Lol.

Going through a Red Light (after a complete stop) at 3am in a desolate area when you are the only car on the road.

Also depends on the type of Brown Rice. We have one now, that cooks the same as white, but I bought one before that had a super thick hard casing and even after an hour of boiling it was still crunchy

You can wash sheets on the towel setting.

Going through a Red Light (after a complete stop) at 3am in a desolate area when you are the only car on the road.

Definitely look both ways and be cautious. Anyone who has seen The Mexican knows what I mean.

Going through a Red Light (after a complete stop) at 3am in a desolate area when you are the only car on the road.m

There will always be a cop watching that intersection. Do so at your own peril. I’d end up shot.

Yeah but then your sheets will be extra absorbent and you’ll get dry skin.

People use those settings? It all goes through the heavy soiled gauntlet for me

Fine? Sure. But the proper setting, especially on a higher end rice cooker, will result in better rice.

For EU folks: the Eco setting actually cleans the most thoughly

Maybe others don't heavily soil their sheets

The true rebel we need in these times.

Or even just a red light cam.

Live a little

I ordered a cake for my birthday that said Happy 29th. I'm 40, they didn't even check my ID or anything.

I had to put all my stuff in storage then move across the country recently. I did not bring my cuckoo rice cooker with me, and damn I didn't realize how spoilled I've gotten. The rice I'm cooking in a cheap one just isn't as good. I think it is over-cooking the rice, but it's actually hard to dial in

No, you misunderstand: They're washing by passing their stuff through gauntlets.

well, if you have kids...

Happy belated 29th birthday! What, I'm not checkin your ID, either

Having children makes you shit the bed‽ 😲 I don't think I want any of those then.

Ah, that makes so much sense now!

To be clear though, the arcade machines or the gloves?

Fuck ‘em, and their law

that is probably making your clothes age out faster than they need to (and takes longer and uses more power/water).

I'm mostly riffing on the mr lovestein comic, I don't actually do that

Bro is just doing shit

I've heard great things about the Cuckoos, my little Zojirushi is perfect though.

this reminds me of how my friend recently used our entire allotment of coffee grounds to dial in the coffee maker at the place we were staying

ten probably hungover people the morning after a wedding, and this guy used all the grounds to make end up with 2/3 of a pot of coffee, then dipped before anyone else but me woke up

love the guy, but that was not what I wanted to enter the kitchen to see

Like gauntlets without fingertips? Driving gauntlets?

And I recognize that Zojirushi pot, so it definitely can make good rice.

I assume it was supposed to be "thoroughly" but I like "thoughly", it should be a word.

The maniacs will sell you the cake even if it's nowhere near close to your birthday.

“I have a dream that my four little cups of rice […] will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their macronutrients.”

I've been in this exact 3am situation. Good thing I didn't have time to actually make it into the intersection, because I would have absolutely been destroyed by the semi that came out of fucking nowhere going 20 mph over the limit.

A dirty gauntlet at that. Not sure how that helps for laundry, but everyone has their own process.

You don’t need a fancy slow cooker, you can use an oven to slow cook multiple things at once, or really big things. Oven-slow-cooked turkey is great (if you like turkey, anyway).

Life, really.

Hmm. You didn't mention how belated. This all checks out.

I use the bulky setting for sheets, blankets, and towels (probably similar to towel setting) not because it washes differently, it doesn’t, but because it has different thresholds to consider the load balanced during spin, and spins it to different speeds. I want my washer to last, so I use it properly with big heavy stuff.

I also use the sanitary setting when I wash underpants and post-bidet towels, but that’s because it superheats the water. Everything else gets washed on tap cold, regular cycle.

I wash clothes when the hamper is full, about once every two weeks. Everything together (except whites) longest wash, hot water.

Whatever comes out the other side goes back in the closet for the next round.

People make a big deal about buying clothes, washing clothes, folding clothes, organizing closets, matching clothes, shoes, belts, accessories, brands, who wears what when, blah, blah, blah.

Weather and society permitting, I wouldn't even wear clothes. Fuck clothes.

You can put cinnamon rolls in a waffle maker to make instant cinnamon roll waffles.

Brown rice takes longer to cook I thought? My life is a lie.

I've literally never had an issue not separating laundry. Years of mixed loads never any colours bled, I thought the whole thing was a myth.

Last week I washed a red dress of my wife's with whites, and all my shirts came out pink like a sitcom. It's real people.

That looks like a higher end zujirushi rice cooker which is probably why it came oot fine even with the wrong setting.

It's an older cake, but it checks out.

unless you want crispy outsides on the things, then crowding the oven makes it too humid in there

They make these sheets you throw in with your mixed color loads, I think called Color Catchers or something?

Ah yes and then the next bag is at a different level of roast and freshness and must be re-dialed in again

Oooh damn, I thought cuckoo was an adjective but it's a brand name.

https://cuckooamerica.com/collections/rice-cookers

Damn you people are wealthy or just really really love your rice.

Preheating your pizza for a frozen pizza

You can use vinegar to set dyes.

Red dye is particularly hard to set unless the Dyer knows and cares to do it

The dumb shit you learn when you date someone who does historically accurate recreation events....

I bought my Zorirushi at Goodwill for $7.99.

And yes, I love my rice.