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Come 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocate (lemmy.today) 2 Wren 179 »
"The salt!" I ejaculated. (lemmy.today) 16 Wren 119 »
Do not under any circumstance take the vibe coded schizophrenia drugs (lemmy.today) 26 Wren 282 »
The flo app will speak to you like a conservative pervert (lemmy.today) 11 Wren 196 »
Constricting anus 100 times and denting naval 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression (lemmy.today) 14 Wren 59 »
Replace capitalism with a good nap (lemmy.today) 0 Wren 24 »
"Not anymore" said knife horse. (lemmy.today) 3 Wren 102 »
Just booked a vasectomy and they scheduled me in for 9/11 (lemmy.today) 10 Wren 109 »
They're just satanists. Crisis Averted! (lemmy.today) 21 Wren 373 »
Competitors dig deep in Hungarian grave-digging contest (lemmy.today) 0 Wren 22 »
Am I the widow of a human or the wife of a fish? (sh.itjust.works) 2 schipelblorp 34 »
my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity (lemmy.today) 2 Wren 129 »
Missionaries confuse paw cleaner for flesh light (lemmy.today) 22 Wren 117 »
Vore day falls on August the 8th (lemmy.today) 4 Wren 112 »
Ethan covers himself in oil and starts sliding around on the floor calling himself "Slug Boy" (lemmy.today) 5 Wren 66 »
Weirded the entire country out by eating a raw onion (lemmy.today) 25 Wren 196 »
If you two French kiss, I will save my baby (lemmy.today) 25 Wren 382 »
If she doesn't disclose up front that she's wearing makeup, that's sexual assault (lemmy.today)
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How many Octobers is it today? (lemmy.today) 7 Wren 88 »
beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me (lemmy.today) 3 Wren 74 »
Some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxing (lemmy.today)
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Don't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is. (lemmy.today) 16 Wren 82 »
always has that Jeni Se Qkwuouagh (lemmy.today) 43 Wren 341 »
Why did 1,000 world citizens bury their underpants? (lemmy.today) 1 Wren 19 »
not she berry or he berry but no berry (lemmy.today) 6 Wren 318 »
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