You dont have to date either!

English, motherfucker - do you speak it?

This is an underrated comment lol

The future is weird.

men stinking on purpose: 🤮

women stinking on accident: 🤤

It is when you can buy pheromone cologne and have the best of both worlds.

Aye, this is the most non-story thing ever.

Sounds like a Cosmo magazine that give advice on blow jobs instead a few years ago. They reccomended using teeth. They said something like "he won't ask because he's embarrassed" or something.

It’s shitmaxxing

I think I may have been standing next to one yesterday. He was much less greasy looking than I expected.

That’s called festermaxxing

I swear 4chan was telling people to rub ballsweat on themselves like perfume 20 years ago.

This is internet lore that someone fell for.

I'm fairly scent-sensitive and it's true some people stink better than others, men and women.

Story time: I was hiking one time and met this vaguely hippy looking couple coming the other way, as we passed they both stank but in a musky, animal way. It was comforting and more than a little arousing if I'm being honest. I wanted them to rub themselves all over me, or roll around on them like I was their dog and they'd come home from a new place.

Didn't "The Joy of Sex" have a chapter about natural odor being a turn on? Too many years since I read it to remember exactly.

"Touching a butthole is gay"

Monetized internet lore*

My wife has always told me that women really just want a guy who is nice to them and doesn't smell, and monosphere weirdos keep telling them to do the opposite.

Max-maxxing. Max everything out. Have everything and do everything. Become one with the universe, be the beginning and end of time

Fresh pheromones are really powerful, that is why dancing is great for a date. But any other activity works, the key is in fresh.

Old pheromones are diluted in pee.

Jesus, I can smell them through the cartoon...

I’ve read my fair share of romance novels by women and it’s common to describe the main love interest as smelling like freshly clean laundry lol. Literally just show up clean with clean clothes on. It’s not more complicated than that.

Your wife is being disingenuous with you. Nice isn't what women are attracted to.

Dam this is actually a valid theory

For clicks

They also don't wash their asses because its "gay".

They engage in a practice called "not touching butt maxing"

By telling you to trust virgin men instead of women on matters of what said women think, said virgin men fried your understanding of the world forever.

Jacobson gland doesn't work in humans. We don't sence nor we produce any pheromones.

right? if you actually want to advertise "pheromones" (i don't think it's the right term but whatever) you should be taking a shower without using any perfumed products, then just do a little bit of exercise.

fibremaxxing: consume nothing but wood and grass so you quite literally shit bricks that can be used for construction.

seriously, using high-fibre (animal) poo in mud bricks is a legitimate construction technique that works great in dry climates!

going light on perfume (or straight up not using it at all) should be borderline mandated by law, so many people suffer from being surrounded by pungent perfume, it can literally trigger asthma attacks!

Keep yourself clean, use like a single spritz of perfume, and apply it a while before you head out so it has time to mellow down a bit. And please god use gentle subtle scents, not Febreeze Facefuck Fury that singes people's nose hairs clean off..

Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments is where all the ladies at

Big pot, fill with chopped whatever the fuck you have in the fridge, add enough water to cover the whateverthefuck, add some salt (careful, can always add more later but you can't remove excess), and cook until it smells like food.

A lot of people in the US have really weird conceptions about dishwashers, for some reason. Technology Connections has a video where he goes over it and explains that dishwashers work fine and don't require pre-rinsing or whatever.

That's unfortunately not new

better yet, this can easily be turned into a wholly positive thing: They just have to be informed that they're doing it wrong, that the proper way is to shower and then do a bit of light exercise.

Some people will really enjoy the way your body smells, but very few people will enjoy the smell of bacteria poo. Showering removes the bacteria stench so it's actually possible to smell your natural scent.

Yeah a fresh mild sweat can do wonders, but too much or too old is a problem.

But also, just wearing a little scent while being clean can take it up a notch. That way as the evening goes on your scent slowly takes to the forefront. A scent should be discovered not announced, that goes for both perfumes and bodily scents

assuming it's not been stewing for a week and thus smells like shit..
I wouldn't risk that though: just take a shower, skip all but the lightest perfume, and do a couple jumping jacks, and you'll have plenty of """pheromones""" while also just generally smelling nice.

yes, but that's with the pretty fucking major caveat that you WANT to shower so that people can actually smell your "pheromones" rather than being hit with a wall of fermented sweat.

They got so close but managed to completely miss the point

also: rain

Technically true. Fun and interesting are what most people are attracted to regardless of gender. People also are particularly prone to developing attraction to people they feel good being around.

Kindness is however a prerequisite for a large portion of women (and an absolute no go for plenty of other women, because people). The ones who want kindness are much better partners

the aluminium part i get, but what contains petrochemicals?? Do you mean vaseline?

even if you do exercise within that time, just using a separate change of gym clothes makes a big difference. It's spending a lot of time afterward in sweaty clothes that causes the stink.

This is a good source. Women talking to women without men around, which is what romance novels are in essence.

My first GF, many years ago. I was snuggling with her, and smelled her hair. I said it smelled nice, and she pulled back to tell me she hadn't washed it in three days. In the moment, because I was so young and inexperienced, I felt a little foolish.

It doesn't take long to realize it's okay to like what you like.

Oh yeah, a good musky smell, especially in nature with plenty of woody smells, is unnnfffff so good. A natural diet (especially high in plants), with plenty of time in the outdoors and lots of exercise combined with enough hygiene to wash off the stink before it goes stale… Yeah that'll go great things for one's smell.

In a lot of ways some hippies are the opposite of these 4chan types despite some similarities.

But also it's cleaning the knives, wood, and cast iron. (My house has been decreasing our use of plastic in the kitchen and while it's nice, it does result in some hand washing)

That last bit is huge. When I transitioned I went from slightly bi to full homo (hormones can do weird things) and went from thinking that most people smelled pretty good with mild sweat to loving it in women and finding it utterly repulsive in a way that I get how some people could like it, but please get it away from me on men.

They're promoting crack?