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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-16
#52 · Quote Reply

Would.

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Allero lemmy.today Allero@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-12-20
#53 · Quote Reply

Obviously, you got banned from society

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Feathercrown lemmy.world Feathercrown@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
#54 · Quote Reply

You need to enclose your link in ![](link) to embed the gif

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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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#55 · Quote Reply

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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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#56 · Quote Reply

Nope, Corkscrew Aflec.

Ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises

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some_kind_of_guy lemmy.world some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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#57 · Quote Reply

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ripcord lemmy.world ripcord@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
#58 · Quote Reply

Anyone remember Erin for Esurance? There's a reason you don't see her anymore...

Because advertising operates in fads?

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Hideakikarate sh.itjust.works Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-18
#59 · Quote Reply

Because advertising operates in fads?

Not at all. She became the target of many rule 34 posts. Enough that the company pulled her from advertising.

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SqueakySpider lemmy.dbzer0.com SqueakySpider@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-12-14
#60 · Quote Reply

It's advertising. They always do it on purpose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxBuly8Vblc

Thank you for sharing

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jballs sh.itjust.works jballs@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-13
#61 · Quote Reply

Ben Affleck?

I heard he fucks girls in some place very uncomfortable...

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Duamerthrax lemmy.world Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-27
#62 · Quote Reply

It's advertising. They always do it on purpose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxBuly8Vblc

wat?

oh, France. I see.

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KulunkelBoom lemmus.org KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org
Joined: 2025-10-02
#63 · Quote Reply

Yeah. Sure. But is it bringing in the bucks? I mean sheep? I mean customers?

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wonderingwanderer sopuli.xyz wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-12-31
#64 · Quote Reply

investigates I dunno if a beauty salon was maybe the best setting to use for your ad, Kiwibank.

Baaaaaaddie alert!

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silicon lemmy.dbzer0.com silicon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-04-18
#65 · Quote Reply

New Zealand never beating the allegations

Nah mate that's Australians https://youtu.be/f2gii2nenUg

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
#66 · Quote Reply

did they not learn when australia brought sheep with chlamydia to continent, and infecfted the koalas.

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
#67 · Quote Reply

The Young Kash Patel Story.

he prefers small dogs. he cant handle large powerful ones.

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
#68 · Quote Reply

he has eyes for small canids.

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FistingEnthusiast lemmy.world FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-18
#69 · Quote Reply

Thank you for sharing

Shearing

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BigPotato lemmy.world BigPotato@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#70 · Quote Reply

People are fucking gross. There’s no way around it.

Hey, at least it's not a real sheep.

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ikidd lemmy.dbzer0.com ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-04-23
#71 · Quote Reply

Kash Patel has entered the chat.

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ThatWeirdGuy1001 lemmy.world ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-03
#72 · Quote Reply

Anyone remember Erin for Esurance? There's a reason you don't see her anymore...

Okay but she's actually drawn attractive and sexy. This is a fucking sheep.

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yyprum lemmy.dbzer0.com yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-02-08
#73 · Quote Reply

You need to enclose your link in ![](link) to embed the gif

Thank you!

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ChunderBustickles piefed.nz ChunderBustickles@piefed.nz
Joined: 2026-09-10
#74 · Quote Reply

Is it a sperm bank company?

great pivot! They really should...

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ChunderBustickles piefed.nz ChunderBustickles@piefed.nz
Joined: 2026-09-10
#75 · Quote Reply

So a bank, like a real bank that people safeguard their savings, has this as its mascot?

Yep. backed by the NZ government, no less...

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Hupf feddit.org Hupf@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-24
#76 · Quote Reply

The fallout appears to be spreading. “I want to fuck the National Bank horse,” says one account. I'm fuckin dead

Something about beating a dead horse

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tal lemmy.today tal@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-10-04
#77 · Quote Reply

Nah mate that's Australians https://youtu.be/f2gii2nenUg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep_shagger

It has been used in South Africa to refer to Australians and by Australians and New Zealanders to refer to one another.^[3]^

Sounds like it could be used both ways.

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Infrapink thebrainbin.org Infrapink@thebrainbin.org
Joined: 2025-02-15
#78 · Quote Reply

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Since when does the DMCA apply in Aotearoa?

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Hanrahan slrpnk.net hanrahan@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-03-14
#79 · Quote Reply

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep_shagger It has been used in South Africa to refer to Australians and by Australians and New Zealanders to refer to one another.^[3]^ Sounds like it could be used both ways.

and the Welsh, they're the real sheep shaggers

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chicken lemmy.dbzer0.com chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-30
#80 · Quote Reply

Since when does the DMCA apply in Aotearoa?

The Spinoff has seen several of the takedown requests, which were issued under the American Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA). They were sent out by Christopher Young, a partner at the prominent law firm MinterEllisonRuddWatts who specialises in intellectual property law. The notice viewed by The Spinoff accuses 10 accounts, including @jestermaxxing, of having “taken Kiwibank’s distinctive Buck image and used it to make highly sexualised and inappropriate copies which infringe the Kiwibank copyright”. X appears to have complied with the complaint.

DMCA takedowns are valid regardless of what country they come from I think, and both Twitter and Bluesky are based in the US

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eleijeep piefed.social eleijeep@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-09-22
#81 · Quote Reply

In reply to an earlier post

🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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captcha lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
Joined: 2026-03-28
#82 · Quote Reply

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That landing full flat when jumping from the swing, oof

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kestrel7_7 lemmy.world kestrel7_7@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-31
#83 · Quote Reply

Nah mate that's Australians https://youtu.be/f2gii2nenUg

The only thing that annoys Australians and New Zealanders more than people implying they fuck sheep is when people confuse Australians and New Zealanders.

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SkaveRat discuss.tchncs.de SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-09
#84 · Quote Reply

Okay but she's actually drawn attractive and sexy. This is a fucking sheep.

*fuckable sheep

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AwesomeLowlander sh.itjust.works AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-07-12
#85 · Quote Reply

The only thing that annoys Australians and New Zealanders more than people implying they fuck sheep is when people confuse Australians and New Zealanders.

How can you confuse them when they're the same thing? (/jk)

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funkless_eck sh.itjust.works funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-07
#86 · Quote Reply

Okay but she's actually drawn attractive and sexy. This is a fucking sheep.

The sheep is also, allegedly, drawn attractively and sexy

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prole lemmy.blahaj.zone prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-06-11
#87 · (edited) Quote Reply

In reply to an earlier post

I think they are referring more to the (really fucking stupid) backlash against those changes by the Fox News crowd.

They tried to make it a culture war thing. The alleged "sexiness" of a cartoon M&M being reduced. They flipped their shit.

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prole lemmy.blahaj.zone prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-06-11
#88 · Quote Reply

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It's too late, we've already seen everything...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M

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𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘 infosec.pub 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-06-04
#89 · Quote Reply

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You can't tell me it wasn't intentional

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tiramichu sh.itjust.works tiramichu@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-04
#90 · (edited) Quote Reply

The CEO presses pause, the mascot sheep looking over the boardroom in coquettish freeze-frame. "Guys, you've gotta tell me, nobody thinks this sheep is fuckable, right? We didn't put a CM out with a sexy sheep on purpose, did we?"

The VP loosens his collar. The marketing team fidget and look around the table, anywhere to avoid the gaze of the CEO.

"Guys? It's not fuckable, right?"

A junior exec caves. "M-maybe a little bit?"

"God FUCKING damnit!"

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Master sh.itjust.works Master@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-12
#91 · Quote Reply

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Oh no, lol. I had forgotten about this one.

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ours lemmy.world ours@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#92 · Quote Reply

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John Oliver is going to run so hard with this.

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dethedrus lemmy.dbzer0.com dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#93 · Quote Reply

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toynbee lemmy.world toynbee@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#94 · Quote Reply

The only thing that annoys Australians and New Zealanders more than people implying they fuck sheep is when people confuse Australians and New Zealanders.

Hey now, I know where Boba Fett's dad originated.

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myyass lemmy.world myyass@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-02
#95 · Quote Reply

In reply to an earlier post

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SnarkoPolo lemmy.world SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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#96 · Quote Reply

Must be newly hired FBI.

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Bluedragon012 lemmy.world Bluedragon012@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-04-12
#97 · Quote Reply

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People were aroused by this?
Even my furry ass was like: "what a basic sheep."
I get that she passes the Harkness test but.. Meh?

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schipelblorp sh.itjust.works schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-05-16
#98 · Quote Reply

People were aroused by this? Even my furry ass was like: "what a basic sheep." I get that she passes the Harkness test but.. Meh?

Re: Harkness, She's closer to a Born Sexy Yesterday situation.

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mondomon lemmy.world mondomon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-14
#99 · Quote Reply

Something about beating a dead horse

Beating off one at least.

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100_kg_90_de_belin thelemmy.club 100_kg_90_de_belin@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2026-10-01
#100 · Quote Reply

The glorious days on which all the furries on Twitter harassed Tony the Tiger.

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NotSteve_ lemmy.ca NotSteve_@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-16
#101 · Quote Reply

Bluesky’s thriving furry community started posting their own images of her. Though The Spinoff hasn’t viewed them, it understands some were quite pornographic.

Journalism is dead

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