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GolfFoxtrotLima
sh.itjust.works
GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-08-18 |
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ObsidianFlux
fedinsfw.app
ObsidianFlux@fedinsfw.appJoined: 2026-10-14 |
True 💯 Apple has become the ultimate tech joke of modern Era. |
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ShutUpWesley
piefed.zip
ShutUpWesley@piefed.zip Joined: 2026-04-19 |
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cheat700000007
lemmy.world
cheat700000007@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-14 |
True 💯 Apple has become the ultimate tech joke of modern Era.
Apple silicon pretty cool tho |
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Maya S. Trojan
piefed.blahaj.zone
maya_s_trojan@piefed.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2026-10-12 |
still certified Unix, tho. |
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Eager Eagle
lemmy.world
eager_eagle@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-07 |
This is real, teenagers lack basic computer skills these days |
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Avid Amoeba
lemmy.ca
avidamoeba@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-07-05 |
still certified Unix, tho.
No systemd - sad Unix. |
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Solemarc
lemmy.world
Solemarc@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
still certified Unix, tho.
Fun fact, no they're not! Behold, the stupid copyright squatters responsible for deciding what is/isn't Unix: https://www.opengroup.org/openbrand/register/ |
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cmnybo
discuss.tchncs.de
cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-11 |
This is real, teenagers lack basic computer skills these days
Do they not teach them how to use computers in school anymore? When I was in school, they had a class to teach basic computer skills. |
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spankysalmon
fedinsfw.app
spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app Joined: 2026-02-28 |
Apple used to cost more compared to other brands. It's only been recently with their in-house chips and the implosion of the industry that they finally priced things competitively. So... basically they've always been the lower half of the joke. Or at least the people who paid those used to be ridiculous prices. |
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Scipitie
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Scipitie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2023-12-25 |
The first apple device I recall was the Apple II. Please help me out: I can't recall a single thing where Apple ever was cheaper than the competition. Their selling point was "works better" and then became "everyone be different (in the same way though!)". What set their devices apart was the smoothness in which everything worked. First the devices and later their ecosystem. I despise vendor lock-in and never went for them because of that but I can see the appeal. Price though? This meme is the first time I've heard of that argument, someone please help me out. |
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Eager Eagle
lemmy.world
eager_eagle@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-07 |
Do they not teach them how to use computers in school anymore? When I was in school, they had a class to teach basic computer skills.
same, I guess not |
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f314
lemmy.world
f314@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-15 |
Do they not teach them how to use computers in school anymore? When I was in school, they had a class to teach basic computer skills.
They teach them “digital competence” by shoving an iPad in their face, and then they go “Look, they know how to use it! They must be computer geniuses!” |
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zerofk
lemmy.zip
zerofk@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-04 |
It’s not controversial, it’s just wrong. Apple has always been more expensive. And it has always tried to block its users from knowing anything about the internals of computers. Part of their whole selling point was that it was easier to use. The way they went about it is IMO bad, but that's a different discussion. |
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f314
lemmy.world
f314@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-15 |
Fun fact, no they're not! Behold, the stupid copyright squatters responsible for deciding what is/isn't Unix: https://www.opengroup.org/openbrand/register/
So UNIX is *checks notes* IBM? |
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ricdeh
lemmy.world
ricdeh@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-17 |
Fun fact, no they're not! Behold, the stupid copyright squatters responsible for deciding what is/isn't Unix: https://www.opengroup.org/openbrand/register/
However, they are certified to be POSIX-conformant. |
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ladicius
lemmy.world
ladicius@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-16 |
Apple is a marketing company that by chance happens to sell smartphones. |
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fdnomad
programming.dev
fdnomad@programming.dev Joined: 2024-06-10 |
I blame Apple for making the Zoomers as tech illiterate as the Boomers |
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esc
piefed.social
esc@piefed.social Joined: 2026-03-24 |
However, they are certified to be POSIX-conformant.
Not really, according to registry |
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sbird
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scallistoJoined: 2026-09-14 |
In the past, the things that Apple has done well has generally been good build quality and long support. There are exceptions, yes, but they're usually better than their competitors in that field. Performance was always similar (or worse) for the price until Apple Silicon came around. In modern times, all manufacturers produce laptops with excellent build quality (even smaller ones like Framework, Tuxedo, System76, etc.), all devices are generally supported for a while (+ can be extended with things like Linux), and performance is nowadays a race between the Mac and PC. You can do all the things on PC on Mac and vice versa. What has always been the case and never gone away is Apple's locked down ecosystem. They don't support standard protocols, USB file transfer with iPhones is a nightmare on non-Macs (though it works fine for me on Linux right now, I imagine it depends on your distro and kernel, and it didn't work for me a few years ago), all the iServices being closed and not interoperable with non-iDevices, poor repairability, setting the standard / trend for the worse, etc. In terms of the operating system, it's pretty different. For Windows, 2000 and XP were the golden age and it's (mostly) been downhill from there, Windows 10 / 11 being the most egregious requiring an online account. CoPilot and broken updates certainly don't help. MacOS is very closed and everything needs to be done the "Apple way", and you need Apple hardware to run it (for the most part, see Hackintoshes). Linux has always been an awesome alternative, though it doesn't ship on many devices, it had excellent support on lots of hardware (unlike MacOS) and didn't require any online crap (unlike Windows), app development is much more open than MacOS while being as convenient as the App Store (unlike Windows), and FOSS software are the GOATs. There are so many options for distros, desktop environments, depending on your hardware or preferences, and you can have full control over your system, or it can "just work" for grandma. It's awesome! There's recently been lots of development with Valve on the gaming side and there has been a drive towards Linux due to Microsoft breaking Win11 constantly and pushing CoPilot spyware (more users, more developers, more apps, more drivers, etc.!) The Linux desktop has never been better, and there is no reason not to switch! You can even get Linux on a Mac if you wanted too, thanks to the team at Asahi Linux! I'm running EndeavourOS (the easy mode Arch-based distro before CachyOS) with Niri (scrolling tiling WMs are neat!), but if you want to get started with Linux, I would not recommend either if you aren't interested in config files and making something exactly how you want it to. Mint is awesome if you like Cinnamon, and Fedora is also good (though owned by Red Hat/IBM). The -buntus are also fine, but snaps, aside from using a proprietary and centralised repo, are often broken and not very user-friendly to fix. Debian is excellent if you have an older device and want stability, it's been there since the beginning. OpenSUSE Tumbleweed is fun if you want to try rolling release, and of course Arch-based distros like CachyOS (or standard Arch with archinstall) are also good if you are fine with the "scary" black text box (that's all it is really). If you want to experiment with an ARM device (laptop, tablet, or even phone), Nura is awesome! It's not fully there on everything, but it's fun to mess around in and try out apps that those devices were never intended to run! |
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Solemarc
lemmy.world
Solemarc@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
So UNIX is *checks notes* IBM?
Frankly, I don't think these clowns get to decide what is and isn't Unix. As far as I'm concerned modern Unix is Linux, BSD and all their successors, including Apple, PlayStation and Nintendo (I believe they're BSD based) Unix itself, is an ancient and mostly dead standard. Although I do hope for better Linux & BSD compatibility in the future. |
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Chloé 🥕
lemmy.blahaj.zone
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2023-06-13 |
The first apple device I recall was the Apple II. Please help me out: I can't recall a single thing where Apple ever was cheaper than the competition. Their selling point was "works better" and then became "everyone be different (in the same way though!)". What set their devices apart was the smoothness in which everything worked. First the devices and later their ecosystem. I despise vendor lo...
"does more, costs less" was a slogan they used in their ads in the 90s: for example |
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Chloé 🥕
lemmy.blahaj.zone
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2023-06-13 |
we’re never getting rid of the ableist wojaks aren’t we |
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dovahking
lemmy.world
dovahking@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-09 |
This is real, teenagers lack basic computer skills these days
What's a computer? |
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Scipitie
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Scipitie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2023-12-25 |
"does more, costs less" was a slogan they used in their ads in the 90s: for example
Oh interesting! But funnily enough these ads didn't air where I grew up and Apple was never even close to the price of a non-Apple PC Oh and: Apple, you've sold PCs as well! Just because you picked up a cat and put stripes on it you couldn't just proclaim "look, a tiger!". |
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Boomer Humor Doomergod
lemmy.world
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-03-15 |
Having used a Mac in a professional technical field for almost 20 years these threads are always fun. “It’s locked down! It’s an OS for babies! You can’t do anything with it! Mac users are stupid noobs!” |
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Goldholz
lemmy.blahaj.zone
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2023-12-12 |
I blame Apple for making the Zoomers as tech illiterate as the Boomers
Can we stop clustering early Gen Z and late Gen Z into one group? They are vastly different. But to stay on topic: blame all of tech |
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fibojoly
sh.itjust.works
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-15 |
It’s not controversial, it’s just wrong. Apple has always been more expensive. And it has always tried to block its users from knowing anything about the internals of computers. Part of their whole selling point was that it was easier to use. The way they went about it is IMO bad, but that's a different discussion.
For real. I've been around computers for 40 years and I don't recall Macs ever being anything but overpriced, overhyped machines. Regardless of their inner qualities. Yeaaah, that's bait. |
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Chloé 🥕
lemmy.blahaj.zone
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2023-06-13 |
Oh interesting! But funnily enough these ads didn't air where I grew up and Apple was never even close to the price of a non-Apple PC Oh and: Apple, you've sold PCs as well! Just because you picked up a cat and put stripes on it you couldn't just proclaim "look, a tiger!". But then again ... You could. And you did. And in still furious that people bought it.
tbh, didn’t PC have a more strict definition back then?* specifically, an IBM PC compatible? so, intel processor + DOS (and later OS/2 or windows), which isn’t what apple sold *(genuinely asking, i was not around in the 90s 😅) (tho i guess even by that definition, intel macs were PCs lol, but that was way later) |
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Scipitie
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Scipitie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2023-12-25 |
tbh, didn’t PC have a more strict definition back then?* specifically, an IBM PC compatible? so, intel processor + DOS (and later OS/2 or windows), which isn’t what apple sold *(genuinely asking, i was not around in the 90s 😅) (tho i guess even by that definition, intel macs were PCs lol, but that was way later)
You know that's another good point, while I was around then and even had a computer back then I'm from a non English country and just learned "PC == personal computer". It never occurred to me that Apple might have reacted to a US terms or definition up until this very moment it was always "they just wanna be different and fancy". Perhaps a USA person my age bracket can give insights! |
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livingheart
sh.itjust.works
livingheart@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-07-15 |
tbh, didn’t PC have a more strict definition back then?* specifically, an IBM PC compatible? so, intel processor + DOS (and later OS/2 or windows), which isn’t what apple sold *(genuinely asking, i was not around in the 90s 😅) (tho i guess even by that definition, intel macs were PCs lol, but that was way later)
the two definitions (general Personal Computer, or IBM-compatible) always co-existed in different contexts. aside - even though Apple ads really drove the Macs Vs PCs thing - before they went Intel, Apple computers used to have IBM PowerPC architecture processors. |
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itisileclerk
lemmy.world
itisileclerk@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-25 |
"Cost less" was never Apple's thing. Maybe "Does more at great cost"? |
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Dyskolos
lemmy.zip
Dyskolos@lemmy.zipJoined: 2023-10-01 |
"Cost less" was never Apple's thing. Maybe "Does more at great cost"?
It actually was their slogan back then. Until they noticed people are dumb and easily manipulatable |
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Dyskolos
lemmy.zip
Dyskolos@lemmy.zipJoined: 2023-10-01 |
Having used a Mac in a professional technical field for almost 20 years these threads are always fun. “It’s locked down! It’s an OS for babies! You can’t do anything with it! Mac users are stupid noobs!”
Well, you being professional with a Mac and the other expressions aren't mutually exclusive 😁 |
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Chloé 🥕
lemmy.blahaj.zone
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2023-06-13 |
the two definitions (general Personal Computer, or IBM-compatible) always co-existed in different contexts. aside - even though Apple ads really drove the Macs Vs PCs thing - before they went Intel, Apple computers used to have IBM PowerPC architecture processors.
ah i see, thank you! |
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ohshit604
lemmy.halstead.host
ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.hostJoined: 2026-07-18 |
Having used a Mac in a professional technical field for almost 20 years these threads are always fun. “It’s locked down! It’s an OS for babies! You can’t do anything with it! Mac users are stupid noobs!”
I mean, no other OS needs a “Genius Bar” to troubleshoot and repair the most basic of issues. |
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ElDuderino
lemmus.org
ElDuderino@lemmus.org Joined: 2026-08-13 |
Do they not teach them how to use computers in school anymore? When I was in school, they had a class to teach basic computer skills.
Schools stopped teaching basic computer skills in the 2010s. The assumption was, that since technology is becoming ubiquitous, that the kids would already know the basics. |
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Boomer Humor Doomergod
lemmy.world
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-03-15 |
Well, you being professional with a Mac and the other expressions aren't mutually exclusive 😁
Guess the 75-80% of other folks I work with are stupid noobs for using a Mac and never did anything because it was so locked down. |
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resipsaloquitur
lemmy.cafe
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe Joined: 2026-04-14 |
“It’s locked down! It’s an OS for babies! You can’t do anything with it! Mac users are stupid noobs!” I mean, no other OS needs a “Genius Bar” to troubleshoot and repair the most basic of issues.
Yes. I never once got a call at midnight from my mom to help her fix a printing problem when she used windows. 🙄 |
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boonhet
lemmy.zip
boonhet@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-12 |
Frankly, I don't think these clowns get to decide what is and isn't Unix. As far as I'm concerned modern Unix is Linux, BSD and all their successors, including Apple, PlayStation and Nintendo (I believe they're BSD based) Unix itself, is an ancient and mostly dead standard. Although I do hope for better Linux & BSD compatibility in the future.
Frankly, you're wrong. Linux isn't UNIX and doesn't even pretend to be. Rather than calling it such, I think it's more useful to just forget about UNIX, which was a proprietary OS to begin with. Of course the owners of the trademark get to decide who gets to use it. If you have to call Linux something other than Linux, you can always call it POSIX compliant, which it mostly is (MacOS however is actually certified here too). |
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Xatolos
reddthat.com
Xatolos@reddthat.comJoined: 2023-06-30 |
Guess the 75-80% of other folks I work with are stupid noobs for using a Mac and never did anything because it was so locked down.
What do you do with a Mac? |
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Arthur Besse
lemmy.ml
cypherpunks@lemmy.mlJoined: 2022-01-17 |
It actually was their slogan back then. Until they noticed people are dumb and easily manipulatable
which period "back then" are you referring to? 1976 maybe? the Apple I was affordable (at just $666.66 😄) compared to other kits at the time, but the Apple II (1977) cost more than twice what a TRS-80 did and afaik since then Apple has always positioned itself as a premium brand. i don't recall them ever having a comparative-price-related marketing slogan or campaign, but maybe i'm forgetting something? |
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Xatolos
reddthat.com
Xatolos@reddthat.comJoined: 2023-06-30 |
still certified Unix, tho.
And? |
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explodIng_lIme
lemmy.world
explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-06 |
Having used a Mac in a professional technical field for almost 20 years these threads are always fun. “It’s locked down! It’s an OS for babies! You can’t do anything with it! Mac users are stupid noobs!”
All the developers at the place I work have MBPs. Apple silicon and long battery life are pretty great. I think people forget that Mac had a package manager long before winget existed and that a lot of unix code runs fine on macOS |
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samus12345
sh.itjust.works
samus12345@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-03 |
It actually was their slogan back then which period "back then" are you referring to? 1976 maybe? the Apple I was affordable (at just $666.66 😄) compared to other kits at the time, but the Apple II (1977) cost more than twice what a TRS-80 did and afaik since then Apple has always positioned itself as a premium brand. i don't recall them ever having a comparative-price-related marketing slogan ...
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samus12345
sh.itjust.works
samus12345@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-03 |
I blame Apple for making the Zoomers as tech illiterate as the Boomers
Definitely not just Apple's fault. Pretty much all companies obfuscated how file systems work. |
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samus12345
sh.itjust.works
samus12345@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-03 |
Schools stopped teaching basic computer skills in the 2010s. The assumption was, that since technology is becoming ubiquitous, that the kids would already know the basics.
That was a big mistake. Although it's exactly what the tech companies want. |
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Boomer Humor Doomergod
lemmy.world
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-03-15 |
What do you do with a Mac?
I’ve done everything from Java test fixtures to Golang app development to building POC architectures in Docker. Right now I’m testing database failover scenarios in Kubernetes. |
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Maya S. Trojan
piefed.blahaj.zone
maya_s_trojan@piefed.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2026-10-12 |
And? Its like saying "it has the wifis". Great, its UNIX certified, how does that effect me in my daily computer usage? How has that made it its killer feature? How does that make it people should stop using Linux of anything else?
it means the CLI has about 70% of the same stuff that Linux has in its CLI i personally find it very useful as it makes scripting for macos easier since its so much closer to bash |
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ElDuderino
lemmus.org
ElDuderino@lemmus.org Joined: 2026-08-13 |
That was a big mistake. Although it's exactly what the tech companies want.
It was. I'm thinking about running for School Board to bring back actual computer classes. |
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sunsofold
lemmy.zip
sunsofold@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-06-09 |
Can we stop clustering early Gen Z and late Gen Z into one group? They are vastly different. But to stay on topic: blame all of tech
Almost like the 'generations' are clusters as imaginary as races and we should all stop pretending they're real. |
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