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not_IO
lemmy.blahaj.zone
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2024-12-06 Banned |
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Broadfern
lemmy.world
Broadfern@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-03 |
They forgot to seal the vents and doors with cement. |
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Sanctus
anarchist.nexus
Sanctus@anarchist.nexusJoined: 2025-09-08 |
Okay but have we tried this? Can we? Please? |
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TropicalDingdong
lemmy.world
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-29 |
Get back in your hole. Are you too good for your hole? |
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Reygle
lemmy.world
Reygle@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
I still think it's preferable to eat them.
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Owl
mander.xyz
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyzJoined: 2023-06-09 |
New elites would just take their place |
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алсааас [she/her]
lemmy.dbzer0.com
alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2023-06-17 |
That's.... not how capitalism works 😐 |
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BrickEater
lemmy.world
BrickEater@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-30 |
Can't we just kill them instead? That would solve the whole getting out issue, AND they've already built cute little tombs to use as well |
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I2jgwh0hYtxrCZQ
lemmy.sdf.org
I2jgwh0hYtxrCZQ@lemmy.sdf.org Joined: 2023-06-27 |
Sounds a bit like The Defenders (Phillip K. Dick) |
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spittingimage
lemmy.world
spittingimage@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
That's.... not how capitalism works 😐
But isn't it a beautiful dream? |
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tiredofsametab
fedia.io
tiredofsametab@fedia.io Joined: 2024-08-14 |
I love the idea, but the billionaires know they're on a timer with regard to staff loyalty and will actively be monitoring the outside world to get out as quickly as possible. In a completely unrelated matter, I think we might have some good spots for building giant concrete structures to contain future radioactive waste... |
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jack_of_sandwich
lemmy.sdf.org
jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org Joined: 2023-06-12 |
The trick is to brick up their bunkers from the outside once they've taken themselves inside. |
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Goodeye8
piefed.social
Goodeye8@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-05 |
That's.... not how capitalism works 😐
Do you want to expand on that statement? |
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davidgro
lemmy.world
davidgro@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Do you want to expand on that statement?
As a commenter in a different post put it: Remember when Brian Thompson was killed and UnitedHealthcare suddenly dissolved? |
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ObjectivityIncarnate
lemmy.world
damnedfurry@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-22 |
There will always be people who are the smartest and/or shrewdest and/or most ambitious and/or luckiest, in a population. "Just get rid of the people who currently have the most wealth" is extraordinarily naive. |
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SpaceNoodle
lemmy.world
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
I dunno, they probably would taste like shit. Are you familiar with composting? |
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Goodeye8
piefed.social
Goodeye8@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-05 |
As a commenter in a different post put it: Remember when Brian Thompson was killed and UnitedHealthcare suddenly dissolved?
Because only one wealthy guy got killed not all of them. The meme also doesn't work when it's only Elon Musk going into the bunker. |
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Catoblepas
piefed.blahaj.zone
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2025-06-06 |
As a commenter in a different post put it: Remember when Brian Thompson was killed and UnitedHealthcare suddenly dissolved?
What’s with the push lately that I’ve seen to pretend that United and other healthcare CEOs weren’t shitting bricks and hiring personal security for months after he was killed? |
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Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)
piefed.zip
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zipJoined: 2026-02-26 |
There will always be people who are the smartest and/or shrewdest and/or most ambitious and/or luckiest, in a population. "Just get rid of the people who currently have the most wealth" is extraordinarily naive.
Structural solutions are important! |
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njm1314
lemmy.world
njm1314@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-21 |
Because only one wealthy guy got killed not all of them. The meme also doesn't work when it's only Elon Musk going into the bunker.
I'm okay with testing that one. Let's lock Elon Musk in a bunker for 10 years. You know for science |
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Reygle
lemmy.world
Reygle@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
I dunno, they probably would taste like shit. Are you familiar with composting?
That would be what we do with the bones when we're done sucking out the marrow. |
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Little_mouse
lemmy.ca
Little_mouse@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-16 |
There will always be people who are the smartest and/or shrewdest and/or most ambitious and/or luckiest, in a population. "Just get rid of the people who currently have the most wealth" is extraordinarily naive.
There's kind of a difference between "whoever happens to be wealthiest at the moment" and "The 0.001% of the population that is three times wealthier than the bottom 50% of humanity combined." |
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ObjectivityIncarnate
lemmy.world
damnedfurry@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-22 |
Structural solutions are important!
Massive understatement—they're actually the only things that could truly be "solutions" at all in anything approaching long-term. |
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ObjectivityIncarnate
lemmy.world
damnedfurry@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-22 |
There's kind of a difference between "whoever happens to be wealthiest at the moment" and "The 0.001% of the population that is three times wealthier than the bottom 50% of humanity combined."
Over the long term, there really isn't. Outside of a government imposing tyranny-tier control over everyone's wealth, wealth inequality happens naturally, and inevitably, and the gap widens similarly. What's more important is making sure that even the poorest among us can have a decent standard of living. After all, if you waved a magic wand and now everyone in the US, for example, was earning $75,000 a year minimum, no one would be in poverty, right? And yet the size of the 'wealth gap' between the wealthiest and the $75k 'minimum earners' would effectively be identical; the gap between $0 and billions is basically the same as the gap between $75k and billions. Toppling the wealthiest just because they're the wealthiest isn't going to solve any of the actual problems (especially when politicians get bribed for relatively-measly five figure sums, etc.). |
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untorquer
quokk.au
untorquer@quokk.au Joined: 2025-12-03 |
I dunno, they probably would taste like shit. Are you familiar with composting?
Yeah that's what they said, peat them |
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huppakee
piefed.social
huppakee@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-07 |
Can't we just kill them instead? That would solve the whole getting out issue, AND they've already built cute little tombs to use as well
Considering the housing crises in many places, maybe it would be better to just leave their bodies in the forest |
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huppakee
piefed.social
huppakee@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-07 |
New elites would just take their place
They will also be told the world is about to end |
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abbotsbury
lemmy.world
abbotsbury@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-10 |
What’s with the push lately that I’ve seen to pretend that United and other healthcare CEOs weren’t shitting bricks and hiring personal security for months after he was killed?
They didn't say CEOs weren't scared |
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M137
lemmy.world
M137@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-09-05 |
"billionairs" |
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Fedizen
lemmy.world
Fedizen@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
The trick is to brick up their bunkers from the outside once they've taken themselves inside.
And cut the power so the sump pumps fail. Block up the air vents. They will get sent off like the pharaohs. |
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Catoblepas
piefed.blahaj.zone
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2025-06-06 |
They didn't say CEOs weren't scared
Right, they’re just using the idea that a single killing didn’t immediately result in the collapse of the for-profit healthcare system to imply that resistance (violent and nonviolent) is futile. |
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elbucho
lemmy.world
elbucho@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-19 |
There will always be people who are the smartest and/or shrewdest and/or most ambitious and/or luckiest, in a population. "Just get rid of the people who currently have the most wealth" is extraordinarily naive.
Ok. But what if we keep doing it? It's good for the environment, and it's a great source of steady employment opportunities. |
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ThisUsernameKillsFascists
piefed.social
ThisUsernameKillsFascists@piefed.social Joined: 2026-02-02 |
Over the long term, there really isn't. Outside of a government imposing tyranny-tier control over everyone's wealth, wealth inequality happens naturally, and inevitably, and the gap widens similarly. What's more important is making sure that even the poorest among us can have a decent standard of living. After all, if you waved a magic wand and now everyone in the US, for example, was earning ...
Except that the only way you get everyone a baseline income of $75k is by taking it from the billionaires, thus reducing the gap much more substantially |
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Katana314
lemmy.world
Katana314@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-09 |
Okay but have we tried this? Can we? Please?
Fallout S1 reveals what would really happen. Tap for spoilerIncontent with their underground paradise, they go out and obliterate all forms of civilization that aren’t them. |
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davidgro
lemmy.world
davidgro@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
What’s with the push lately that I’ve seen to pretend that United and other healthcare CEOs weren’t shitting bricks and hiring personal security for months after he was killed?
Well yeah, of course. More relevantly, I even heard their insurance approval rate shifted positive... For a few months anyway. But If it's not back down already I assume it will be eventually. The profit pressure is still there. |
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toynbee
piefed.social
toynbee@piefed.social Joined: 2025-09-12 |
Have you guys seen Back to the Future? |
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OBJECTION!
lemmy.ml
Objection@lemmy.mlJoined: 2024-04-30 |
As a commenter in a different post put it: Remember when Brian Thompson was killed and UnitedHealthcare suddenly dissolved?
No, but I do remember when Brian Thompson was killed and UnitedHealthcare started granting a bunch of claims to the point that shareholders sued them over it, at least until the heat died down. In that time, countless lives were saved. |
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OBJECTION!
lemmy.ml
Objection@lemmy.mlJoined: 2024-04-30 |
Over the long term, there really isn't. Outside of a government imposing tyranny-tier control over everyone's wealth, wealth inequality happens naturally, and inevitably, and the gap widens similarly. What's more important is making sure that even the poorest among us can have a decent standard of living. After all, if you waved a magic wand and now everyone in the US, for example, was earning ...
Hmm, this tyranny idea sounds pretty interesting then. |
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Gandalf the Gorsed
feddit.org
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-27 |
The trick is to brick up their bunkers from the outside once they've taken themselves inside.
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Munkisquisher
lemmy.nz
Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Feed them to pigs, then make bacon |
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Hideakikarate
sh.itjust.works
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-18 |
The trick is to brick up their bunkers from the outside once they've taken themselves inside.
Ah, the ol' "Cask of Amontillado" trick. |
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HugeNerd
lemmy.ca
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-06 |
It's spelled "catastrophe" and if you think somehow sustaining 8+ billion people is going to be any different with or without billionaires, you have a child's grasp of how the world works. Because you are now assuming everyone's just going to become a cyclist vegan living in densified 300 sq ft condos doing their communal laundry every two weeks with recycled bath water. You see that happening? |
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gmtom
lemmy.world
gmtom@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-26 |
As much as I like the idea of locking billionaires away; the system that created them would still remain, their companies would still exist and there would still be plenty of unfeeling psychopaths with nothing but greed in their hearts. |
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Deacon
lemmy.world
deacon@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Okay but have we tried this? Can we? Please?
Before we build I have some notes based on the failure mode the tweet exposes.
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ChilledPeppers
lemmy.dbzer0.com
ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-02-14 |
Fallout S1 reveals what would really happen. ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler Incontent with their underground paradise, they go out and obliterate all forms of civilization that aren’t them. :::
Other greedy fucks and power hungry people would replace them. We need a sustainable way to stop this being possible, banishing the rich by itself wont do shit. |
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explodicle
sh.itjust.works
explodicle@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2024-04-11 |
Have you guys seen Back to the Future?
could we have one thread where we don't talk about President Tannen please |
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Trainguyrom
reddthat.com
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-06-10 |
It's spelled "catastrophe" and if you think somehow sustaining 8+ billion people is going to be any different with or without billionaires, you have a child's grasp of how the world works. Because you are now assuming everyone's just going to become a cyclist vegan living in densified 300 sq ft condos doing their communal laundry every two weeks with recycled bath water. You see that happening?
Except simply requiring remote work to be an option for all jobs where its feasible will significantly reduce pollution as we all observed in Q2 of 2020 |
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abbotsbury
lemmy.world
abbotsbury@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-10 |
Right, they’re just using the idea that a single killing didn’t immediately result in the collapse of the for-profit healthcare system to imply that resistance (violent and nonviolent) is futile.
No, you're inferring that while trying to lump them with an unrelated group of people. |
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Protoknuckles
lemmy.world
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-17 |
Because you are now assuming everyone’s just going to become a cyclist vegan living in densified 300 sq ft condos doing their communal laundry every two weeks with recycled bath water. Except simply requiring remote work to be an option for all jobs where its feasible will significantly reduce pollution as we all observed in Q2 of 2020
Also limiting fossil fuel use for energy and shipping overall. |
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toynbee
piefed.social
toynbee@piefed.social Joined: 2025-09-12 |
could we have one thread where we don't talk about President Tannen please
Sorry. |
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jonesey71
lemmus.org
jonesey71@lemmus.org Joined: 2025-03-21 |
As much as I like the idea of locking billionaires away; the system that created them would still remain, their companies would still exist and there would still be plenty of unfeeling psychopaths with nothing but greed in their hearts.
Don't let the best be the enemy of good. Lets start with the villains we know. I can kill/imprison the rest later. |
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