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10MeterFeldweg
feddit.org
10MeterFeldweg@feddit.org Joined: 2024-07-22 |
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Varesti
lemmy.zip
Varesti@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-14 |
How do people use that much syrup? I've had one bottle for like 10 years. |
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solrize
lemmy.ml
solrize@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-06-22 |
It was stolen a decade or so ago too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_Maple_Syrup_Producers#History_2 |
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Praxinoscope
lemmy.zip
Praxinoscope@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-13 |
It was stolen a decade or so ago too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_Maple_Syrup_Producers#History_2
There's a decent show about it |
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TwistedTree
piefed.social
TwistedTree@piefed.social Joined: 2024-02-14 |
I blame climate change. |
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phdepressed
sh.itjust.works
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-01-24 |
How do people use that much syrup? I've had one bottle for like 10 years.
You can use it in place of brown sugar in a lot of recipes and add it on top of most breakfast foods. |
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twistypencil
lemmy.world
twistypencil@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-08 |
How do people use that much syrup? I've had one bottle for like 10 years.
Must not be good/real |
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Tolookah
discuss.tchncs.de
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-12 |
How do people use that much syrup? I've had one bottle for like 10 years.
Have more pancakes, waffles, French toast, French toast sticks. |
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Arcanepotato
crazypeople.online
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.onlineJoined: 2025-05-24 |
I blame climate change.
Yes, there has been a significant change in the political climate. |
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Arcanepotato
crazypeople.online
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.onlineJoined: 2025-05-24 |
How do people use that much syrup? I've had one bottle for like 10 years.
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TwistedTree
piefed.social
TwistedTree@piefed.social Joined: 2024-02-14 |
Yes, there has been a significant change in the political climate.
And "Maple syrup yields depend on weather conditions." from the article. |
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inari
piefed.zip
inari@piefed.zipJoined: 2026-02-07 |
You can tell the writer had fun with the headline |
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Peppycito
sh.itjust.works
Peppycito@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-03 |
And "Maple syrup yields depend on weather conditions." from the article.
All farmers complain about the weather, but maple syrup farmers complain the most. They only get a few weeks and the weather has to be perfect. A couple hot days early in the season can screw everything up. |
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Varesti
lemmy.zip
Varesti@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-14 |
Must not be good/real
It's real maple syrup, I just don't use it very often. |
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Arcanepotato
crazypeople.online
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.onlineJoined: 2025-05-24 |
And "Maple syrup yields depend on weather conditions." from the article.
Yes, that's why the reserve exists.
But not why it's low this year:
The association is using this to call for more investment in the industry to meet rising demand.
Last year was actually amazing. Not from the article:
https://agriculture.canada.ca/en/sector/horticulture/reports/statistical-overview-canadian-maple-industry-2025 Climate change impacts it, but that's not what the article is about. |
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Varesti
lemmy.zip
Varesti@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-14 |
Have more pancakes, waffles, French toast, French toast sticks.
Yeah, I really don't... Maybe if I had guests or something. Edit: I have also eaten all 3 without any syrup and just butter before. 😆 |
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Varesti
lemmy.zip
Varesti@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-14 |
good substitute for honey amazing on oatmeal BEANS
I don't really use honey either, lol. |
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Varesti
lemmy.zip
Varesti@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-14 |
You can use it in place of brown sugar in a lot of recipes and add it on top of most breakfast foods.
I rarely cook with brown sugar and I'm not sure which breakfast foods I'd put it on besides pancakes, waffles, or french toast. But I never really feel like eating those either. |
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Bo7a
piefed.ca
Bo7a@piefed.caJoined: 2025-06-10 |
How do people use that much syrup? I've had one bottle for like 10 years.
For me it replaces white sugar almost everywhere. |
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phdepressed
sh.itjust.works
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-01-24 |
I rarely cook with brown sugar and I'm not sure which breakfast foods I'd put it on besides pancakes, waffles, or french toast. But I never really feel like eating those either.
Oatmeal? Guess you don't bake or have kids. Also as should be obvious this only applies to actual maple syrup not a caramel colored corn syrup thing. |
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sweettea
lemmy.world
sweettea@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-08-20 |
You can tell the writer had fun with the headline
had to check it wasn’t the Beaverton |
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atzanteol
sh.itjust.works
atzanteol@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-12 |
How do people use that much syrup? I've had one bottle for like 10 years.
They eat different things than you. |
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nilloc
discuss.tchncs.de
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-22 |
Yeah, I really don't... Maybe if I had guests or something. Edit: I have also eaten all 3 without any syrup and just butter before. 😆
We do breakfast for dinner every other week. |
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DoGeeseSeeGod
lemmy.blahaj.zone
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-04-26 |
good substitute for honey amazing on oatmeal BEANS
Beans??? |
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Arcanepotato
crazypeople.online
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.onlineJoined: 2025-05-24 |
Beans???
Dear comrade, have you not heard the good word of maple beans, the heart of a good cabane à sucre menu? The ones I make are not the most traditional, but I just use tomato sauce (literally just milled and canned tomatoes I can at home, not like a prepared seasoned sauce), maple syrup, mustard powder and salt. It's by eye and to taste but maybe 4 cups of dry beans, 1 L sauce, 1-2 tbsp mustard powder, salt to taste and syrup to taste. I soak the beans and cook in the electric pressure cooker, so I add more water if I think the sauce isn't enough (it typically isn't). I'll add some salt to start, but will add more after it's done and add the syrup once it's done too. Eta: I'm 3rd gen slavic (I know how insane this sentence is everywhere else in the world but that's how white people talk to each other here sorry) but I moved to eastern ontario a couple of years back and am trying to assimilate lol. |
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whoisearth
lemmy.ca
whoisearth@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-07-03 |
I don't really use honey either, lol.
Bee vomit is the best |
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Arcanepotato
crazypeople.online
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.onlineJoined: 2025-05-24 |
You can tell the writer had fun with the headline
I feel like I'm missing the joke 😭 Can someone explain? |
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whoisearth
lemmy.ca
whoisearth@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-07-03 |
Dear comrade, have you not heard the good word of maple beans, the heart of a good cabane à sucre menu? The ones I make are not the most traditional, but I just use tomato sauce (literally just milled and canned tomatoes I can at home, not like a prepared seasoned sauce), maple syrup, mustard powder and salt. It's by eye and to taste but maybe 4 cups of dry beans, 1 L sauce, 1-2 tbsp mustard po...
As a 2nd generation Canadian with British Parents, maple beans are just *chef's kiss |
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TryingSomethingNew
sopuli.xyz
YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2025-08-11 |
Oatmeal? Guess you don't bake or have kids. Also as should be obvious this only applies to actual maple syrup not a caramel colored corn syrup thing.
Look for the culturally-insensitive label of Canadians, not the culturally-insensitive one of slavery. |
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SaveTheTuaHawk
lemmy.ca
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
Have more pancakes, waffles, French toast, French toast sticks.
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inari
piefed.zip
inari@piefed.zipJoined: 2026-02-07 |
I feel like I'm missing the joke 😭 Can someone explain?
They've phrased it like the other various headlines about the world's strategic oil reserves running low due to the closure of the Strait of Hormuz |
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Billegh
lemmy.world
bhamlin@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Bee vomit is the best
Distilled tree blood is better |
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Arcanepotato
crazypeople.online
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.onlineJoined: 2025-05-24 |
They've phrased it like the other various headlines about the world's strategic oil reserves running low due to the closure of the Strait of Hormuz
Oooh, okay. Thanks! I think I'm too close to the story lol. They report on the strength of the season and the strategic reserves every year. It's significant to the local economy. This phrasing is standard, not riffing off other world events. Some examples: Global maple syrup shortage forces Quebec to release half its strategic reserve https://globalnews.ca/news/8410985/global-maple-syrup-shortage-forces-quebec-to-release-half-its-strategic-reserve/ Canada's maple syrup reserve hits 16-year low https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68657703 |
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GreyEyedGhost
piefed.ca
GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca Joined: 2025-11-30 |
Bee vomit is the best
It's my favorite insect vomit! I don't usually mix it with my bacteria poop, though. I did try the bacteria poop made with bee vomit one time, and it wasn't quite what I hoped for. I will have to try different varieties. |
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AA5B
lemmy.world
AA5B@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-09 |
good substitute for honey amazing on oatmeal BEANS
Peanut butter and maple sandwiches! |
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Bloomcole
lemmy.world
Bloomcole@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-17 |
I'm going over the ocean just to say i don't care for their tree sugar juice tabernak |
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Buddahriffic
lemmy.world
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
For me it replaces white sugar almost everywhere.
Yeah, it's a great sweetener, one of my gotos when balancing flavours (along with salt, lemon juice/vinegar, and soy sauce/mushrooms). |
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Malica
lemmy.zip
Malica@lemmy.zipJoined: 2026-08-27 |
good substitute for honey amazing on oatmeal BEANS
Beans? I'm intrigued. |
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Malica
lemmy.zip
Malica@lemmy.zipJoined: 2026-08-27 |
Dear comrade, have you not heard the good word of maple beans, the heart of a good cabane à sucre menu? The ones I make are not the most traditional, but I just use tomato sauce (literally just milled and canned tomatoes I can at home, not like a prepared seasoned sauce), maple syrup, mustard powder and salt. It's by eye and to taste but maybe 4 cups of dry beans, 1 L sauce, 1-2 tbsp mustard po...
I'm definitely trying this, thanks for sharing! |
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Arcanepotato
crazypeople.online
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.onlineJoined: 2025-05-24 |
Beans? I'm intrigued.
Shared more info in another comment. |
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Arcanepotato
crazypeople.online
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.onlineJoined: 2025-05-24 |
Peanut butter and maple sandwiches!
Reading that sentence spiked my blood sugar lol It's too sweet for me to use as a condiment most of the time but I love it as an ingredient. It's also a fun annual tradition! |
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Malica
lemmy.zip
Malica@lemmy.zipJoined: 2026-08-27 |
Shared more info in another comment.
I saw it after I commented, definitely trying it out, thanks! |
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Psythik
lemmy.world
Psythik@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-21 |
Oh no! What will they drink and use for bath water now? |
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TeaWithDani
lemmy.world
TeaWithDani@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-07-24 |
I blame climate change.
Well it is climate change. If the spring time is volatile, warm early then cold longer than normal etc... it messes up the sap yields tremendously. You also need hundreds and hundreds of trees to have a decent production. You cant just plant those further north and have them yielding anything before a very long time. |
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T00l_shed
lemmy.world
T00l_shed@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-27 |
Oh no! What will they drink and use for bath water now?
Im not sure. Im starting to panic |
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Arcanepotato
crazypeople.online
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.onlineJoined: 2025-05-24 |
I saw it after I commented, definitely trying it out, thanks!
Lol if anyone ever needs proof that I don't hold grudges on the fedverse, this is proof (I simply do not read usernames I guess 🤷♀️) Eta: despite it all showing up in my notifications at once I simply did not realize this wasn't two different people lol
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myyass
lemmy.world
myyass@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-09-02 |
How do people use that much syrup? I've had one bottle for like 10 years.
Depending on the grade, even just a spoonful straight everyday lol |
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StupendousMan
lemmy.world
StupendousMan@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
How do people use that much syrup? I've had one bottle for like 10 years.
Or is a good sweetener for Matcha Lattes. |
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Varesti
lemmy.zip
Varesti@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-14 |
They eat different things than you.
🤯 |
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Varesti
lemmy.zip
Varesti@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-14 |
Oatmeal? Guess you don't bake or have kids. Also as should be obvious this only applies to actual maple syrup not a caramel colored corn syrup thing.
I SHOULD try some oatmeal again, it has been a while. No kids and I bake, but it's usually savory things. I replied to another comment, but it's real maple syrup in a glass jug and everything, lol. |
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Varesti
lemmy.zip
Varesti@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-14 |
Depending on the grade, even just a spoonful straight everyday lol
You're built different. |
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