....do you mean like the toilet paper you just mentioned?

What about the Shakers?

I love finding out how unhygenic people are.

It is gross. Certainly helps paint the picture that humans are just animals with the capacity for great intelligence.

Everyone who wants to avoid urinary incontinence issues should do pelvic floor exercises. I don't see it spoken about for men as much as women (women are advised to do this during and after pregnancy especially), but everyone can benefit from it.

To identify the feeling of contracting your pelvic floor muscles, try stopping peeing when you're mid stream (though this is just to help you identify them — you shouldn't regularly practice this way, as it can lead to UTIs).

The way to practice is to squeeze your pelvic floor muscles, trying not to pull your tummy in (or to squeeze your glutes). Hold this for two seconds, then relax. Repeat 10 times. Doing this daily is advised, and over time, you can increase the amount of time you hold the squeeze for to up to 10 seconds. Try to breathe normally while you do this exercise.

In addition to being the best way to prevent urinary incontinence, it can also help with sexual performance too. You can practice basically any time. I often find myself practicing while I'm in traffic, because it's something to help fill the time.

0% chance I'm doing that. How much piss are these guys dribbling to make it worth it?

I think my balls are bigger than yours, cause that don’t work unless I do quite a bit of moving things about.

Toilet paper doesn't have a fun name.

Use toilet paper or water to clean yourself and sit down to pee. This is gross when men do this and wonder why they never get any female attention. Wear a diaper if you're too simple to clean yourself properly.

Disagree, "shit tickets" is a funny name.

But it doesnt apply for this piss conversation...

Huh? I'm well near retirement and it's just pee until it stops, a few drops, that's it.

Bro's urethra went on strike.

In which case, your mom is just going to have to take an extra bath.

You mean reuse the same wankerchief?

It has nothing to do with "peeing like a girl" and more just the efficiency of things.

A little drop is nothing in your underwear that you change every day anyway. No need to also waste paper on it.

Do you also pee hands-free standing up?

Doesn't matter how large or small your penis is, you can finagle it to not touch anything inside the bowl by just using your hands.

Ikr.... We really gotta start teaching boys actual hygiene

The fact you think it takes this much effort to touch your taint while you're peeing standing up tells everyone here you have no idea where your taint is.

I've got a lot of stuff down there... And it doesn't take a lot of work to press on your taint.

Maybe you're just fat.

men with large prostates can relate.

If you don't don't blot, you could end with wet pants which end up wetter when you try to clean them with a wet cloth, and then this happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mff3pTIKMJ8

(from the Victor Echo November episode of The Venture Bros)

Sit to pee and press the tip with a paper towel.

People are not looking at you when you're using the urinal.

False. There is a U bend between the bladder and the end. Nothing on the bladder end will fix anything. The residual in the pipe gets squeezed out when walking.

I'm going to wake people up to an uncomfortable truth. You already wear diapers. That's what underwear is. Diapers used to be reusable and washable. We just don't like to perceive it that way. We lie to ourselves about what underwear is for. And underwear is why pants last forever and shirts don't. Call me weird but I stopped having this problem when I swallowed my pride and accepted this fact, and realized not all underwear is doing the job we don't want to admit it's for very well.

Wear double underwear. One absorbent, one slick. Same properties as a diaper.

So woah dude, you're wearing an actual diaper shamelessly then? Yeah. We all are. You are too. The difference is mine works.

Other benefit. Because the thing keeping your pants fresh is actually working, now your pants really last forever.

Yes I am.

....since I was 28...

I couldn't figure this one out. It's just a drop out two, and sometimes not even that. I thought he leaned against the wet sink.

I knew it.

I got advice from Reddit one day that the best trick is to quickly, lightly pull your testicles up a little bit and the drops come flying out.

Works but you still have only slight control as to where those drops are going.

Up for two days and no one is going to make the reference?: You gotta give.