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SwooshBakery624 [they/them]
programming.dev
SwooshBakery624@programming.dev Joined: 2024-11-23 |
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Joe
discuss.tchncs.de
jbloggs777@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-07-07 |
Someone is an optimist... Why photoshop an XKCD comic? |
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Ignotum
lemmy.world
ignotum@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
Someone is an optimist... Why photoshop an XKCD comic?
I assume they mean the new standard, good or bad as it might be, simply isn't adopted, so we are still stuck with the 14 bad ones Edit: I misread it, but this would also make for a good variation of the original :P |
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stormdelay
sh.itjust.works
stormdelay@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-23 |
I assume they mean the new standard, good or bad as it might be, simply isn't adopted, so we are still stuck with the 14 bad ones Edit: I misread it, but this would also make for a good variation of the original :P
I read it more like the new, better standard is never developed because someone used the real xkcd as an argument against making the new standard |
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apotheotic (she/her)
beehaw.org
apotheotic@beehaw.orgJoined: 2023-07-11 |
Someone is an optimist... Why photoshop an XKCD comic?
"Why Photoshop an XKCD comic?" because they were making a point directly related to the XKCD comic? |
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Eheran
lemmy.world
Eheran@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-26 |
I read it more like the new, better standard is never developed because someone used the real xkcd as an argument against making the new standard
I have another way to see it: There is a good new standard but the bad old ones stick around. Like Torx, there is still a ton of Philips etc. |
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Ignotum
lemmy.world
ignotum@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
I read it more like the new, better standard is never developed because someone used the real xkcd as an argument against making the new standard
Oh wow yeah not sure how i didn't notice that she responds with the original comic, you're absolutely right |
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UiUiUiUiUi
piefed.nl
UiUiUiUiUi@piefed.nlJoined: 2026-09-24 |
Meanwhile everyone is using Discord (still after Chinese funding, enshittification, age verification) A fringe moved to non federated options Fluxer Haven Stoat Matrix is too expensive to host, xmpp has no clients to use IRC can’t even edit a message. |
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ryannathans
aussie.zone
ryannathans@aussie.zoneJoined: 2023-09-20 |
Meanwhile everyone is using Discord (still after Chinese funding, enshittification, age verification) A fringe moved to non federated options Fluxer Haven Stoat Matrix is too expensive to host, xmpp has no clients to use IRC can’t even edit a message.
Why is matrix expensive? |
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lepinkainen
lemmy.world
lepinkainen@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-11-26 |
Why is matrix expensive?
If someone uploads a photo or video, the server hosts it and sends to everyone. Expensive |
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ik5pvx
lemmy.world
ik5pvx@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-23 |
Meanwhile everyone is using Discord (still after Chinese funding, enshittification, age verification) A fringe moved to non federated options Fluxer Haven Stoat Matrix is too expensive to host, xmpp has no clients to use IRC can’t even edit a message.
you say that like if it were a bad thing |
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AwesomeLowlander
sh.itjust.works
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-07-12 |
If someone uploads a photo or video, the server hosts it and sends to everyone. Expensive
Isn't that how it's supposed to work? What's the alternate model? |
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JohnEdwa
sopuli.xyz
JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2023-06-12 |
I have another way to see it: There is a good new standard but the bad old ones stick around. Like Torx, there is still a ton of Philips etc.
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HerbGrower
slrpnk.net
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net Joined: 2026-07-09 |
If someone uploads a photo or video, the server hosts it and sends to everyone. Expensive
Can you choose to host it without video and limited image size? |
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Signtist
bookwyr.me
Signtist@bookwyr.meJoined: 2025-06-27 |
I assume they mean the new standard, good or bad as it might be, simply isn't adopted, so we are still stuck with the 14 bad ones Edit: I misread it, but this would also make for a good variation of the original :P
Pretty sure it's trying to say these people would have maybe made a better standard, but didn't try because they read the original comic and didn't want to make a 15th shitty standard. |
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Flipper
feddit.org
Flipper@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-23 |
Can you choose to host it without video and limited image size?
You can limit upload size. |
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nastronot
lemmy.zip
nastronot@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-10-15 |
Fediverse is better at everything except onboarding. The access methods are complicated and ill explained for users who expect an app and simple signup. Regular users have no idea what an instance is. Even people who are TRYING to join the fediverse willingly pile in lemmy.world because it’s the default on most apps. There needs to be a round robin assigner to instances that opt in in order to spread users around who don’t care which general instance they join. The fediverse feels like old internet which I like but is also a barrier to people just looking for easy alternatives. |
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nkk
programming.dev
nkk@programming.dev Joined: 2025-09-22 |
Isn't that how it's supposed to work? What's the alternate model?
I think they meant each server hosts the same files, not just the home server. Here's how Fluxer plans on doing it: https://fluxer.app/blog/roadmap-2026#why-polyproto-and-not-matrix |
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db2
lemmy.world
db2@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-29 |
Why use two different 4 fonts though |
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RushLana
piefed.blahaj.zone
RushLana@piefed.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2025-12-01 |
I hate the original "14 standards" xkcd comic with a passion. I'm happy that multiple DE exist, I love having multiple choice for my init system (and I say this while liking a lot of what systemD offer), bootloader, text editor, etc... |
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Glitterkoe
lemmy.world
Glitterkoe@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-26 |
Fediverse is better at everything except onboarding. The access methods are complicated and ill explained for users who expect an app and simple signup. Regular users have no idea what an instance is. Even people who are TRYING to join the fediverse willingly pile in lemmy.world because it’s the default on most apps. There needs to be a round robin assigner to instances that opt in in order to ...
Onboarding is the same as for email, which most people seem to pass just fine. Fedi instance is analogous to an email provider. I would even vouch to move from the ' instance' hosting-based terminology to the ' provider' user-centric terminology. IMO it's the content discovery across instances and the subtler implications of your chosen provider that are harder to grasp. |
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nastronot
lemmy.zip
nastronot@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-10-15 |
Onboarding is the same as for email, which most people seem to pass just fine. Fedi instance is analogous to an email provider. I would even vouch to move from the ' instance' hosting-based terminology to the ' provider' user-centric terminology. IMO it's the content discovery across instances and the subtler implications of your chosen provider that are harder to grasp.
Normies tend to stick with the first email they are signed up for. For a lot of younger Gen Z email is a non factor. |
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villainy
lemmy.world
villainy@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-03 |
Onboarding is the same as for email, which most people seem to pass just fine. Fedi instance is analogous to an email provider. I would even vouch to move from the ' instance' hosting-based terminology to the ' provider' user-centric terminology. IMO it's the content discovery across instances and the subtler implications of your chosen provider that are harder to grasp.
The average person has Gmail or Apple Mail because that's what their phone had them set up, or (unfortunately) just uses their work email for everything. They're not out there weighing alternatives. |
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UiUiUiUiUi
piefed.nl
UiUiUiUiUi@piefed.nlJoined: 2026-09-24 |
IRC can’t even edit a message. you say that like if it were a bad thing
*You say that as if it were a bad thing. |
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Ephera
lemmy.ml
Ephera@lemmy.ml Joined: 2020-05-31 |
Why use two different 4 fonts though
I genuinely thought it was a reference to the other four thing currently happening... |
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DeadDigger
lemmy.zip
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-08-24 |
I hate the original "14 standards" xkcd comic with a passion. People should try shit and see if it works, if multiple standards works then compatibility layers/bridges will also be built. I'm happy that multiple DE exist, I love having multiple choice for my init system (and I say this while liking a lot of what systemD offer), bootloader, text editor, etc...
See you have to be careful because with that approach you can get a USB c situation |
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prettybunnys
piefed.social
prettybunnys@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-10 |
See you have to be careful because with that approach you can get a USB c situation
ONE PLUG FOR EVERYTHING. just hope the plug has the right pinout, and the cable the right capacity. |
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defiance
lemmy.ml
defiance@lemmy.ml Joined: 2026-10-05 |
See you have to be careful because with that approach you can get a USB c situation
Consider me ignorant but whats the USB-C situation ? |
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MousePotatoDoesStuff
piefed.social
MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social Joined: 2026-04-22 |
Meanwhile everyone is using Discord (still after Chinese funding, enshittification, age verification) A fringe moved to non federated options Fluxer Haven Stoat Matrix is too expensive to host, xmpp has no clients to use IRC can’t even edit a message.
That reminds me, I should try to set up a Bolt bridge for my Discord-Stoat server pair again. |
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Ginny [they/she]
lemmy.blahaj.zone
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-16 |
Meanwhile everyone is using Discord (still after Chinese funding, enshittification, age verification) A fringe moved to non federated options Fluxer Haven Stoat Matrix is too expensive to host, xmpp has no clients to use IRC can’t even edit a message.
Editing messages is for cowards. Just dno't make mistake. |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
ONE PLUG FOR EVERYTHING. just hope the plug has the right pinout, and the cable the right capacity.
that explains my fucking headlight what is refusing to charge about 25%. slapped a better cable on there and it's getting up to 50% now. i just want it to last 60 miles dammit. |
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Johanno
feddit.org
Johanno@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-23 |
Consider me ignorant but whats the USB-C situation ?
I am guessing that they are referring to the situation, that while all usb-c can be connected to each other you can have very different ones. Fast data transfer and slow. 10 watt and 100 watt and so on |
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defiance
lemmy.ml
defiance@lemmy.ml Joined: 2026-10-05 |
I am guessing that they are referring to the situation, that while all usb-c can be connected to each other you can have very different ones. Fast data transfer and slow. 10 watt and 100 watt and so on
Fair enough, but isnt most of that circumvented by getting good cables ? Tbh USB-C was a godsend I bought in early but I prefer having to grapple wether my cables are up to par than if I have a fitting one at all :D |
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Johanno
feddit.org
Johanno@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-23 |
Fair enough, but isnt most of that circumvented by getting good cables ? Tbh USB-C was a godsend I bought in early but I prefer having to grapple wether my cables are up to par than if I have a fitting one at all :D
I find the current situation much better than having 33 usb standards and a cable for each and 99 adapters.... So yes it is better. Every usbc cable will work (also I think there are less "power only" cables now) |
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anton
lemmy.blahaj.zone
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-24 |
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kus
programming.dev
kus@programming.dev Joined: 2026-10-05 |
I find the current situation much better than having 33 usb standards and a cable for each and 99 adapters.... So yes it is better. Every usbc cable will work (also I think there are less "power only" cables now)
Yes, the current situation with a baseline is definitely better than what it was before. |
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Marcela (she/her)
lemmy.blahaj.zone
marcela@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-06-08 |
What's wrong with XMPP? |
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Scoopta
programming.dev
Scoopta@programming.devJoined: 2023-06-29 |
Meanwhile everyone is using Discord (still after Chinese funding, enshittification, age verification) A fringe moved to non federated options Fluxer Haven Stoat Matrix is too expensive to host, xmpp has no clients to use IRC can’t even edit a message.
There are plenty of XMPP clients out there that work great... finding one that supports all the features you actually care about...now that's the hard part. XMPP has too many opt in extensions and it's very hit and miss with clients |
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grrgyle
slrpnk.net
grrgyle@slrpnk.netJoined: 2024-03-18 |
More standards! A million standards! A kaleidescope of possibilities, for every preference |
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zod000
lemmy.dbzer0.com
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-08-12 |
If someone uploads a photo or video, the server hosts it and sends to everyone. Expensive
Just don't federate, it isn't expensive then! |
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jdr
lemmy.ml
jdr@lemmy.ml Joined: 2021-07-28 |
What's wrong with XMPP?
Nobody to talk to |
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Marcela (she/her)
lemmy.blahaj.zone
marcela@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-06-08 |
Nobody to talk to
Seriously. Is this a protocol issue? |
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Kangae_Hishiryo
scribe.disroot.org
Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.orgJoined: 2026-04-13 |
There are plenty of XMPP clients out there that work great... finding one that supports all the features you actually care about...now that's the hard part. XMPP has too many opt in extensions and it's very hit and miss with clients
The problem is that the only one XEP that could allow for a Discord-like UX (XEP-0503: Server-Side Spaces) that, let's admit, is the best one for many (I, in example, prefer that UX over the IRC or plain contacts + MUCs list UX [like, the WhatsApp, Signal, Telegram or most XMPP clients), is only actually used in one client (Movim), and only other one has discussed implementing it (Gajim, that has something like a Client-Side Spaces impl that is really prone to break up), has only done that, discuss it. And why it's a Discord-like UX better, in my opinion? Because it allows for more structured, focused and topic-based conversation and discussion. That's why that UX has gotten so popular among not only gamers, but also among students, freelancers, creative groups, or even scientists and companies. It's less prone to become a mess than a plain list where everything is mixed up. |
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Eheran
lemmy.world
Eheran@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-26 |
That's the normal version.
I know. Hence the change, there can be good standards but they do not magically make the others disappear. |
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Kangae_Hishiryo
scribe.disroot.org
Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.orgJoined: 2026-04-13 |
See you have to be careful because with that approach you can get a USB c situation
One thing is that, another thing is centralisation around a rigid and, sometimes, even badly aged standard just because of "you shouldn't create any more standards!". New standards should absolutely be created because that means that there are more options for different profiles, and also that there will be more chances for the issues on existing standards to be addressed. |
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Kangae_Hishiryo
scribe.disroot.org
Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.orgJoined: 2026-04-13 |
Based |
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Kangae_Hishiryo
scribe.disroot.org
Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.orgJoined: 2026-04-13 |
What's wrong with XMPP?
It evolves too slow. I mean, in so much less time, Matrix has just got better. Meanwhile, essential XEPs for modern usability (as the 0503) are undervalued because they're all old and rigid people who refuse do to (justified) changes. |
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Eheran
lemmy.world
Eheran@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-26 |
that explains my fucking headlight what is refusing to charge about 25%. slapped a better cable on there and it's getting up to 50% now. i just want it to last 60 miles dammit.
That's not on USB C mate. Shitty products will always exist. Like some can only be powered/charged from USB A to C, not C to C, since they didn't add a resistor to the CC line. A microscopic sub 1 cent part. |
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Eheran
lemmy.world
Eheran@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-26 |
Editing messages is for cowards. Just dno't make mistake.
Hahaha |
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Marcela (she/her)
lemmy.blahaj.zone
marcela@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-06-08 |
It evolves too slow. I mean, in so much less time, Matrix has just got better. Meanwhile, essential XEPs for modern usability (as the 0503) are undervalued because they're all old and rigid people who refuse do to (justified) changes.
Interesting.
AFAIK Matrix still has the same decryption issues. I won't go into all of its other criticism (unless the thread goes that way). But I have observed that Movim for instance has matured a lot over the past year. It now has communities and has added many other user experience features. |
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Kangae_Hishiryo
scribe.disroot.org
Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.orgJoined: 2026-04-13 |
essential XEPs for modern usability (as the 0503) are undervalued Interesting. in so much less time, Matrix has just got better. AFAIK Matrix still has the same decryption issues. I won't go into all of its other criticism (unless the thread goes that way). But I have observed that Movim for instance has matured a lot over the past year. It now has communities and has added many other user expe...
Yeah, but Movim (and Gajim) are the exception that confirms the rule. Movim do implement that XEP, at least, but Gajim has only been discussing it for a while without any real conclusion. In short, this comment Edit: But yeah, the Olm/Megolm issue hasn't been properly addressed, but as for the other features they look like they're speedrunning while doing them just right. |
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