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RememberTheApollo_ lemmy.world RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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#102 · (edited) Quote Reply

The first one of the new set was ok. Slightly darker overtones.

Backing up a bit - the second trilogy had an all-star cast, yet a wooden log had more writing skill, acting ability, and charisma than the people on the screen. It was like people in a classroom being told to take turns reading out loud from the assigned book. The lack of acting and directorial skill was made up for by the abuse and overuse of CGI. Awful. I have never watched the second set since release. Lump the Boba Fett series in with this set, it was so wooden and poorly written they had to bring in the Mandalorian to rescue it.

Han Solo? Throwaway movie. Really didn’t do the character justice. Turned him into an Errol Flynn “Robin Hood”. I think everyone’s forgotten about it even existing.

The new set? Love the practical effects. Way less CGI. Awesome. But now the acting was ridiculous and over the top as were the characters. I know she gets some hate, but I think Ridley did a decent job of it with what she was given. The rest? Meh. Just written crazy with shameless bad writing, merch placement, and trite lines.

We’ll have to see about the new Mando movie.

Best Star Wars? ANH, ESB, R1, Andor. Some of the Mandalorian series. Probably some of the animated ones, but I haven’t watched them.

Eh, turned into more of a critique than I wanted, but I guess I’ll leave it.

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SunshineJogger feddit.org SunshineJogger@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-03-28
#103 · Quote Reply

Every time I consider watching them I remember how they butchered logic and character development. Or plotlines that could be removed with no impact whatsoever.

The only thing I can say is that the dialogs are at least not as shallow as in the prequel trilogy.

I trid to re-watch those a few weeks ago and.... No. I couldn't stand the moments they opened their mouths to speak their lines, sorry to say.

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Manjushri piefed.social Manjushri@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-09-29
#104 · (edited) Quote Reply

I think people have forgotten how to write good movies since it's been such a long period of remakes and franchise garbage. Plus corporate greed and algorithms have resulted in cookie cutter scripts that "should please the largest amount of people" or some shit like that. Everything is made to me inoffensive to anyone and appeal to the widest variety of people. There's no movies that tailor to ...

I think people have forgotten how to write good movies

No, they still write good movies. The problem is that the money-men will not fund good movies because all they want is a big return on their investment. That means that they only fund sequels and spinoffs of previously successful properties. Only on rare occasions does anything new get funded and even then the decision is based on something other than the quality of the story.

There are lots of good stories out there that will never get turned into movies or shows simple because the people who make the decisions are trying to make money rather than art.

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Goodlucksil lemmy.dbzer0.com Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-08-15
#105 · Quote Reply

The first one of the new set was ok. Slightly darker overtones. Backing up a bit - the second trilogy had an all-star cast, yet a wooden log had more writing skill, acting ability, and charisma than the people on the screen. It was like people in a classroom being told to take turns reading out loud from the assigned book. The lack of acting and directorial skill was made up for by the abuse an...

What do you think of the original trilogy?

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BeardededSquidward lemmy.blahaj.zone BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-12-04
#106 · Quote Reply

I have never seen any Star Wars movie.

They have their flaws like many movies that are space operas. Suspension of disbelief and all that is required. That said there are some just generally good gems that you might like. Rogue One was a good heist movie, The Empire Strikes Back was good because people still told George to stuff it with some of his ideas.

With Disney just ramming so much Star Wars down our throats and much of it mediocre at best, I look at the older works more critically. I think there's some fun to be had still but I wouldn't consider them required watching anymore.

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BeardededSquidward lemmy.blahaj.zone BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-12-04
#107 · Quote Reply

Yeah I watched them once each and was so disappointed I think my mind erased the very memory of these films. I can't remember shit about them.

One thing I'll say, it feels like the reason for killing off Han wasn't for the shock value, but because Harrison hates the role so much and wanted to kill off a fan favorite out of spite.

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RememberTheApollo_ lemmy.world RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-26
#108 · (edited) Quote Reply

What do you think of the original trilogy?

Kinda covered that, but ANH (which wasn’t ANH on release…) gets full marks for being first even if it is kinda silly at times. ESB is great. Darker, more serious, the cast and writers hit their stride. ROTJ is pretty much of the same vein as TLJ or TROS. A rehash or retread of already done themes with fluffy happy critters perfect for toy sales. Not great, but not awful. I liked it as a way to say goodbye to characters I never thought I’d see again. Man, was I wrong.

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Aceticon lemmy.dbzer0.com Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-06
#109 · (edited) Quote Reply

Yeah, cause collectively they were mid asf. Force Awakens was reheated "A New Hope" leftovers, but I guess if you had to start with something memorable for a reintroduction to the Star Wars universe, you can't go wrong with a soft remake of the one that started it all. I actually found The Last Jedi to be an interesting story, if not a decent movie with interesting ideas that could be capitaliz...

Andor is by a large distance the most fully-realized and profound Star Wars anything and they manage to do it in all directions: the action is good and in the spirit of the original Star Wars trilology, the characters are believable and not cardboard deep (unlike the original triology), the context of the story is one of fully realized believable societies

The story is mainly consistent and believable, with various threads that criss-cross in a natural and coherent way and are eventually brought all the way to a conclusion and no further - the latter a rarity for TV Series, which tend to end not at a natural conclusion of a story but instead past the end of the story and after "just one more" (sometimes two) seasons are forced in, which are shit. In Andor, maybe only a few things in the last few episodes of the last season felt like they've been forcefully wrapped up to reach a conclusion but mainly the whole thing just naturally reached an ending.

Shit, even the architecture and wardrobe design are consistent and memorable in those things which weren't "inherited" from previous Movies and Series in the Star Wars universe - Ghorman especially is visually a fully believable and realized environment nicelly entwinned and consistent with traditional Star Wars universe elements.

Andor is, however, not the pure roller coaster of action that the original triology is.

I would recommend the Original Triology and Rogue Squadron as exciting roller coasters of action in a fully realized futuristic sci-fi environment and Andor as a good long-form story, with depth, well written, fully realized, well acted and with great production values that happens to take place in the Star Wars universe (so it also ticks the pleasant memories of those who grew up with the Triology) and does have plenty of Action, whilst being a lot more than just that.

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Goodlucksil lemmy.dbzer0.com Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#110 · Quote Reply

Kinda covered that, but ANH (which wasn’t ANH on release…) gets full marks for being first even if it is kinda silly at times. ESB is great. Darker, more serious, the cast and writers hit their stride. ROTJ is pretty much of the same vein as TLJ or TROS. A rehash or retread of already done themes with fluffy happy critters perfect for toy sales. Not great, but not awful. I liked it as a way to ...

Ok, sorry, I'm not much of a star wars fan and I didn't recognize the abbrevations.

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Blackmist feddit.uk Blackmist@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-04
#111 · Quote Reply

Nobody hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans.

As an idea, it's fantastic with limitless potential. As a finished product, it's two and a half good movies, and two good series.

Narcos cast members unironically did more for Star Wars than the Skywalker family ever did.

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Jaysyn lemmy.world Jaysyn@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-09
#112 · Quote Reply

Fuck Disney.

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RememberTheApollo_ lemmy.world RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-26
#113 · Quote Reply

Ok, sorry, I'm not much of a star wars fan and I didn't recognize the abbrevations.

No worries.

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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-12-09
#114 · Quote Reply

Andor shits on the rest of Star Wars, also Solo was good.

The rest? Mediocre at best.

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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-12-09
#115 · Quote Reply

People absolutely hated the prequels when they came out. They were a joke with badly written dialogue and cartoon characters, at least for the adults of that era. But when the children of that era grew up, these children looked at the prequels with fondness and the bad dialogue became modern viral memes. So maybe the same will happen with the sequels. The only issue is that social media have ru...

Attention span isn't a relevant concept in the abstract, you are grumbling at the sky meaninglessly.

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prole lemmy.blahaj.zone prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-06-11
#116 · Quote Reply

I have never seen any Star Wars movie.

You're really not missing that much. Especially with no nostalgia goggles

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prole lemmy.blahaj.zone prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-06-11
#117 · Quote Reply

You will be incredibly disappointed if you do. It's like Boomers ramming The Beatles down your throat. It's religious fantasy.

Eh disagree with the Beatles comparison. Their work stands the test of time, and their influence on music is, in many ways, actually tangible

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🔍🦘🛎 lemmy.world Zoomboingding@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#118 · Quote Reply

Andor shits on the rest of Star Wars, also Solo was good. The rest? Mediocre at best.

Mandelorean S1 was great

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Granbo's Holy Hotrod lemmy.world uberdroog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#119 · Quote Reply

Fuck Disney.

This is the right and complete answer.

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redsand infosec.pub redsand@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-04-09
#120 · Quote Reply

I saw all three in theaters when they came out. Force Awakens was okay. It had a few problems, but I was willing to over look some of them because it was a new company trying to write something they had never written before. I was more forgiving towards Force Awakens. Last Jedi ruined the entire trilogy. And honestly, if Rian Johnson actually still gets his trilogy, I will tell everyone I know ...

Feel bad for JJ? This is how all his projects end. The man can NOT do an ending to save his life. It's why Lost and ep 9 will follow him to the grave

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MimicJar lemmy.world MimicJar@lemmy.world
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#121 · Quote Reply

Mandelorean S1 was great

As is season 2.

Boba was Mando season 2.5 and while the Mando moments are good, it comes too soon and the Boba story is messy.

Mando season 3 also has good moments, but it needed at least two seasons to tell the story, but instead it's rushed it so they can make a film.

People complain about having to wait 2 years for 8 episodes of TV, Mando season 3 to the film is waiting three years for about 2-3 episodes.

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tomiant piefed.social tomiant@piefed.social
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#122 · (edited) Quote Reply

Jedi Party, by Auralnauts, is my preferred way of watching the Prequels.

Auralnauts is canon as far as I'm concerned.

BEHOLD! THE SINGULARITY ENGINNNNNNNE! CAN YOU SEE ME NOW, FATHERRRRR?!?

Auralnauts are geniuses of satire and of god damned audio mixing, it's genuinely sublime what they made of it all. I really love their Larry! series.

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tomiant piefed.social tomiant@piefed.social
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#123 · Quote Reply

Rogue One is the only one of these new movies that I really enjoy and re-watch. I really didn't expect Disney to allow that ending for the rebels sent Scarif but I'm glad they did. I also kinda love how they blend it into Episode IV.

And I think Transformers 2 is one of the greatest films of all time, up there with The Godfather and Citizen Kane.

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TubularTittyFrog lemmy.world TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-23
#124 · Quote Reply

I haven't seen any of the sequels, but why do they keep letting JJ Abrams write/direct movies? He ruined Star Trek too.

because people love his movies.

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TubularTittyFrog lemmy.world TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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#125 · Quote Reply

I was a big fan of 2009's Star Trek. Saw it a bunch in theaters. I've rewatched it a time or two recently (wife digs it) and, aside from the cast, I really don't like it. It doesn't feel like Star Trek (and I'm someone who will find things to defend about Discovery and loved Starfleet Academy while DS9 remains my all-time favorite series). But boyhowdy is Chris Pine great as Kirk. Zachary Quint...

yeah, he's trying to make money. you do that by appealing to the LCD, violence and sex and easy to digest plots full of tropes.

thoughtful sci fi is niche, it doesn't make any money.

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kieron115 startrek.website kieron115@startrek.website
Joined: 2024-02-14
#126 · Quote Reply

And I think Transformers 2 is one of the greatest films of all time, up there with The Godfather and Citizen Kane.

You can just say you didn't like Rogue One you don't need to be sarcastic about it.

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ILikeBoobies lemmy.ca ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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#127 · (edited) Quote Reply

TLJ had me leave the theatre saying "that was terrible" haven't touched it afterwards.

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GraniteM lemmy.world GraniteM@lemmy.world
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#128 · Quote Reply

Auralnauts is canon as far as I'm concerned. BEHOLD! THE SINGULARITY ENGINNNNNNNE! CAN YOU SEE ME NOW, FATHERRRRR?!? Auralnauts are geniuses of satire and of god damned audio mixing, it's genuinely sublime what they made of it all. I really love their Larry! series.

Creepio, have you seen... anybody?

It's the strangest thing, they're all dead. You killed them!

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Prinz Kasper feddit.org PrinzKasper@feddit.org
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#129 · Quote Reply

Creepio, have you seen... anybody? It's the strangest thing, they're all dead. You killed them!

Master sir, what are Midichlorians?

It's Heroin.

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CeeBee_Eh lemmy.world CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-05
#130 · Quote Reply

The first one of the new set was ok. Slightly darker overtones. Backing up a bit - the second trilogy had an all-star cast, yet a wooden log had more writing skill, acting ability, and charisma than the people on the screen. It was like people in a classroom being told to take turns reading out loud from the assigned book. The lack of acting and directorial skill was made up for by the abuse an...

Best Star Wars?

The Clone Wars. Hands down.

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charokol lemmy.world charokol@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-04-17
#131 · Quote Reply

People absolutely hated the prequels when they came out. They were a joke with badly written dialogue and cartoon characters, at least for the adults of that era. But when the children of that era grew up, these children looked at the prequels with fondness and the bad dialogue became modern viral memes. So maybe the same will happen with the sequels. The only issue is that social media have ru...

With the sheer amount of content available at kids’ fingertips these days I wouldn’t be surprised to see the sequel trilogy completely lost to gen A

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NotASharkInAManSuit lemmy.world NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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#132 · Quote Reply

Yeah, because they suck.

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JcbAzPx lemmy.world JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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#133 · Quote Reply

I gave Disney the benefit of the doubt when they shelved the EU and JJ talked about doing something completely new. I was impressed by the lengths they went to to get the look right (even hunting down the original lenses). I went to quite some lengths avoiding spoilers. It didn't take long in cinema to realise I was watching a soft reboot trying to dismantle the original trilogy. I felt betraye...

If you ever decide to try again, I would recommend Rogue One and Andor. They're the best movie and best show to come out of the nonsense.

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JcbAzPx lemmy.world JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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#134 · (edited) Quote Reply

In regards to 1, eh... I actually kinda wish he'd fully committed to the subversion and had Kylo turn to the Light Side as a kind of "poetic" bookend to Anakin (making the third film one about his redemption; this would also allow us either to learn more about Snoke OR turn Hux into the villain, which I would prefer over what Abrams did to him). As for 2, when Rose goes "are those...?" I was on...

The main problem with TLJ is it completely destroyed any potential plot moving forward. That's why RoS is the way it is; they had to rebuild the story before starting the conclusion.

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brucethemoose lemmy.world brucethemoose@lemmy.world
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#135 · Quote Reply

Being bland is worse than being bad.

I can watch comically bad sci fi. But... I can't remember a thing about the last two movies of the trilogy. And I remember a whole lot of "meh" sci fi.

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JcbAzPx lemmy.world JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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#136 · Quote Reply

People absolutely hated the prequels when they came out. They were a joke with badly written dialogue and cartoon characters, at least for the adults of that era. But when the children of that era grew up, these children looked at the prequels with fondness and the bad dialogue became modern viral memes. So maybe the same will happen with the sequels. The only issue is that social media have ru...

The prequels were made with kids as the target audience. I'm not sure who the target audience was for the sequels, but it wasn't kids.

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JcbAzPx lemmy.world JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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#137 · Quote Reply

TLJ is what I think gave the sequel trilogy... hope. TFA is very much a nostalgia grab re-tread of ANH. Which is the point. Evil has come back and something something it rhymes. TLJ is all about breaking the cycle. The hero? She isn't a chosen one. She is a random unhoused garbage goblin. The reluctant hero? He isn't coming back for selfish reasons (wanting to bang Leia) and is instead realizin...

TLJ wasn't really a middle story, though. It was a downer ending. After that there was nowhere to go without a generational time skip and a completely new story that would be inappropriate for a trilogy. There was no big antagonist anymore, there was barely any protagonist left, and every dangling plot thread was ruthlessly cut short.

Contrast it with ESB and you see with that you while have a bittersweet end to the movie, you do not have an ending of the story. Lucas even left room to bring back Han who he just sort of killed.

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JcbAzPx lemmy.world JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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#138 · Quote Reply

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Potential for a completely unrelated future story, not the end of the one they were trying to tell. TLJ is why RoS is as bad as it is. It sacrificed the future for a subversion level high score.

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pno2nr lemmy.world pno2nr@lemmy.world
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#139 · Quote Reply

Somehow they're still making these movies.

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Rooster326 programming.dev Rooster326@programming.dev
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#140 · Quote Reply

Nobody hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans. As an idea, it's fantastic with limitless potential. As a finished product, it's two and a half good movies, and two good series. Narcos cast members unironically did more for Star Wars than the Skywalker family ever did.

2.5 Movies

Are you cherry picking, or summing the total of all 9?

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SharkWeek lemmy.blahaj.zone SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#141 · Quote Reply

Potential for a completely unrelated future story, not the end of the one they were trying to tell. TLJ is why RoS is as bad as it is. It sacrificed the future for a subversion level high score.
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fritobugger2017 lemmy.world fritobugger2017@lemmy.world
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#142 · Quote Reply

Andor shits on the rest of Star Wars, also Solo was good. The rest? Mediocre at best.

Ahsoka was fun.

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fritobugger2017 lemmy.world fritobugger2017@lemmy.world
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#143 · Quote Reply

Best Star Wars? The Clone Wars. Hands down.

Bad Batch

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CeeBee_Eh lemmy.world CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world
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#144 · Quote Reply

Bad Batch

The Bad Batch episodes were great. The Bad Batch show was weak IMO.

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7101334 lemmy.world 7101334@lemmy.world
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#145 · Quote Reply

Being bland is worse than being bad. I can watch comically bad sci fi. But... I can't remember a thing about the last two movies of the trilogy. And I remember a whole lot of "meh" sci fi.

I can watch comically bad sci fi

Ordinarily I agree but dear god stay away from Rebel Moon, worst shit ever and not in a remotely fun way

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VindictiveJudge lemmy.world VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world
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#146 · Quote Reply

Best Star Wars? The Clone Wars. Hands down.

I actually prefer Rebels.

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chunes lemmy.world chunes@lemmy.world
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#147 · (edited) Quote Reply

The prequels were just as hated as the sequels are right now, but then gen z grew up and the nostalgia for those movies suddenly made them okay in the public awareness.

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pachrist lemmy.world pachrist@lemmy.world
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#148 · Quote Reply

I can watch comically bad sci fi Ordinarily I agree but dear god stay away from Rebel Moon, worst shit ever and not in a remotely fun way

I remember that one of them, I think the second one, is called The Scargiver. I couldn't tell you who had a scar or who gave it. Those movies wish they were trash.

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rumba lemmy.zip rumba@lemmy.zip
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#149 · Quote Reply

When the prequels came out, I didn't love them, but I absolutely had to wear it the fact that we got more Star Wars. At the time we really didn't expect to get any more out of the franchise. IMO Jar Jar notwithstanding, they were acceptable, but not up to the greatness of the originals. While far from perfect, they did tell a story, They added decent choreography and some reasonably pretty visuals.

The new trilogy tried to go all Kubrick on us.They try to tell a story through visual cues and really, it's not doing a great job at it. The characters have Backstories, but they're held from you until you're getting three-quarters of the way through the movie trying to figure out what the hell is going on while they get around to tying in the original characters. Star Wars requires that exposition.And honestly, another Death Star, another critical flaw, its bigger, its scarier, its all really low effort bullshit.

It was great seeing Luke and Han again, I really wanted to like Rey, They just utterly failed to develop her character, and then the crak with Snoke. You just end up coming out of the movie, feeling like you didn't understand half of what the new story is, and being utterly bored with the other half and all the horrible things happening to the protagonist that you don't really care that much about.

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WolfLink sh.itjust.works WolfLink@sh.itjust.works
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#150 · Quote Reply

As is season 2. Boba was Mando season 2.5 and while the Mando moments are good, it comes too soon and the Boba story is messy. Mando season 3 also has good moments, but it needed at least two seasons to tell the story, but instead it's rushed it so they can make a film. People complain about having to wait 2 years for 8 episodes of TV, Mando season 3 to the film is waiting three years for about...

I preferred S1 where it’s just a dad on the run with his adopted son, before they started trying to add all these tie-ins to more “mainline” Star Wars lore.

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pachrist lemmy.world pachrist@lemmy.world
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#151 · Quote Reply

I remember sitting in the theater for Force Awakens. I remember the last preview finished, and I had a sense of excitement, because I didn't know what would happen. It wasn't based on a book or comic, it could be anything.

Then I watched A New Hope, but worse.

I understand it's scifi, but the stupid planet laser is one of the dumbest things Ive ever seen. Was the beam faster than light? Did it go through hyperspace? How'd they focus the laser at stellar distances? Is it a super weapon because it can destroy a couple planets or because it can shoot a mega laser beam through hyperspace or snuff out a star? Idiots.

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