Office work sucks.

Bitcoin
Law
Travel

:.|:;

Learn Turkish İstanbul

I'd probably immediately forget that I ever met me. There is also no way to explain anything in a way 18yo me could understand and if I'd succeed it would be thrown into an existential crisis.

Doesn't get better.

This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18.

You are fucked.

Ehi no fair acronyms are words too

Run

bitcoin five zeroes

Stop taking this seriously, it’s a time travel hypothetical.

Harambe, bitcoin, COVID!

Save your money

Bitcoin, Dogecoin, GME

Sorry chief, this hypothetical is FUBAR

Hodor hodor hodor

Sell Nvidia 190

Gotta give yourself an exit strat or you'll pop off too early or end up bagholding

Annual psychiatric screening 👍

Got a few things I'd sure love to have caught 5 years earlier than I did

how are you

Don't marry her - Beautiful South

https://youtu.be/GYZfFKDsXHk

Sell bitcoin 2025.

Don't fall for it, stay strong, don't cede to temptation

Bitcoin, AAPL, 2005

Yes, but when it's invented you WILL know.

Buy AMD stocks.

Would have been rich! Or perhaps Nividia.

Your dong wrong.

The fact you don't know how to use hyphens doesn't mean that you shouldn't. They've always been more useful and less bot reeking than em-dashes.

An em dash signifies a longer pause — I'll continue to use them however I see fit. It's telling, though, that you assume an em dash means I'm using an AI to write.

Edit: Math friends :)

Lmfao this is the funniest thing I’ve read all week

Glad to be of service. But I do hope your week gets better

When did I say you were using AI? By all means, stick to your shitty style choices, but there's no need to start lying about things.

👍 Yes your brain is so very big Mr. math friend — I'm sure you've completely outclassed every person you've ever met in writing.

Wait, but you're familiar enough with AI to think em dashes = bot style... Could it be that... you're lying? Impossible.