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Broadfern lemmy.world Broadfern@lemmy.world
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They forgot to seal the vents and doors with cement.

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Sanctus anarchist.nexus Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
Joined: 2025-09-08
#3 · Quote Reply

Okay but have we tried this? Can we? Please?

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TropicalDingdong lemmy.world TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
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Get back in your hole. Are you too good for your hole?

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Reygle lemmy.world Reygle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#5 · Quote Reply

I still think it's preferable to eat them.

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Owl mander.xyz BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-09
#6 · Quote Reply

New elites would just take their place

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алсааас [she/her] lemmy.dbzer0.com alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-17
#7 · Quote Reply

That's.... not how capitalism works 😐

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BrickEater lemmy.world BrickEater@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-30
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Can't we just kill them instead? That would solve the whole getting out issue, AND they've already built cute little tombs to use as well

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I2jgwh0hYtxrCZQ lemmy.sdf.org I2jgwh0hYtxrCZQ@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-27
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Sounds a bit like The Defenders (Phillip K. Dick)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Defenders_(short_story)

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spittingimage lemmy.world spittingimage@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#10 · Quote Reply

That's.... not how capitalism works 😐

But isn't it a beautiful dream?

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tiredofsametab fedia.io tiredofsametab@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-08-14
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I love the idea, but the billionaires know they're on a timer with regard to staff loyalty and will actively be monitoring the outside world to get out as quickly as possible. In a completely unrelated matter, I think we might have some good spots for building giant concrete structures to contain future radioactive waste...

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jack_of_sandwich lemmy.sdf.org jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-12
#12 · Quote Reply

The trick is to brick up their bunkers from the outside once they've taken themselves inside.

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Goodeye8 piefed.social Goodeye8@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-05
#13 · Quote Reply

That's.... not how capitalism works 😐

Do you want to expand on that statement?

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davidgro lemmy.world davidgro@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#14 · Quote Reply

Do you want to expand on that statement?

As a commenter in a different post put it: Remember when Brian Thompson was killed and UnitedHealthcare suddenly dissolved?

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ObjectivityIncarnate lemmy.world damnedfurry@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-22
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There will always be people who are the smartest and/or shrewdest and/or most ambitious and/or luckiest, in a population. "Just get rid of the people who currently have the most wealth" is extraordinarily naive.

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SpaceNoodle lemmy.world SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#16 · Quote Reply

I still think it's preferable to eat them.

I dunno, they probably would taste like shit. Are you familiar with composting?

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Goodeye8 piefed.social Goodeye8@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-05
#17 · Quote Reply

As a commenter in a different post put it: Remember when Brian Thompson was killed and UnitedHealthcare suddenly dissolved?

Because only one wealthy guy got killed not all of them. The meme also doesn't work when it's only Elon Musk going into the bunker.

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Catoblepas piefed.blahaj.zone Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-06
#18 · Quote Reply

As a commenter in a different post put it: Remember when Brian Thompson was killed and UnitedHealthcare suddenly dissolved?

What’s with the push lately that I’ve seen to pretend that United and other healthcare CEOs weren’t shitting bricks and hiring personal security for months after he was killed?

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Cris_Citrus (he/him <3) piefed.zip Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-26
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There will always be people who are the smartest and/or shrewdest and/or most ambitious and/or luckiest, in a population. "Just get rid of the people who currently have the most wealth" is extraordinarily naive.

Structural solutions are important!

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njm1314 lemmy.world njm1314@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
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Because only one wealthy guy got killed not all of them. The meme also doesn't work when it's only Elon Musk going into the bunker.

I'm okay with testing that one. Let's lock Elon Musk in a bunker for 10 years. You know for science

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Reygle lemmy.world Reygle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
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I dunno, they probably would taste like shit. Are you familiar with composting?

That would be what we do with the bones when we're done sucking out the marrow.

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Little_mouse lemmy.ca Little_mouse@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-16
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There will always be people who are the smartest and/or shrewdest and/or most ambitious and/or luckiest, in a population. "Just get rid of the people who currently have the most wealth" is extraordinarily naive.

There's kind of a difference between "whoever happens to be wealthiest at the moment" and "The 0.001% of the population that is three times wealthier than the bottom 50% of humanity combined."

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ObjectivityIncarnate lemmy.world damnedfurry@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-22
#23 · (edited) Quote Reply

Structural solutions are important!

Massive understatement—they're actually the only things that could truly be "solutions" at all in anything approaching long-term.

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ObjectivityIncarnate lemmy.world damnedfurry@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-22
#24 · Quote Reply

There's kind of a difference between "whoever happens to be wealthiest at the moment" and "The 0.001% of the population that is three times wealthier than the bottom 50% of humanity combined."

Over the long term, there really isn't. Outside of a government imposing tyranny-tier control over everyone's wealth, wealth inequality happens naturally, and inevitably, and the gap widens similarly.

What's more important is making sure that even the poorest among us can have a decent standard of living. After all, if you waved a magic wand and now everyone in the US, for example, was earning $75,000 a year minimum, no one would be in poverty, right? And yet the size of the 'wealth gap' between the wealthiest and the $75k 'minimum earners' would effectively be identical; the gap between $0 and billions is basically the same as the gap between $75k and billions.

Toppling the wealthiest just because they're the wealthiest isn't going to solve any of the actual problems (especially when politicians get bribed for relatively-measly five figure sums, etc.).

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untorquer quokk.au untorquer@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-12-03
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I dunno, they probably would taste like shit. Are you familiar with composting?

Yeah that's what they said, peat them

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huppakee piefed.social huppakee@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-07
#26 · Quote Reply

Can't we just kill them instead? That would solve the whole getting out issue, AND they've already built cute little tombs to use as well

Considering the housing crises in many places, maybe it would be better to just leave their bodies in the forest

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huppakee piefed.social huppakee@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-07
#27 · Quote Reply

New elites would just take their place

They will also be told the world is about to end

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abbotsbury lemmy.world abbotsbury@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-10
#28 · Quote Reply

What’s with the push lately that I’ve seen to pretend that United and other healthcare CEOs weren’t shitting bricks and hiring personal security for months after he was killed?

They didn't say CEOs weren't scared

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M137 lemmy.world M137@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-05
#29 · Quote Reply

"billionairs"

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Fedizen lemmy.world Fedizen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
#30 · Quote Reply

The trick is to brick up their bunkers from the outside once they've taken themselves inside.

And cut the power so the sump pumps fail. Block up the air vents. They will get sent off like the pharaohs.

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Catoblepas piefed.blahaj.zone Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-06
#31 · Quote Reply

They didn't say CEOs weren't scared

Right, they’re just using the idea that a single killing didn’t immediately result in the collapse of the for-profit healthcare system to imply that resistance (violent and nonviolent) is futile.

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elbucho lemmy.world elbucho@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
#32 · Quote Reply

There will always be people who are the smartest and/or shrewdest and/or most ambitious and/or luckiest, in a population. "Just get rid of the people who currently have the most wealth" is extraordinarily naive.

Ok. But what if we keep doing it? It's good for the environment, and it's a great source of steady employment opportunities.

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ThisUsernameKillsFascists piefed.social ThisUsernameKillsFascists@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-02-02
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Over the long term, there really isn't. Outside of a government imposing tyranny-tier control over everyone's wealth, wealth inequality happens naturally, and inevitably, and the gap widens similarly. What's more important is making sure that even the poorest among us can have a decent standard of living. After all, if you waved a magic wand and now everyone in the US, for example, was earning ...

Except that the only way you get everyone a baseline income of $75k is by taking it from the billionaires, thus reducing the gap much more substantially

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Katana314 lemmy.world Katana314@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-09
#34 · Quote Reply

Okay but have we tried this? Can we? Please?

Fallout S1 reveals what would really happen.

Tap for spoiler

Incontent with their underground paradise, they go out and obliterate all forms of civilization that aren’t them.

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davidgro lemmy.world davidgro@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#35 · Quote Reply

What’s with the push lately that I’ve seen to pretend that United and other healthcare CEOs weren’t shitting bricks and hiring personal security for months after he was killed?

Well yeah, of course. More relevantly, I even heard their insurance approval rate shifted positive... For a few months anyway. But If it's not back down already I assume it will be eventually. The profit pressure is still there.

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toynbee piefed.social toynbee@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-09-12
#36 · Quote Reply

Have you guys seen Back to the Future?

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OBJECTION! lemmy.ml Objection@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-04-30
#37 · Quote Reply

As a commenter in a different post put it: Remember when Brian Thompson was killed and UnitedHealthcare suddenly dissolved?

No, but I do remember when Brian Thompson was killed and UnitedHealthcare started granting a bunch of claims to the point that shareholders sued them over it, at least until the heat died down. In that time, countless lives were saved.

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OBJECTION! lemmy.ml Objection@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-04-30
#38 · Quote Reply

Over the long term, there really isn't. Outside of a government imposing tyranny-tier control over everyone's wealth, wealth inequality happens naturally, and inevitably, and the gap widens similarly. What's more important is making sure that even the poorest among us can have a decent standard of living. After all, if you waved a magic wand and now everyone in the US, for example, was earning ...

Outside of a government imposing tyranny-tier control over everyone’s wealth, wealth inequality happens naturally, and inevitably, and the gap widens similarly.

Hmm, this tyranny idea sounds pretty interesting then.

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Gandalf the Gorsed feddit.org GandalftheBlack@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-27
#39 · Quote Reply

The trick is to brick up their bunkers from the outside once they've taken themselves inside.

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Munkisquisher lemmy.nz Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2023-07-01
#40 · Quote Reply

I still think it's preferable to eat them.

Feed them to pigs, then make bacon

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Hideakikarate sh.itjust.works Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-18
#41 · Quote Reply

The trick is to brick up their bunkers from the outside once they've taken themselves inside.

Ah, the ol' "Cask of Amontillado" trick.

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HugeNerd lemmy.ca HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-06
#42 · Quote Reply

It's spelled "catastrophe" and if you think somehow sustaining 8+ billion people is going to be any different with or without billionaires, you have a child's grasp of how the world works.

Because you are now assuming everyone's just going to become a cyclist vegan living in densified 300 sq ft condos doing their communal laundry every two weeks with recycled bath water.

You see that happening?

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gmtom lemmy.world gmtom@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-26
#43 · Quote Reply

As much as I like the idea of locking billionaires away; the system that created them would still remain, their companies would still exist and there would still be plenty of unfeeling psychopaths with nothing but greed in their hearts.

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Deacon lemmy.world deacon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#44 · Quote Reply

Okay but have we tried this? Can we? Please?

Before we build I have some notes based on the failure mode the tweet exposes.

  1. Why would the vault door be built in such a way that it can be reopened? Seems like over-engineering to me
  2. This thing doesn’t need to be sustainable for 10 years, it just needs to look like it will be. 10 days is more than enough for our purposes I should think
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ChilledPeppers lemmy.dbzer0.com ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-02-14
#45 · Quote Reply

Fallout S1 reveals what would really happen. ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler Incontent with their underground paradise, they go out and obliterate all forms of civilization that aren’t them. :::

What would really happen

Other greedy fucks and power hungry people would replace them. We need a sustainable way to stop this being possible, banishing the rich by itself wont do shit.

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explodicle sh.itjust.works explodicle@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-04-11
#46 · Quote Reply

Have you guys seen Back to the Future?

could we have one thread where we don't talk about President Tannen please

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Trainguyrom reddthat.com Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-06-10
#47 · Quote Reply

It's spelled "catastrophe" and if you think somehow sustaining 8+ billion people is going to be any different with or without billionaires, you have a child's grasp of how the world works. Because you are now assuming everyone's just going to become a cyclist vegan living in densified 300 sq ft condos doing their communal laundry every two weeks with recycled bath water. You see that happening?

Because you are now assuming everyone’s just going to become a cyclist vegan living in densified 300 sq ft condos doing their communal laundry every two weeks with recycled bath water.

Except simply requiring remote work to be an option for all jobs where its feasible will significantly reduce pollution as we all observed in Q2 of 2020

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abbotsbury lemmy.world abbotsbury@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-10
#48 · Quote Reply

Right, they’re just using the idea that a single killing didn’t immediately result in the collapse of the for-profit healthcare system to imply that resistance (violent and nonviolent) is futile.

No, you're inferring that while trying to lump them with an unrelated group of people.

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Protoknuckles lemmy.world Protoknuckles@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-17
#49 · Quote Reply

Because you are now assuming everyone’s just going to become a cyclist vegan living in densified 300 sq ft condos doing their communal laundry every two weeks with recycled bath water. Except simply requiring remote work to be an option for all jobs where its feasible will significantly reduce pollution as we all observed in Q2 of 2020

Also limiting fossil fuel use for energy and shipping overall.

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toynbee piefed.social toynbee@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-09-12
#50 · Quote Reply

could we have one thread where we don't talk about President Tannen please

Sorry.

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jonesey71 lemmus.org jonesey71@lemmus.org
Joined: 2025-03-21
#51 · Quote Reply

As much as I like the idea of locking billionaires away; the system that created them would still remain, their companies would still exist and there would still be plenty of unfeeling psychopaths with nothing but greed in their hearts.

Don't let the best be the enemy of good. Lets start with the villains we know. I can kill/imprison the rest later.

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