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Arthur Besse lemmy.ml ![]() cypherpunks@lemmy.ml Joined: 2022-01-17 |
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schipelblorp sh.itjust.works schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-05-16 |
Not beating those cult accusations, are they? |
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otter lemmy.zip otter@lemmy.zip Joined: 2023-06-15 |
Even if you believe that, then is it also going to cure copd and pulmonary embolisms? I know this is likely just the CTO spewing bull, but π€¦ββοΈ |
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cybervseas lemmy.world cybervseas@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
I don't believe anything anyone from palantir has to say. |
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aldhissla piefed.world aldhissla@piefed.world Joined: 2025-08-26 |
Oh, if only... |
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toiletobserver lemmy.world toiletobserver@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-08 |
Sounds like linkedinlunatics |
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banazir lemmy.ml ![]() banazir@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-07-11 |
What utter crock of shit. How is he not embarrassed to say something so inane publicly? Is he so empty? No matter how much money you fill your suit with won't ever make you feel human. Cancer is not one disease, dipshits. There is no single cure. |
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π±ππππππππ lemmy.world ![]() Witchfire@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-07 |
They should skip cigarettes and jump straight to smoking asbestos |
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MushuChupacabra piefed.world ![]() MushuChupacabra@piefed.world Joined: 2026-01-15 |
Thus proving that AI bros are all fucking idiots. Holy fuck do these guys need to be stripped of everything resembling power or control. |
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volore scribe.disroot.org volore@scribe.disroot.org Joined: 2026-03-25 |
They should skip cigarettes and jump straight to smoking asbestos
can you explain to me exactly how you'd smoke the famously nonflammable lung cancer rocks I'm just curious, is all. Now, cigarettes with asbestos filters, on the other hand... |
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VaalaVasaVarde sopuli.xyz ![]() VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2024-04-04 |
can you explain to me exactly how you'd smoke the famously nonflammable lung cancer rocks I'm just curious, is all. Now, cigarettes with asbestos filters, on the other hand...
Give them a carton of kents
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volore scribe.disroot.org volore@scribe.disroot.org Joined: 2026-03-25 |
Give them a carton of kents
Jinx, you owe me a soda. |
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expatriado lemmy.world expatriado@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-18 |
"researchers..." like how many? sounds to me like a habitual relapser giving excuses, the habit was already there, which is dumb enough of a excuse, let alone start the habit just cuz |
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nightwatch_admin lemmy.world nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-17 |
Give them a carton of kents
This is about as safe as an ai going to save you from the evil cancer cells |
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nightwatch_admin lemmy.world nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-17 |
"researchers..." like how many? sounds to me like a habitual relapser giving excuses, the habit was already there, which is dumb enough of a excuse, let alone start the habit just cuz
Donβt underestimate the religious dedication these people have for their chatbots. Terrifying. |
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ChicoSuave lemmy.world ChicoSuave@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-12 |
He's full of shit |
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SpaceNoodle lemmy.world SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
Even if you believe that, then is it also going to cure copd and pulmonary embolisms? I know this is likely just the CTO spewing bull, but π€¦ββοΈ
Do not interrupt the enemy while they are making a mistake. |
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JasonDJ lemmy.zip JasonDJ@lemmy.zip Joined: 2024-01-16 |
"researchers..." like how many? sounds to me like a habitual relapser giving excuses, the habit was already there, which is dumb enough of a excuse, let alone start the habit just cuz
As an ex smoker...if I were to pick up a pack while working as an AI researcher...I'd absolutely use that as a cheeky comeback when someone said something about me smoking again. Entirely not meaning it, blatantly joking to anyone possible of understanding tone and having a sense of humor. However, I'm fairly certain most executives, and especially AI execs, are both tone-deaf and humorless. I'd put $10 on polymarket saying that one of them overheard someone like me saying that, and it snowballed from there. |
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arctanthrope lemmy.world ![]() arctanthrope@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-11-25 |
quick, someone start telling them ai will be able to cure jumping off a bridge |
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kinkles sh.itjust.works ![]() kinkles@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-03-25 |
Give them a carton of kents
This is brilliant |
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Zak lemmy.world ![]() Zak@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-11 |
Cancer isn't the only reason not to smoke. It's yucky and makes you stink. |
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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-12 |
Cancer isn't the only reason not to smoke. It's yucky and makes you stink.
And it's insanely expensive |
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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-12 |
Sankar did not name any researchers or provide evidence for the claim. Smoking remains a major cause of preventable illness and death, and no AI breakthrough has eliminated the health risks associated with cigarettes. He's full of shit
Sounds like it. Just more "look over here!" marketing to draw out the bubble |
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Zak lemmy.world ![]() Zak@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-11 |
And it's insanely expensive
I have the impression the group of people the article is talking about are wealthy enough not to be concerned about that. |
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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-12 |
As an ex smoker...if I were to pick up a pack while working as an AI researcher...I'd absolutely use that as a cheeky comeback when someone said something about me smoking again. Entirely not meaning it, blatantly joking to anyone possible of understanding tone and having a sense of humor. However, I'm fairly certain most executives, and especially AI execs, are both tone-deaf and humorless. I'...
I quit almost 20 years ago. I actually tried to smoke one a while ago just to see. It make me sick just to smell. Won't ever touch one again. |
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thefluffiest feddit.nl thefluffiest@feddit.nl Joined: 2023-07-03 |
Oh ye of little faith! AI will surely cure death! So, like any good cult, letβs plan that collective suicide, shall we? |
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jqubed lemmy.world ![]() jqubed@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-10 |
AI answer: βYes, the solution is simple: do not use tobacco products.β |
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glasratz feddit.org glasratz@feddit.org Joined: 2025-02-05 |
So Palantir CTO Shyam Sankar had AI write his speech. |
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Murse slrpnk.net ![]() Murse@slrpnk.net Joined: 2026-03-07 |
Sure! I can help with that! ...beep boop beep boop... Inhale bleach. It will 100%, definitely kill any cancer cells in your lungs it comes into contact with. Can I interest you in a recipe for pizza? |
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jpreston1986 lemmy.world jpreston1986@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-10-08 |
Psh. Picking up smoking and dying to the cancer it causes takes like 20 years. Lemme know when they start doing heroin. |
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VaalaVasaVarde sopuli.xyz ![]() VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2024-04-04 |
Jinx, you owe me a soda.
Here you goπ₯€ I didn't read the last line of your comment and was like I know this! and just posted. |
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zod000 lemmy.dbzer0.com zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-08-12 |
This is the biggest self own I have ever heard of. I can't believe this is real. |
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CanIFishHere lemmy.ca CanIFishHere@lemmy.ca Joined: 2026-03-24 |
I call bullshit. Palantir's CTO is telling untruths. |
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TubularTittyFrog lemmy.world TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-02-23 |
This is the biggest self own I have ever heard of. I can't believe this is real.
have you met tech bros/broettes? i live in a city full of them... they very much do weird shit like this to signal to each they are more hardcore cool than the other brogrammers. like they get into bragging fights about really stupid and absurd stuff |
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zod000 lemmy.dbzer0.com zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-08-12 |
have you met tech bros/broettes? i live in a city full of them... they very much do weird shit like this to signal to each they are more hardcore cool than the other brogrammers. like they get into bragging fights about really stupid and absurd stuff
I have met some separately, but never in their native habitat. It sounds horrific. |
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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-12 |
I have the impression the group of people the article is talking about are wealthy enough not to be concerned about that.
Good point |
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spacegoat lemmy.world spacegoat@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-28 |
Theyβre smoking because theyβre stressed about their impending doom |
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kryptonianCodeMonkey lemmy.world kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-13 |
If this is true, I am very concerned at the level of moron in the AI field. Smoking doesn't just cause cancer. It is an addictive habit, expensive, makes you and your clothes stink, yellows your teeth, makes your skin wrinkle prematurely, ruins you sense of taste and smell, makes you constantly need to huddle in the elements to get your fix, makes you stressed when you can't get a smoke in for a long time, collects tar in your lungs making breathing less efficient, increases asthma occurrences and risks, dramatically increases chances of getting chronic upper respiratory issues, serious pneumonia, heart disease, and a plethora of cancers (not just lungs). All for the benefit of a mild hit of dopamine that gets less effective with each smoke. But sure, you MIGHT be able to stave off the cancer in the future. If that was the one thing holding you back... |
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Sludgehammer lemmy.world ![]() Sludgehammer@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-03 |
The Ayn Rand solution to techbros. |
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π¦π¦π¦ feddit.org Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-24 |
Cancer isn't the only reason not to smoke. It's yucky and makes you stink.
Yeah but it's AI people, it's not like they have any friends. |
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da_cow (she/her) feddit.org ![]() cows_are_underrated@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-22 |
Cancer isn't the only reason not to smoke. It's yucky and makes you stink.
So nothing would change for them. |
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TubularTittyFrog lemmy.world TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-02-23 |
I have met some separately, but never in their native habitat. It sounds horrific.
a lot of tech companies are operated like cults. |
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criss_cross lemmy.world criss_cross@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-17 |
I worked for a small company right out of college. The CEO was a used car salesman that would say whatever he thought he could get away with to make a sale. At one point he claimed our software would have prevented 9/11 if it were installed on government computers. This smoking claim sounds exactly like that kind of bullshit liars sprinkle in when they think no one is gonna call them on their BS |
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chaogomu lemmy.world chaogomu@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-04 |
Sounds like it. Just more "look over here!" marketing to draw out the bubble
Open AI just reported $20 billion less revenue than projected in their last earnings statement. The projected $70 billion was already making people nervous due to the debt load. How's your end times going? Mine is shit, but also the anticipation is killing me. |
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Texas_Hangover lemmy.radio Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio Joined: 2024-11-09 |
They should just vape. Tastes better. |
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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Do not interrupt the enemy while they are making a mistake.
Too bad smoking kills you way too slowly to stop them from doing plenty of damage in the interim. We need to suggest to them a quicker destructive habit. AI-designed wingsuits for BASE jumping, maybe? |
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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-04 |
AI douchecanoes: claim to be smart enough to create something capable of curing all cancers Also AI douchecanoes: not smart enough to know that smoking also causes hundreds if not thousands of other maladies, many of them life threatening and/or crippling. Smoking is ridiculously addictive and the NUMBER ONE lifestyle cause of death in the world, bar none, and these idiots are doing it just to go PAST all in on vibe tech π€¦π» |
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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
This is the biggest self own I have ever heard of. I can't believe this is real.
Bryan Johnson thought peptides would make him live forever. He ended up triggering and autoimmune disease that would likely end up killing him. Of course, these bros must know tobacco smoke causes more diseases than just cancers. |
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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
If this is true, I am very concerned at the level of moron in the AI field. Smoking doesn't just cause cancer. It is an addictive habit, expensive, makes you and your clothes stink, yellows your teeth, makes your skin wrinkle prematurely, ruins you sense of taste and smell, makes you constantly need to huddle in the elements to get your fix, makes you stressed when you can't get a smoke in for ...
That part, at least, is nothing new. There are two types of people in tech: "computer geeks" who were programming before it was cool, and get-rich-quick assholes who don't give a shit but just hop on the latest trend. I have absolutely zero doubt that, even if the former type were the ones who made the generative AI breakthroughs, the companies marketing it to the masses are flooded with the latter. |
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RabbitBBQ lemmy.world RabbitBBQ@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-15 |
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mcv friendica.opensocial.space mcv@friendica.opensocial.space Joined: 2026-10-12 |
"A cure for cancer" is such a magical nonsense phrase. We can already cure a lot of cancers. There are tons of people living healthy lives after surviving cancer. And we know more and more about how to prevent it (like not smoking). But they want magic.Even bigger nonsense is the claim that AI will solve global warming. We already know the solution to global warming. We're just not doing anything with it, because of destructive business interests. |
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