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ThatWeirdGuy1001 lemmy.world ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-03
#52 · Quote Reply

Did he expect everyone to start drooling over him?

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whosepoopisonmybuttocks sh.itjust.works whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-09-06
#53 · (edited) Quote Reply

on a job interview in IT, an interviewer asked me if I understood the difference between TCP and UDP. After giving the best technical explanation I could, I ended with I could tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure if you'd get it. He said go ahead I paused, that was it. Kind of awkward. I didn't get the job.

Did you say, "well, the way I remember it is Unsolicited Dick Pics versus Tasteful Consentual Penis"

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ChickenLadyLovesLife lemmy.world ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#54 · Quote Reply

Context on Ruby? Im lost.

"Do Ruby Begonia ring a bell?" Even more obscurely, this Flip Wilson routine was referencing an old Amos & Andy routine where they would say something like "Do the name Ruby Begonia strike a familiar note?"

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Random Dent lemmy.ml CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-01
#55 · Quote Reply

For the life of me I can't remember how we got to the subject, but once we were talking about attaching speakers to a dog and I called it "Dolby Surround Hound." I was very proud of that one and it went completely unacknowledged.

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TheFogan programming.dev TheFogan@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-07-12
#56 · Quote Reply

Yeah, but that’s not what this was. Interviewer asked about thing then does not get joke about most basic property of thing. Either the interviewer is incredibly incompetent or incapable of getting a joke. It’s a weird situation even for a job interview. (& I’ve been on job interviews that can only be described as tribunals with 8 judges grilling you simultaneously.)

I mean I think he got it after a few seconds, he did laugh, and then comment how everything was so serious before then and it took him a bit to get it. I don't think that was why I didn't get the job.

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OozingPositron feddit.cl OozingPositron@feddit.cl
Joined: 2023-06-12
#57 · Quote Reply

For the life of me I can't remember how we got to the subject, but once we were talking about attaching speakers to a dog and I called it "Dolby Surround Hound." I was very proud of that one and it went completely unacknowledged.

Dogby.

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Nangijala feddit.dk Nangijala@feddit.dk
Joined: 2025-02-28
#58 · Quote Reply

Should've started drooling right after.

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mmmberry beehaw.org mmmberry@beehaw.org
Joined: 2026-04-04
#59 · Quote Reply

For the life of me I can't remember how we got to the subject, but once we were talking about attaching speakers to a dog and I called it "Dolby Surround Hound." I was very proud of that one and it went completely unacknowledged.

I have no qualms stopping the conversation and repeating my joke. Witness my pun!!

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NotSafeForWorld lemmy.dbzer0.com NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-02-12
#60 · Quote Reply

For the life of me I can't remember how we got to the subject, but once we were talking about attaching speakers to a dog and I called it "Dolby Surround Hound." I was very proud of that one and it went completely unacknowledged.

Maybe because it already exists. I believe the company is called SoundHound or something

/s

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hessenjunge discuss.tchncs.de hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-15
#61 · Quote Reply

Humour is not universal, and cracking jokes in an interview is high risk no reward. I've rejected candidates that made inappropriate jokes before. Intentions don't really matter, there's 10 more candidates.

Why do you keep moving the goal posts? We’re not talking about inappropriate jokes or someone being an ass during an interview.
Honestly, if an interviewer wastes my time like this I’m ending the interview. Good luck finding just one more guy matching my talents.

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jol discuss.tchncs.de jol@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-10-25
#62 · Quote Reply

Why do you keep moving the goal posts? We’re not talking about inappropriate jokes or someone being an ass during an interview. Honestly, if an interviewer wastes my time like this I’m ending the interview. Good luck finding just one more guy matching my talents.

I didn't move to goal post at all. In any interaction, you need to gauge the vibe before moving to the next level. Workplace humour is sensitive, and you should drop a joke you're not confortable not landing.

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Nollij sopuli.xyz Nollij@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-08-16
#63 · Quote Reply

Humour is not universal, and cracking jokes in an interview is high risk no reward. I've rejected candidates that made inappropriate jokes before. Intentions don't really matter, there's 10 more candidates.

Interviews are also (if not primarily) a measure of cultural fit. Making tasteful jokes is absolutely appropriate, but depends on the culture. I wouldn't want to work at a place that is too uptight for some humor.

The UDP joke isn't one that I'd probably use, but doesn't feel out of place in the context of detailing the protocol.

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ThatWeirdGuy1001 lemmy.world ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-03
#64 · (edited) Quote Reply

Did he expect everyone to start drooling over him?

Two people missed the joke it seems

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pyre lemmy.world pyre@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-12
#65 · Quote Reply

what a bunch of drooling morons

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captcha lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
Joined: 2026-03-28
#66 · Quote Reply

FWIW I used to hang out with behavioral psychology grad students, who were in the Skinnerian tradition of operant conditioning research. They mostly worked with pigeons, and to transport the birds they used juice pitchers with a few air holes cut into the bottom. I asked them once how they got the birds into the pitchers and they laughed and showed me: they would just open the bird's cage and h...

Yeah, I though about pigeons and Skinner when writing that, but did not have much info about how it goes really. Thanks for sharing, that's an interesting read, and nice to know they are treated well

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diabetic_porcupine lemmy.world diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-16
#67 · Quote Reply

Yeah like Pavlov’s Dong you know like the sound a bell makes

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general_kitten sopuli.xyz general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-07-06
#68 · Quote Reply

That joke deserved a laugh. The class clearly wasn’t conditioned properly.

i'd say for a class setting it deserves clearly fast exhale

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