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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
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zalgotext sh.itjust.works zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-13
#152 · Quote Reply

Maybe don't show her out on a date, then?

Oh c'mon, that's not fair, that's not a date. That's very obviously a hotel lobby, this is the morning after hooking up.

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Clutch lemmy.world clutch@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-11
#153 · Quote Reply

If this doesn't make it onto John Oliver's show at some point, I will be very disappointed.

It was in the feature spot of the opening credits last night. I had no idea what it was; now I do.

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ohulancutash feddit.uk ohulancutash@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-02-16
#154 · Quote Reply

Okay but she's actually drawn attractive and sexy. This is a fucking sheep.

Kiwi jailbait

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ohulancutash feddit.uk ohulancutash@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-02-16
#155 · Quote Reply

While I'm not Welsh, I've lived in Wales for some time and I've been informed the reputation comes from after the English conquest in the middle ages; English law of the time apparently demanded death for those who stole sheep but lesser penalties for those caught shagging them. Therefore Welsh poachers when caught red-handed would claim to be having their way with the livestock rather than ste...

That’s their excuse

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Nasan sopuli.xyz Nasan@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-07-01
#156 · Quote Reply

Nah mate that's Australians https://youtu.be/f2gii2nenUg

They DID get deported back to New Zealand and became shepherds again...

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KeithD lemmy.nz KeithD@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2026-01-31
#157 · Quote Reply

To be fair to be fair, our clown show of a government want to sell off Kiwibank.

Don't forget that part of the government also wants to buy back the BNZ too.

They're really earning that red nose and the giant shoes.

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flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc) feddit.uk flamingos@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-12
#158 · Quote Reply

There's something people here don't understand When something happening in New Zealand gets global attention, everyone in the country takes notice Kiwis wouldn't pay attention to the ads, but the instant that they get overseas eyes involved, they'll be all over it Source: am Kiwi Also, WOULD

Source: am Kiwi

Also, WOULD

Why are you repeating yourself

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FistingEnthusiast lemmy.world FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-18
#159 · Quote Reply

Source: am Kiwi Also, WOULD Why are you repeating yourself

😂

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CedricWhaley lemmy.dbzer0.com CedricWhaley@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-09-13
#160 · Quote Reply

It was in the feature spot of the opening credits last night. I had no idea what it was; now I do.

Thank you. I try to stay caught up but don't always watch new episodes right away.

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the_mighty_kracken lemmy.world the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#161 · Quote Reply

Krakens aren't that bad, there is place for 2 cuties

You know how to push my buttons. Now I'm blushing.

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wha lemy.nl wha@lemy.nl
Joined: 2026-10-09
#162 · Quote Reply

Im new to Lemy, this is a top post on my fyp... Is everything supposed to be that bad?

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