a furphy or two in his time. Crazy, I know, but he has.
I'm 44, have written 3 books, and read an awful lot. First time coming across furphy. |
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maxthemummer
lemmus.org
maxthemummer@lemmus.org Joined: 2026-09-06 |
If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he's elected! It's a win win! |
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